Juju Bee
@notbeforenoon.bsky.social
Artist, atheist, autistic, disabled. Living on my home planet, O'ahu. I’m not following people just because they follow me, so don’t be insulted. I’d rather not discuss politics. I need art, music, history, and amusement.
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No DMs please, I won’t answer.
My physical therapist talks about this client who runs marathons at age 80. I should have given my opinion on people who run marathons: they’re running from something.
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My physical therapist talks about this client who runs marathons at age 80. I should have given my opinion on people who run marathons: they’re running from something.
Not target, the dumpster outside Goodwill.
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not target, the dumpster outside Goodwill.
Was there a landslide or something that started it?
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Was there a landslide or something that started it?
Haole Karen doesn’t even know what side of the car her gas tank is on! She shouldn’t have been in that line in the first place!
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Haole Karen doesn’t even know what side of the car her gas tank is on! She shouldn’t have been in that line in the first place!
Okay, Bone Spurs, go ahead then. Stop complaining and sacrifice yourself for the future of this country and the world.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Okay, Bone Spurs, go ahead then. Stop complaining and sacrifice yourself for the future of this country and the world.
Total bullshit. Sweeping generalizations based on nothing. Is he married? Has he found a Valkyrie?
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Total bullshit. Sweeping generalizations based on nothing. Is he married? Has he found a Valkyrie?
At one point I colored my very pale eyebrows with dark purple glittery eyeshadow.
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
At one point I colored my very pale eyebrows with dark purple glittery eyeshadow.
I love Roman mosaics (I’ve done digital versions of a few), and this my favorite detail of all the mosaics I’ve seen.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I love Roman mosaics (I’ve done digital versions of a few), and this my favorite detail of all the mosaics I’ve seen.
It was considered poor people food in New England because it was so abundant. It wasn’t until trains had refrigerated cars to transport them to the other areas of the country that they were considered exotic luxury food.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It was considered poor people food in New England because it was so abundant. It wasn’t until trains had refrigerated cars to transport them to the other areas of the country that they were considered exotic luxury food.
It’s generational. You pass it on to your kids.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It’s generational. You pass it on to your kids.
Is this some kind of extreme demolition derby?
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Is this some kind of extreme demolition derby?
Nobody is quitting their jobs to get food stamps. It doesn’t pay the bills.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Nobody is quitting their jobs to get food stamps. It doesn’t pay the bills.
I was hoping she would spin faster and the bust would go flying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was hoping she would spin faster and the bust would go flying.
Don’t subsidize the insurance companies; eliminate them and give us universal healthcare. It will be cheaper all around.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Don’t subsidize the insurance companies; eliminate them and give us universal healthcare. It will be cheaper all around.
Fish would be very confused.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fish would be very confused.
I agree. I also like green olives, which not many places offer.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I agree. I also like green olives, which not many places offer.
Lobster is peasant food.
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Lobster is peasant food.
I hope they all got food poisoning.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I hope they all got food poisoning.
Does he know the places people buy food are called grocery stores?
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Does he know the places people buy food are called grocery stores?
I wanted purple eyelashes when I was a teenager. These reactions are hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I wanted purple eyelashes when I was a teenager. These reactions are hilarious.
Aren’t cashew fruits poisonous? Or is it just the seed, which we eat but only after it is blanched. Raw, it’s poisonous.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Aren’t cashew fruits poisonous? Or is it just the seed, which we eat but only after it is blanched. Raw, it’s poisonous.