Neural Viz - the funniest channel on YouTube.

I was going to suggest that you leave the basement and refamiliarise yourself with real people but I see you have mentioned "53" which being a prime comprised of prime digits means that you are signalling your membership of the Bavarian Illuminati and therefore should not be trifled with.

Hi Bernard, actually in Ireland we call it "soccer" to distinguish it from the real thing, Gaelic Football.
Watch some YouTube clips, you'll see why it is the superior sport.