Sara C
@norskheks.bsky.social
Not a fucking mermaid. One-time psychophonologist. Socialist. Queer. Nerd. Fat. Invisibly disabled. Elder millennial.
@norsk_heks on X and Instagram (normal), @norskheks on tumblr & ao3 and @gentlebeardslut on X (insane and horny).
@norsk_heks on X and Instagram (normal), @norskheks on tumblr & ao3 and @gentlebeardslut on X (insane and horny).
Ohhh, I looked online for a pic of mine and saw what you mean... the ones shaped like that used to be made of wax, and they sucked! 🤣 I might try to look for them and see. Mine are silicone but look like this, with a guard on the side that tucks into the folds on the external ear.
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ohhh, I looked online for a pic of mine and saw what you mean... the ones shaped like that used to be made of wax, and they sucked! 🤣 I might try to look for them and see. Mine are silicone but look like this, with a guard on the side that tucks into the folds on the external ear.
I almost made myself wait until I finished cleaning my apartment (another week) to unpack my Christmas mugs/cups, but then I thought, why deprive myself of that joy?
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I almost made myself wait until I finished cleaning my apartment (another week) to unpack my Christmas mugs/cups, but then I thought, why deprive myself of that joy?
My parents went to friends' for dinner and my brother went to work, and I am decorating the tree. It is... Not Going Well.
This is my 3rd attempt with the beads 😭
This is my 3rd attempt with the beads 😭
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My parents went to friends' for dinner and my brother went to work, and I am decorating the tree. It is... Not Going Well.
This is my 3rd attempt with the beads 😭
This is my 3rd attempt with the beads 😭
Update: Everything passed inspection, and now it's snuggle time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Update: Everything passed inspection, and now it's snuggle time.
Cute Selfie check-in!
(Sorry I'm not copying the original text, but it feels too fascisty for my comfort. I understand that it's tongue-in-cheek, but my autistic literal brain says "no thank you".)
Anyway this is from 9 years ago today. Look at my tired eyes; just say no to grad school, kids!
(Sorry I'm not copying the original text, but it feels too fascisty for my comfort. I understand that it's tongue-in-cheek, but my autistic literal brain says "no thank you".)
Anyway this is from 9 years ago today. Look at my tired eyes; just say no to grad school, kids!
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Cute Selfie check-in!
(Sorry I'm not copying the original text, but it feels too fascisty for my comfort. I understand that it's tongue-in-cheek, but my autistic literal brain says "no thank you".)
Anyway this is from 9 years ago today. Look at my tired eyes; just say no to grad school, kids!
(Sorry I'm not copying the original text, but it feels too fascisty for my comfort. I understand that it's tongue-in-cheek, but my autistic literal brain says "no thank you".)
Anyway this is from 9 years ago today. Look at my tired eyes; just say no to grad school, kids!
There was ONE space left on my street, and it was a parallel-parker... look how good I did!!!!! Just a little adjustment, no re-dos, no tapping!! I'm so proud of myself!!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There was ONE space left on my street, and it was a parallel-parker... look how good I did!!!!! Just a little adjustment, no re-dos, no tapping!! I'm so proud of myself!!!!!!
Who's going to tell them they missed a circumflex? 👀
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Who's going to tell them they missed a circumflex? 👀
Got new tires just in time :p
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Got new tires just in time :p
Sksjdjsjsjsjsj I followd the link and it led me a bing search page, including the following:
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sksjdjsjsjsjsj I followd the link and it led me a bing search page, including the following:
Went to log back onto my work computer after break, and... 👀
(Yeah, that sounds about right, lmao)
(Yeah, that sounds about right, lmao)
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Went to log back onto my work computer after break, and... 👀
(Yeah, that sounds about right, lmao)
(Yeah, that sounds about right, lmao)
Okay, how the fuck does the entire cast of Dimension 20 look sooooo hot dressed as emo teens???
October 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Okay, how the fuck does the entire cast of Dimension 20 look sooooo hot dressed as emo teens???
Ho fatto... rigatoni al forno!!!!!
October 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ho fatto... rigatoni al forno!!!!!
I bought a thing! 🖖🏻🎺
(yes ik it's spelled different, shhh)
(yes ik it's spelled different, shhh)
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I bought a thing! 🖖🏻🎺
(yes ik it's spelled different, shhh)
(yes ik it's spelled different, shhh)
Post you from a different era.
1995, baybeeee! 🤣🤣🤣
1995, baybeeee! 🤣🤣🤣
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Post you from a different era.
1995, baybeeee! 🤣🤣🤣
1995, baybeeee! 🤣🤣🤣
So at the vegan place near me, if you tell them you have celiac, they'll specially prep your food separately from everything else (same with allergies), and---🤣🤣🤣
September 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So at the vegan place near me, if you tell them you have celiac, they'll specially prep your food separately from everything else (same with allergies), and---🤣🤣🤣
Oh fuck yessss!!!! 😍
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oh fuck yessss!!!! 😍
Same w/me and Niagara-on-the-Lake... well, that and the bougie wine mom vibe that place has. /shudder
I *am* short, though... I wonder how limited is "limited"... 👀
I *am* short, though... I wonder how limited is "limited"... 👀
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Same w/me and Niagara-on-the-Lake... well, that and the bougie wine mom vibe that place has. /shudder
I *am* short, though... I wonder how limited is "limited"... 👀
I *am* short, though... I wonder how limited is "limited"... 👀
It is done! I have pockets!!!!! Time to play my trumpet with and at other well(?)-dressed queer people for an hour!!!
September 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It is done! I have pockets!!!!! Time to play my trumpet with and at other well(?)-dressed queer people for an hour!!!
I made my first pocket (added to an existing dress)!!! It's not very pretty, but whatever, it's going to have a layer of same-colored tulle over it anyway. Taking a break and then doing the right pocket tonight! 😁
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I made my first pocket (added to an existing dress)!!! It's not very pretty, but whatever, it's going to have a layer of same-colored tulle over it anyway. Taking a break and then doing the right pocket tonight! 😁
Oh my god this shit is so fucking good (if you like coconut, obv) 🤤
September 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh my god this shit is so fucking good (if you like coconut, obv) 🤤
Saturday afternoon D20 and almond flour pancakes with like half a can of whipped cream and some fruit 😌
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Saturday afternoon D20 and almond flour pancakes with like half a can of whipped cream and some fruit 😌
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I've been watching Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, btw
September 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I've been watching Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, btw