━ 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘!
@not-dead-or-alive.bsky.social
/ 𝐎𝐇, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐇.
𝐖𝐇𝐎’𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊?!
𝐀𝐇, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄! /
𝐖𝐇𝐎’𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊?!
𝐀𝐇, 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄! /
Pinned
【 𝐈𝐅 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖,
𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆? 】
〉 COTARD'S SOLUTION 〈
【 𝐈’𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 -
𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊. 】
𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆? 】
〉 COTARD'S SOLUTION 〈
【 𝐈’𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 -
𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊. 】
YOU DONT KNOW ME <_<
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
YOU DONT KNOW ME <_<
i thought you were my skibidi, but it turns out you're just a toilet :/
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i thought you were my skibidi, but it turns out you're just a toilet :/
Reposted by ━ 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘!
Reposted by ━ 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘!
oh my bad CLOBBER THAT SHIT!!!
The baseball. The bbaseball is the one getting clobbered. N—nn-not you
aw what D:
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
oh my bad CLOBBER THAT SHIT!!!
why doesnt sisyphus just stop rolling the boulder
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
why doesnt sisyphus just stop rolling the boulder
aw what D:
WATCH ME C-CCLOBBER THIS FUCKER
THE METS BABY HIT A HOMERUN--
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
aw what D:
THE METS BABY HIT A HOMERUN--
It’s all about da m-M-Mets baby
October 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
THE METS BABY HIT A HOMERUN--
no ur not
Me. I am the Government.
yeah? whos gonna stop me? the GOVERNMENT? uhhhh, no THANKS
October 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
no ur not
yeah? whos gonna stop me? the GOVERNMENT? uhhhh, no THANKS
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE
We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
yeah? whos gonna stop me? the GOVERNMENT? uhhhh, no THANKS
We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
〖 NC 〗
Perchance.
Perchance.
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax fine that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price.
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
Reposted by ━ 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘!
〖 NC 〗
Perchance.
Perchance.
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax fine that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price.
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
〖 NC 〗
Perchance.
Perchance.
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax fine that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price.
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax fine that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price.
// i got mad sick help me
anyways did i miss anything
anyways did i miss anything
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
// i got mad sick help me
anyways did i miss anything
anyways did i miss anything
// HOLY FUCK
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
// HOLY FUCK
hawk tuah or lgbtq rights
October 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
hawk tuah or lgbtq rights
'' you're a coward who is too afraid to expand his reality ''
"What... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
'' not if you're not a coward. ''
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
'' you're a coward who is too afraid to expand his reality ''
'' not if you're not a coward. ''
"You people confuse me... Talking about male pregnancy... THAT ISN'T HOW HUMAN ANATOMY WORKS!"
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
'' not if you're not a coward. ''
// caspian has no fucking idea how horrific and confusing tam's lore is which is really funny because she's so silly
September 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
// caspian has no fucking idea how horrific and confusing tam's lore is which is really funny because she's so silly
// tammy the kind of girl to go YIPPEEE and jump and kick her feet
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
// tammy the kind of girl to go YIPPEEE and jump and kick her feet
Hooray! ^^
... what a quaint concept. Let's go!
Then do you wanna get some tea now?
September 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hooray! ^^
Then do you wanna get some tea now?
Uh huh! Absolutely!
Yeah! Are you free right now?
September 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Then do you wanna get some tea now?
Yeah! Are you free right now?
Of course! ♡ It'll be so fun!
aww, well thank you!!
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yeah! Are you free right now?
aww, well thank you!!
Oh, you don't have to!! I can treat us!
Gladly! My treat ^^
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
aww, well thank you!!
Gladly! My treat ^^
It's tea... but Rose flavored. Heavenly. We should get some!
I don't think i've tried any but I would like to! :O
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Gladly! My treat ^^