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In a couple of months I'll have been playing guitar for 10 years. That's weird to think about in both a "IT'S ALREADY BEEN 10 YEARS" way and a "IT'S ONLY BEEN 10 YEARS" way.
June 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The only thing about HRT that scares me is like, what if it turns me straight?
June 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm hungry but I can't eat today because of blood test.
June 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My days are so future past rn
Who up future past-in they Days rn
June 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Thinking about Hux's speech before remembering The Rise of Skywalker.

So much wasted potential in that trilogy...
June 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
God the Frankenstein's Monster scene in X-Men First Class goes so hard.
June 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Happy 25th to the goat!
June 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
RESIDENT EVIL 9 LETS GO
June 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If your ever feeling down, just remember: you're probably a Glup Shitto in someone's life
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dying my hair even more purple (the whole thing rather than just a streak) maybe it'll show up on camera this time
June 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Expanding into the world of Electro Harmonix pedals (bought a cheap nano clone on eBay)
June 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm the real victim of the male loneliness epidemic cos now whenever I feel lonely I also get dysphoric.
June 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
We're on Day 36 now btw
Day one no pissing stream
June 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Blood test is way sooner than I thought, as in, less than a month to go...
June 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There are 3 categories for a paid actors performance:

1) was not paid enough for this job

2) was paid well, and put in a good performance

3) probably not even paid. Feels like they just showed up on set one day while the cameras were rolling, and I'm 100% here for that.
June 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I know it's not till like, the end of the year, but I just got another wave of hype for that Twin Peaks orchestra thing in Leeds. It's such a good soundtrack...
June 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'd probably have so much sex if I could resist the opportunity to keep joking around on grindr
June 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Watching King Kong Vs Godzilla (the original 60's one)
June 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Used too much shampoo. Fuck my life...
June 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
FAILURE DOCUMENTARY HAS A RELEASE DATE!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!
June 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I can't take it anymore (Psylocke nerf)
June 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Back in Leeds! Massive W!
June 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"you should leave your job in the police" ❌ Boring, overused

"YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN ON YOUR PORKLIFE MATE" ✅ Funny, cool, Blur reference
June 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Back to Leeds today! Massive W!
June 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Haven't eaten yet today so now I'm drunk on 2 pints...
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM