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she ULTRAKILL on my Resident Evil 7 Biohazard til i Splatoon 3
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zooka 3K
April 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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#splatoonclips

quads with both carbons
April 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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#splatoonclips

High effort blaster gameplay
March 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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#splatoonclips or whatever the hashtag is I forgot.

Carbon quad
March 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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'Gulf of Jeb'
February 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I haven't played Splatoon for nearly all of December and I thought that I might as well try some new stuff.

Anyhow time to use charcoal decaf for the next month.
January 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I GOT THIS BITCH YEAAAAA
online receipt for ULTRAPLUSH [V1]
November 29, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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dumb idiot stuck in dumb idiot jail
my sisters cat stuck in laundry basket like a dumbass
November 27, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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fuck it. possible 3rd kits for weapons i like for splatoon 3 on the nintendo switch.
alt texts for why i chose the subs and specials
Splattershot Pro with Splat Bomb and Inkjet This is just pro with a bomb and an aggressive special. I never liked playing forge, vanilla just had a more fun kit. Hopefully this can a an aggressive kit that is actually good. Carbon Roller with Angle Shooter and Ultra Stamp Its kinda impossible to make a better carbon kit than the deco, but angle shooter COULD work for it + stamp is fun Ballpoint with Beakon and Wail. I would have liked rain, but i dont think the devs want any repeat kits from s2 Gloogas with Fizzy and Inkjet Reference kit between s2's vanilla and kensa kits. Might be 210p.
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Splattershot Pro mains rejoice. We got buffed.
Splattershot Pro & Forge Splattershot Pro - Reduced the scatter of shots while on the ground by approximately 7%. Angle Shooter - Initial velocity is approximately 5% faster, and flight distance has been extended. Booyah Bomb - Slightly increased the amount of power charged bu the player and their allies' Booyahs, making it possible to throw the Booyah Bomb faster than before when players send Booyahs. Increased the radius of the explosion area by approximately 5%. Increased damage dealt to Big Bubbler by approximately 33%.
November 20, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Everytime I play, I try to remind myself not to take bad super jumps, only for something like this to happen.
#splatoonclips
November 18, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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Nah. You have to be crazy to do that...
Screenshot of timestamps of every weapon mentioned. Screenshot of timestamps of every weapon.
November 9, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Halloween Candy Tier List

No particular order in each tier.
October 31, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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October 27, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Barely touched a sploosh before so I'm assuming I got possessed.
October 27, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Getting a little freaky.

With the freak-o-matic
October 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Almost got a quad with it.
October 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Used the sploosh during the splatfest.

I see the truth now.

#splatoonclips
October 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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clutching splat zones with ballpoint and jet
October 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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I'm just going to start posting cool clips and also other stuff here thanks
October 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM