Susan Hasler
@not-blinking.bsky.social
Author, artist, animal lover, book addict, cancer survivor, and recovering intelligence analyst. My books include Intelligence, The Flat Bureaucrat, Project HALFSHEEP, KRILL, and Drawing on Cave Walls. Involuntarily exploring dystopian nonfiction.
Hands Off in Harrisonburg
April 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hands Off in Harrisonburg
A lot people spinning in their graves.
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A lot people spinning in their graves.
Day 8 of no FaceBro. No AI-written posts where all the facts are suspect and all the pronouns are wrong. Instead of getting sucked into this stuff, I formatted an entire book. #BrotoxDetox
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Day 8 of no FaceBro. No AI-written posts where all the facts are suspect and all the pronouns are wrong. Instead of getting sucked into this stuff, I formatted an entire book. #BrotoxDetox
Day Six of no Facebro—no unsettling friend requests from deceased loved ones whose accounts have been hacked. Really, Schmuckerberg, fix that shit. Your space isn't safe. #BroToxDeTox
January 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Day Six of no Facebro—no unsettling friend requests from deceased loved ones whose accounts have been hacked. Really, Schmuckerberg, fix that shit. Your space isn't safe. #BroToxDeTox
Day Four of no FaceBro—no ridiculous, one-sided AITA stories. Let’s just save time and say that you’re all assholes and all of you people who comment without knowing the other side of the story—you’re also assholes. #BroToxDetox
January 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Day Four of no FaceBro—no ridiculous, one-sided AITA stories. Let’s just save time and say that you’re all assholes and all of you people who comment without knowing the other side of the story—you’re also assholes. #BroToxDetox
Day Three of no FaceBro—no handsome, widowed, military medical doctors working on oil rigs complemented my smile and asked to be friends. Big win. #BroToxDeTox
January 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Day Three of no FaceBro—no handsome, widowed, military medical doctors working on oil rigs complemented my smile and asked to be friends. Big win. #BroToxDeTox
Jeff Bezos' nose disintegrates shortly after signing production contract for "Eyes Wide Shut: The Melania Trump Story." Horcruxitis is suspected.
January 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Jeff Bezos' nose disintegrates shortly after signing production contract for "Eyes Wide Shut: The Melania Trump Story." Horcruxitis is suspected.
Zuckerberg lauds "masculine energy" that turned him into an ass-licking Trump sycophant. #BrotoxDetox
January 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Zuckerberg lauds "masculine energy" that turned him into an ass-licking Trump sycophant. #BrotoxDetox
"Golden Obama" is good, but I also like "Rehydrate and Seek Medical Advice"
January 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Golden Obama" is good, but I also like "Rehydrate and Seek Medical Advice"
Day Two of no FaceBro—I didn’t view any AI-generated fantasy homes with wonky stair railings, nonsensical light fixtures, and disturbing wrinkles in the space-time continuum. This is comforting. #BroToxDeTox
January 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Day Two of no FaceBro—I didn’t view any AI-generated fantasy homes with wonky stair railings, nonsensical light fixtures, and disturbing wrinkles in the space-time continuum. This is comforting. #BroToxDeTox
I plan to delete my Facebook account on January 20. Until then, I’m staying away to see how it alters my life.
Day One of no FaceBro—I didn’t see breaking photography of anyone’s lunch. And I survived. I also developed a greater appreciation of what was on my own plate. #BroToxDetox
January 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I plan to delete my Facebook account on January 20. Until then, I’m staying away to see how it alters my life.
Day One of no FaceBro—I didn’t see breaking photography of anyone’s lunch. And I survived. I also developed a greater appreciation of what was on my own plate. #BroToxDetox
"The Big Bowl Theory" S. Hasler, 1/8/25
January 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"The Big Bowl Theory" S. Hasler, 1/8/25
"Übermensch Exploits Science and Religion To Make Himself a God, and Woman To Make Him a Sandwich" S. Hasler 12/4/24
BTW, just finished reading "The Maniac"
BTW, just finished reading "The Maniac"
December 4, 2024 at 9:43 PM
"Übermensch Exploits Science and Religion To Make Himself a God, and Woman To Make Him a Sandwich" S. Hasler 12/4/24
BTW, just finished reading "The Maniac"
BTW, just finished reading "The Maniac"
"When Pigs Ascend and Small, Carnivorous Mammals Do the Hula Hoop" S. Hasler 11/27/24
November 28, 2024 at 1:47 PM
"When Pigs Ascend and Small, Carnivorous Mammals Do the Hula Hoop" S. Hasler 11/27/24
40 points if you're doing it in a cemetery.
November 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
40 points if you're doing it in a cemetery.