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Trump speaking about yesterday's Washington DC plane crash: "I can't say exactly how he did it, that's classified, but I blame Biden for this. He did it with the help of the deep state and a whole invasion-load of illegal migrants"
January 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Trump speaking about yesterday's Washington DC plane crash: "I can't say exactly how he did it, that's classified, but I blame Biden for this. He did it with the help of the deep state and a whole invasion-load of illegal migrants"
64 dictators is ok but isn't anywhere near as good as this 64GB dictator.
January 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
64 dictators is ok but isn't anywhere near as good as this 64GB dictator.
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Elon Musk gives a thumbs-up to Trump's #Inauguration speech comment about putting "stars and stripes on Mars", whilst a vibration on his phone in his pocket informs him that an instant spike his #SpaceX stock has just earned him another $46 billion.
January 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Elon Musk gives a thumbs-up to Trump's #Inauguration speech comment about putting "stars and stripes on Mars", whilst a vibration on his phone in his pocket informs him that an instant spike his #SpaceX stock has just earned him another $46 billion.
Trump states he will change the name of the 𝘎𝘶𝘭𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘰 to the 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 & 𝐅𝐨𝐱 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚.
#Inauguration
#Inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Trump states he will change the name of the 𝘎𝘶𝘭𝘧 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘰 to the 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 & 𝐅𝐨𝐱 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚.
#Inauguration
#Inauguration
In his #Inauguration speech, Trump says he will turn America into a meritocracy, before thanking his deceased billionaire father for giving him the idea many years ago.
January 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In his #Inauguration speech, Trump says he will turn America into a meritocracy, before thanking his deceased billionaire father for giving him the idea many years ago.
Trump promises in his #Inauguration speech to being back free speech to America, except for when he or any of his friends, family or business associates are libeled or slandered.
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump promises in his #Inauguration speech to being back free speech to America, except for when he or any of his friends, family or business associates are libeled or slandered.
In his #Inauguration speech, Trump promises to flood the world with American oil before indirectly flooding the world with water from the melting polar ice caps.
January 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In his #Inauguration speech, Trump promises to flood the world with American oil before indirectly flooding the world with water from the melting polar ice caps.
Trump mistakes crowd standing to stretch their legs during his lengthy #Inauguration speech as a standing ovation.
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Trump mistakes crowd standing to stretch their legs during his lengthy #Inauguration speech as a standing ovation.
Trump proclaims in his #Inauguration speech that god saved him from the assassin's bullet to make American great again.
"For the love of me, don't tell him it was me who pulled the trigger" tweeted God on his Bluesky account.
"For the love of me, don't tell him it was me who pulled the trigger" tweeted God on his Bluesky account.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trump proclaims in his #Inauguration speech that god saved him from the assassin's bullet to make American great again.
"For the love of me, don't tell him it was me who pulled the trigger" tweeted God on his Bluesky account.
"For the love of me, don't tell him it was me who pulled the trigger" tweeted God on his Bluesky account.
After saying that wildfires have burnt down the homes of "the most wealthy and powerful people" in the country, many in attendance at the #Inauguration, Trump then added "Some of them have even lost their second and third homes, and even their golf courses and helicopter pads".
January 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
After saying that wildfires have burnt down the homes of "the most wealthy and powerful people" in the country, many in attendance at the #Inauguration, Trump then added "Some of them have even lost their second and third homes, and even their golf courses and helicopter pads".
Trump #Inauguration speech covers freedom, justice, immigration, and an offer to the first 1 million subscribers to his new cryptocurrency to claim a free signed MAGA baseball cap.
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump #Inauguration speech covers freedom, justice, immigration, and an offer to the first 1 million subscribers to his new cryptocurrency to claim a free signed MAGA baseball cap.
Trumps proclaims during his #Inauguration speech that he can see "the biggest inauguration crowd ever, at least 170,00 people in the Capitol".
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trumps proclaims during his #Inauguration speech that he can see "the biggest inauguration crowd ever, at least 170,00 people in the Capitol".
After being sworn in for a second term during his #Inauguration, Trump has brief moment of panic upon seeing soldiers marching into the Capitol's Rotunda, before remembering that he was now above the law once again.
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
After being sworn in for a second term during his #Inauguration, Trump has brief moment of panic upon seeing soldiers marching into the Capitol's Rotunda, before remembering that he was now above the law once again.
Trump struggles to suppress snigger when repeating the line "...to uphold and defend the constitution of the United States" during #Inauguration ceremony.
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trump struggles to suppress snigger when repeating the line "...to uphold and defend the constitution of the United States" during #Inauguration ceremony.