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she ULTRAKILL on my Resident Evil 7 Biohazard til i Splatoon 3
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letting elon musk bust inside you to secure 10k a month in child support - call that universal basic in-cum
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
letting elon musk bust inside you to secure 10k a month in child support - call that universal basic in-cum
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AGREE, as long as you are not also attracted to anything weird, like Human Adults
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
AGREE, as long as you are not also attracted to anything weird, like Human Adults
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Why is there legitimately a team of 4 children vs a team of 3 50-year-old men
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Why is there legitimately a team of 4 children vs a team of 3 50-year-old men
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I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis
October 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I made a guide for social media companies going through a crisis
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It might be because I watch too much of one board game reviewer, but the amount of people freaking out over this is disappointing.
This is nothing compared to the oj simpson monopoly clone
This is nothing compared to the oj simpson monopoly clone
Saw this on my lunch break.
I think we may have peaked as a society, y'all.
Pack it up. We're done.
I think we may have peaked as a society, y'all.
Pack it up. We're done.
May 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It might be because I watch too much of one board game reviewer, but the amount of people freaking out over this is disappointing.
This is nothing compared to the oj simpson monopoly clone
This is nothing compared to the oj simpson monopoly clone
April 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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kids these days brains are getting absolutely cooked watching 24/7 mr beast and subway surfers they should be having a healthy relationship with the internet and watching stick figures violently massacring each other
April 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
kids these days brains are getting absolutely cooked watching 24/7 mr beast and subway surfers they should be having a healthy relationship with the internet and watching stick figures violently massacring each other
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Follow and repost for a chance to win this DOOM: The Dark Ages Limited Edition Xbox Wireless Controller. #DOOMSweepstakes
For rules and eligibility: beth.games/3E8lqs4
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April 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Follow and repost for a chance to win this DOOM: The Dark Ages Limited Edition Xbox Wireless Controller. #DOOMSweepstakes
For rules and eligibility: beth.games/3E8lqs4
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Slightly depressed hearing students and academics raving about AI last night. General theme: "AI makes things easier and faster so we can make more great art!" I dunno in my experience the effort is what makes 99% of the good stuff good :/
April 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Slightly depressed hearing students and academics raving about AI last night. General theme: "AI makes things easier and faster so we can make more great art!" I dunno in my experience the effort is what makes 99% of the good stuff good :/
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please buy my shocking tell-all memoir "i got yelled at online for having shitty opinions and now i'm butthurt" (2025, self-published)
April 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
please buy my shocking tell-all memoir "i got yelled at online for having shitty opinions and now i'm butthurt" (2025, self-published)
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I remember trying to play this a while back. The port is excellent, but the switch puzzles...
A convoluted segment made by an incompetent dev feels bad. A convoluted segment made by people with talent is so much worse.
A convoluted segment made by an incompetent dev feels bad. A convoluted segment made by people with talent is so much worse.
Hahah my mentions are full about Marathon. I really appreciate that folks think of me when they see it. Sorry everyone, I'm not in it. What I will say is, the Marathon games are all free via excellent ports that are even on Steam now.
Insanely yours,
Gianni
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Insanely yours,
Gianni
store.steampowered.com/app/2398450/...
Classic Marathon on Steam
From the team that brought you Aleph One, the classic sci-fi FPS Marathon from Bungie on Mac revived for modern hardware by the fan community.
store.steampowered.com
April 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I remember trying to play this a while back. The port is excellent, but the switch puzzles...
A convoluted segment made by an incompetent dev feels bad. A convoluted segment made by people with talent is so much worse.
A convoluted segment made by an incompetent dev feels bad. A convoluted segment made by people with talent is so much worse.
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its over, gooning is no longer immoral and unhealthy.
April 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
its over, gooning is no longer immoral and unhealthy.
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nintendo is delaying the pre orders of the switch 2 due to tariffs. to find out more, look up "mario inflation"
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
nintendo is delaying the pre orders of the switch 2 due to tariffs. to find out more, look up "mario inflation"
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We can save the children by getting scott the woz to review capitalism
April 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We can save the children by getting scott the woz to review capitalism
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being a nintendo fan in 2025 is like telling your idol that you admire them and they just kick you in the nuts and while you're crumpled on the floor they steal $50 from you
April 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
being a nintendo fan in 2025 is like telling your idol that you admire them and they just kick you in the nuts and while you're crumpled on the floor they steal $50 from you
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Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
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i think the switch 2 having pricey games is def a result of americas stupid dumb anti asia tariffs. seen lots of discussion ab how it's bad in the EU and other countries too, and it makes me think of the tragedy of Argentina's steam store. very frustrating that 1 market has this much of an effect
April 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i think the switch 2 having pricey games is def a result of americas stupid dumb anti asia tariffs. seen lots of discussion ab how it's bad in the EU and other countries too, and it makes me think of the tragedy of Argentina's steam store. very frustrating that 1 market has this much of an effect
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Randy looking like he's gonna do card tricks at a high school prom in Vegas. Looks like his clothes didn't shine until he wore them and the suit would burst into flames if he tried to iron it. Motherfucker looks like he's gonna host an MSNBC panel on how video game piracy is evil.
April 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Randy looking like he's gonna do card tricks at a high school prom in Vegas. Looks like his clothes didn't shine until he wore them and the suit would burst into flames if he tried to iron it. Motherfucker looks like he's gonna host an MSNBC panel on how video game piracy is evil.