Some of the best handjob narration I've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Some of the best handjob narration I've ever seen
I will (and already have, since he didn't make the jump over here) miss his encouragement when I pondered buying new power tools or starting various DIY projects. I'll cherish his honest praise on a drainpipe repair I did a while back:
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I will (and already have, since he didn't make the jump over here) miss his encouragement when I pondered buying new power tools or starting various DIY projects. I'll cherish his honest praise on a drainpipe repair I did a while back:
I haven't brought myself to delete my twitter account and I'm glad that I can look through old conversations with PARS today. Just learned he created this year's hottest meme way back in 2012
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I haven't brought myself to delete my twitter account and I'm glad that I can look through old conversations with PARS today. Just learned he created this year's hottest meme way back in 2012
Sir, there's shit spewing out of your pants, sir
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sir, there's shit spewing out of your pants, sir
Dodgers pen blew a nice Ohtani start
September 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Dodgers pen blew a nice Ohtani start
That's right, the meteor crater's looking as good as it ever has
September 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That's right, the meteor crater's looking as good as it ever has
I would laugh if I wasn't barfing everywhere and bleeding from both eyes after reading this interaction
September 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I would laugh if I wasn't barfing everywhere and bleeding from both eyes after reading this interaction
Went to Woodruff vs. Scherzer in Toronto yesterday and got to watch the air show in the background
September 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Went to Woodruff vs. Scherzer in Toronto yesterday and got to watch the air show in the background
I guess what I'm saying is that I thought the guy on the logo was yellow and brown Pistol Pete
August 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I guess what I'm saying is that I thought the guy on the logo was yellow and brown Pistol Pete
That's Andruw Jones down there
August 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That's Andruw Jones down there
I'll spare you his disgusting visage but this fuckwad has a button on his suits that's halfway up his sternum and he leaves it buttoned when he's seated so it looks like the lapel's trying to eat his collar
July 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'll spare you his disgusting visage but this fuckwad has a button on his suits that's halfway up his sternum and he leaves it buttoned when he's seated so it looks like the lapel's trying to eat his collar
Does HGH make your dick shrink while throwing a million interceptions?
June 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Does HGH make your dick shrink while throwing a million interceptions?
🎶
Hus-sein
I only hear what I want to
🎶
Hus-sein
I only hear what I want to
🎶
April 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
🎶
Hus-sein
I only hear what I want to
🎶
Hus-sein
I only hear what I want to
🎶
Tell this to your children
April 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tell this to your children
Happy opening day everyone
March 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy opening day everyone
Posts are out of order but I might have been at Cole's last start of the season on Thursday
March 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Posts are out of order but I might have been at Cole's last start of the season on Thursday
Braves won, Profar's wrist isn't broken
March 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Braves won, Profar's wrist isn't broken
Why does Etrade have this picture of an extremely high dog in a party hat on their website
February 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why does Etrade have this picture of an extremely high dog in a party hat on their website
Two of three ain't bad
February 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Two of three ain't bad
I would laugh at this but the reason this (generally great) account was in the Twitter gulag for years was that it failed to exclude the n-word (both singular and plural forms) from the list
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I would laugh at this but the reason this (generally great) account was in the Twitter gulag for years was that it failed to exclude the n-word (both singular and plural forms) from the list
We saw you from across the bar
[12 interminable, silent minutes of staring]
[12 interminable, silent minutes of staring]
November 12, 2024 at 4:05 PM
We saw you from across the bar
[12 interminable, silent minutes of staring]
[12 interminable, silent minutes of staring]
Doing my part to save my favorite tweet for posterity
November 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Doing my part to save my favorite tweet for posterity