notapatchon
@notapatchon.bsky.social
Three parts pedant, two parts sarky get, a squeeze of misery guts poured over a shit cricketer.
All the guys on this one. Robin wasn’t posing this time
January 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
All the guys on this one. Robin wasn’t posing this time
Downscale. We’ve got a tame robin (Robin) and sparrow (Jack). Peanut butter and lard is the key
January 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Downscale. We’ve got a tame robin (Robin) and sparrow (Jack). Peanut butter and lard is the key
Name them? If you’re not trying to hand feed them, you’re wasting our time.
January 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Name them? If you’re not trying to hand feed them, you’re wasting our time.
The Black Knight scene in The Holy Grail
January 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The Black Knight scene in The Holy Grail
Pfft, you’re going to start an argument about putting mayonnaise on hot things now
January 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Pfft, you’re going to start an argument about putting mayonnaise on hot things now
No hope, no harm, just another false alarm…
January 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
No hope, no harm, just another false alarm…
Then again, that’s the US box office. The UK one is a different kettle of fish…
January 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Then again, that’s the US box office. The UK one is a different kettle of fish…
Who’s on the delirium? They’re in for an early night 😂
December 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Who’s on the delirium? They’re in for an early night 😂
Eyes bigger than your bellies
Not something I’ve ever been accused of 👀
Not something I’ve ever been accused of 👀
December 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Eyes bigger than your bellies
Not something I’ve ever been accused of 👀
Not something I’ve ever been accused of 👀
Imagine being reminded of it every time your tongue catches one of the blisters
December 12, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Imagine being reminded of it every time your tongue catches one of the blisters
I’ve long had a fancy to stick one in a breville, I reckon it’s the only way you can improve on it
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I’ve long had a fancy to stick one in a breville, I reckon it’s the only way you can improve on it
Pot noodle sandwich. 👌🏼
December 12, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Pot noodle sandwich. 👌🏼
I’ve three reference points
A - M - Z
I think about it in relation to those and then guess
A - M - Z
I think about it in relation to those and then guess
December 12, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I’ve three reference points
A - M - Z
I think about it in relation to those and then guess
A - M - Z
I think about it in relation to those and then guess
What’s wrong with black pepper, lashings of vinegar and buttered Warbies?
You’ve changed
You’ve changed
November 27, 2024 at 2:26 PM
What’s wrong with black pepper, lashings of vinegar and buttered Warbies?
You’ve changed
You’ve changed
Makes sense, this is the first one. It would have been confusing if you’d started on episode 4, like the rest of us.
November 26, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Makes sense, this is the first one. It would have been confusing if you’d started on episode 4, like the rest of us.
I’ve not seen anything detailed, but work back from a 10 finish…
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I’ve not seen anything detailed, but work back from a 10 finish…
It’s part of the sustainability aspect, so people can get trains home
November 24, 2024 at 7:01 PM
It’s part of the sustainability aspect, so people can get trains home
Man City in the milk cup 1982, torrential rain
Had an inexplicable see through plastic mac on
Top half was dry as a bone but all the rain had run off the coat onto my jeans, meaning my bottom half was twice as wet.
Had an inexplicable see through plastic mac on
Top half was dry as a bone but all the rain had run off the coat onto my jeans, meaning my bottom half was twice as wet.
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Man City in the milk cup 1982, torrential rain
Had an inexplicable see through plastic mac on
Top half was dry as a bone but all the rain had run off the coat onto my jeans, meaning my bottom half was twice as wet.
Had an inexplicable see through plastic mac on
Top half was dry as a bone but all the rain had run off the coat onto my jeans, meaning my bottom half was twice as wet.
Well, now you put it that way.
Although someone has to stop at 5 to remember them and post the photos on WhatsApp
Although someone has to stop at 5 to remember them and post the photos on WhatsApp
November 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Well, now you put it that way.
Although someone has to stop at 5 to remember them and post the photos on WhatsApp
Although someone has to stop at 5 to remember them and post the photos on WhatsApp
You should take up comedy, if you’ve got anymore like that
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 PM
You should take up comedy, if you’ve got anymore like that