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norskheks.bsky.social
Sara C
@norskheks.bsky.social
Not a fucking mermaid. One-time psychophonologist. Socialist. Queer. Nerd. Fat. Invisibly disabled. Elder millennial.

@norsk_heks on X and Instagram (normal), @norskheks on tumblr & ao3 and @gentlebeardslut on X (insane and horny).
Ohhh, I looked online for a pic of mine and saw what you mean... the ones shaped like that used to be made of wax, and they sucked! 🤣 I might try to look for them and see. Mine are silicone but look like this, with a guard on the side that tucks into the folds on the external ear.
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I almost made myself wait until I finished cleaning my apartment (another week) to unpack my Christmas mugs/cups, but then I thought, why deprive myself of that joy?
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Final result!
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My parents went to friends' for dinner and my brother went to work, and I am decorating the tree. It is... Not Going Well.

This is my 3rd attempt with the beads 😭
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Update: Everything passed inspection, and now it's snuggle time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cute Selfie check-in!

(Sorry I'm not copying the original text, but it feels too fascisty for my comfort. I understand that it's tongue-in-cheek, but my autistic literal brain says "no thank you".)

Anyway this is from 9 years ago today. Look at my tired eyes; just say no to grad school, kids!
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There was ONE space left on my street, and it was a parallel-parker... look how good I did!!!!! Just a little adjustment, no re-dos, no tapping!! I'm so proud of myself!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Who's going to tell them they missed a circumflex? 👀
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Got new tires just in time :p
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sksjdjsjsjsjsj I followd the link and it led me a bing search page, including the following:
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Went to log back onto my work computer after break, and... 👀

(Yeah, that sounds about right, lmao)
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Okay, how the fuck does the entire cast of Dimension 20 look sooooo hot dressed as emo teens???
October 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Ho fatto... rigatoni al forno!!!!!
October 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I bought a thing! 🖖🏻🎺

(yes ik it's spelled different, shhh)
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Post you from a different era.

1995, baybeeee! 🤣🤣🤣
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So at the vegan place near me, if you tell them you have celiac, they'll specially prep your food separately from everything else (same with allergies), and---🤣🤣🤣
September 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh fuck yessss!!!! 😍
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Same w/me and Niagara-on-the-Lake... well, that and the bougie wine mom vibe that place has. /shudder

I *am* short, though... I wonder how limited is "limited"... 👀
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It is done! I have pockets!!!!! Time to play my trumpet with and at other well(?)-dressed queer people for an hour!!!
September 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I made my first pocket (added to an existing dress)!!! It's not very pretty, but whatever, it's going to have a layer of same-colored tulle over it anyway. Taking a break and then doing the right pocket tonight! 😁
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh my god this shit is so fucking good (if you like coconut, obv) 🤤
September 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Saturday afternoon D20 and almond flour pancakes with like half a can of whipped cream and some fruit 😌
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've been watching Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, btw
September 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM