Eddie just needs to get back to the basics next week. Play the proper fucking version of Blaydon Races and we’ll be fine.

Whatever Sean Longstaff has on Eddie to still be getting games over most of the players in this squad, it must be worse than the Savile shit.

If Liverpool players actually got booked for dissent then every single one of their games would be abandoned

Have they mentioned Hereford in the FA Cup draw yet?

Can’t be bothered with everyone overreacting on Twitter, so just sticking on here for the positives. At least Tonali and Hall are the two greatest Newcastle United players of all time.

There can’t be people who actually still think Mbappe is a top tier footballer. Chris Wood would get 30+ a season in the Farmer’s Ligue.

Love Eddie and everything, but someone needs to tell him those 15 tactics boards he has in his office could be put to good use.

This is all because we keep attacking the Gallowgate End in the first half. Someone tell Bruno how it works

Is this the Bluesky equivalent of Jeremy Clarkson posting that fucking “ooo I’ve got nee GCSEs” shit on Twitter?

The only way things could get worse for David Coote at this point is if a video emerges of him pushing his dogs around in a pram.

Plato, what’s the score?
Plato, Plato, what’s the score?

If I can get to 50,000 followers by the end of the day I’ll give one lucky follower Swin’s loyalty card for the Berry. Potentially a season’s worth of free drinks.

Repost and follow.

Looks fairly promising on here, but the second I see anything along the lines of “________. That’s the tweet” or someone doffing their cap to a fine sir, I’m gan back to MySpace or whatever.