NoTalentHack / J. Barnes
@notalenthack.bsky.social
Technically award-winning writer (trust me, I'm as surprised as you) - romance, sci-fi, fantasy, superheroes, relationship drama; He/Him; ADHD; tabletop RPG and videogame enthusiast; software dev
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Removing Stolen Stories From YouTube - How To - Literotica.com
A series of easy steps for fighting text-to-speech piracy.
www.literotica.com
I posted a guide for folks that have had their stories stolen and posted to one of those text-to-speech YouTube channels. Folks running those? Y'all can eat my entire ass.
www.literotica.com/s/removing-s...
www.literotica.com/s/removing-s...
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
New story up on Lit, about neurodivergence, and why it might not always look like people think. Also, about infidelity, revenge, and forgiveness, but that's par for the course, amirite?
Spectrums - Loving Wives - Literotica.com
Contracts, ultimatums, and infidelity.
www.literotica.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
New story up on Lit, about neurodivergence, and why it might not always look like people think. Also, about infidelity, revenge, and forgiveness, but that's par for the course, amirite?
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remember when everyone blamed the plague of catalytic converter theft in portland on the homeless?
and then it turned out to be a small ring of professional criminals — led by a man LIVING IN LAKE OSWEGO?
this fact should be immortalized, it should be engraved on a shrine that is also a shelter.
and then it turned out to be a small ring of professional criminals — led by a man LIVING IN LAKE OSWEGO?
this fact should be immortalized, it should be engraved on a shrine that is also a shelter.
Police: Portland area crime ring trafficked 44,000 stolen catalytic converters; 14 indicted
The thousands of catalytic converters, stolen since early last year, had an estimated street value of more than $22 million.
www.opb.org
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
remember when everyone blamed the plague of catalytic converter theft in portland on the homeless?
and then it turned out to be a small ring of professional criminals — led by a man LIVING IN LAKE OSWEGO?
this fact should be immortalized, it should be engraved on a shrine that is also a shelter.
and then it turned out to be a small ring of professional criminals — led by a man LIVING IN LAKE OSWEGO?
this fact should be immortalized, it should be engraved on a shrine that is also a shelter.
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Bread & circuses, but where no-one can afford the bread & all the circuses are being cancelled.
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Bread & circuses, but where no-one can afford the bread & all the circuses are being cancelled.
Rabble-rouser rouses wrong rabble; reaps rewards.
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Rabble-rouser rouses wrong rabble; reaps rewards.
Loooooool
This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I...
Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
From the OpenAI community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the OpenAI community
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July 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Loooooool
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Let's take a moment to appreciate all our writer friends who give us notes on every draft!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
July 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Let's take a moment to appreciate all our writer friends who give us notes on every draft!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
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This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far
July 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far
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Current mood:
June 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Current mood:
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Post a female character you love.
June 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Post a female character you love.
June 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Forgot to post yesterday, but my latest story is up for Geek Pride at @literotica.com. As its name suggests, the story is a take on the classic hall pass archetype. It's long (arguably too long), but I think worth it; given the 4.15 rating in Loving Wives, other folks seem to agree. Check it out!
Hall Past - Loving Wives - Literotica.com
A promise from years before rears its ugly head.
www.literotica.com
May 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Forgot to post yesterday, but my latest story is up for Geek Pride at @literotica.com. As its name suggests, the story is a take on the classic hall pass archetype. It's long (arguably too long), but I think worth it; given the 4.15 rating in Loving Wives, other folks seem to agree. Check it out!
Damn. I just heard about Peter Allan David’s death. A lot of people talk about his Incredible Hulk run—understandable, given its impact—but for me, he’ll always be the guy that humanized the thoroughly unlikable Quicksilver. RIP.
May 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Damn. I just heard about Peter Allan David’s death. A lot of people talk about his Incredible Hulk run—understandable, given its impact—but for me, he’ll always be the guy that humanized the thoroughly unlikable Quicksilver. RIP.
The future!
This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The future!
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Anyways, here’s something for the #Taskmaster tag 🙂↕️
Here's your daily dose of Taskmaster.
May 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Anyways, here’s something for the #Taskmaster tag 🙂↕️
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Habeas corpus doth date back to the Assize of Clarendon yn 1166. Who ys medieval now?
May 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Habeas corpus doth date back to the Assize of Clarendon yn 1166. Who ys medieval now?
Hyphens matter, folks.
May 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hyphens matter, folks.
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For my writer friends.
May 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
For my writer friends.