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the issue is not just ICE.

we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now.

we cannot do both
LAPD assisted by the Huntington Beach Police just came in full force firing munitions and with Horse support. Someone was trampled. Another has a serious head injury.
June 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In much of the world, a sofa that has a pull-out bed is called a “sofa cum bed”. I guess their pull-out game is weak.
February 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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you ever been such a nazi they rename the hitler salute after you
January 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Back in 2016/2017, there was a fun QVC/HSN style streaming “network” run out of Meltdown Comics named XSN. Most notable of their shows was Howard Kremer’s Headshot Show.

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XSN: Headshot Show with Howard Kremer - YouTube
Headshot Show was a live streaming show hosted by comedian Howard Kremer at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles. The show aired on XSN, an experimental shopping n...
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December 20, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Elle? On “Santa’s Nice List”?? Wtf Plex? 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
December 14, 2024 at 7:11 AM
A few months ago, I was called for jury duty for a civil case between a tenant and a landlord. Shoutout to my fellow perspective juror who told the judge she couldn’t remain impartial because “I believe landlords are evil people.” 😍
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 AM
If you’ve ever had a good home grown tomato, you know not all tomatoes are equal. But potatoes? Is there such a thing as a good potato? From my experience, they’re all the same. Am I wrong?
November 30, 2024 at 7:17 AM
@travisview.bsky.social I introduced the QAA podcast to my partner during your Perverts miniseries. We listen to both episodes every week together and she still refers to you as “the perverts”. Today: “cool! Did you see one of the perverts is on Gabrus’ pod today?”
November 14, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.

It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.

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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Jesus Christ. Threads is just as bad as twitter. I’m worried Bluesky is next.
December 31, 2023 at 6:50 AM
Found Brody’s to-do list on the back of one of his headshots while cleaning my house. #StevenBrodyStevens #SBS #EnjoyIt #PositiveEnergy #YouGotIt #CutOutOfFunnyPeople
November 26, 2023 at 2:29 AM
100 Gex
November 4, 2023 at 5:17 AM
I replaced the King of the Hill theme with the Buffy theme and I think it works really well.
King of the Hill - Intro with Buffy Theme
The King of the Hill intro. Now with more Buffy!
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November 1, 2023 at 6:12 PM
What a letdown. 😞
October 14, 2023 at 5:08 AM
October 9, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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hey Worf you don't have to say Klingon Blood Worm Ceremony you can just say Blood Worm Ceremony
September 28, 2023 at 8:30 PM
@andykindler.bsky.social happy to find you over here! I finally gave up on Twitter.
September 21, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Confession: I was more than half way through the Blackberry movie before I realized that was Glenn Howerton. To make matters worse, I’m currently in the middle of a rewatch of IASIF 🤦🏼‍♂️
September 20, 2023 at 10:18 PM