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Gabe Heiland (They/Them)
@norseartemis.bsky.social
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🎮Gamer 🐕‍🦺dog person 🐎former horse girl 🏳️‍⚧️ enby feminist 📊 math artist.
📈Growth & Monetization Consultant @ Reality Labs.
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I treated myself to a commission of my last d&d character and holy shit it’s so nice to see my (nonbinary) rock son come to life I love igni so much 😭

Way of the elements earth genasi monk. The very essence of “looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll”

#D&D #Strixhaven #CharacterArt
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
norseartemis.bsky.social
Uh, excuse me?!
A screenshot of an email preview reading: Arlo Hotels Ready, Set, Cyber! Save 40% on stays Save on stays through 2026 view this email with images It’s Cyber Sale season and
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Look I’m not gonna answer for the top of my list we all know I’m trash but I am DYING at the garbage men all the way at the bottom held in lower esteem than dogs

But frfr don’t make me choose between shale and wynn ever again I love them both
A ranking of all dragon age characters Top 5: solas, anders, Dorian, avaline, shale Bottom all tied for last: loghain, Nathaniel, Sigrun, velanna, carver, fenris, Sebastian
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Light flooded backyard for us, I do appreciate that the phones can see them better than my eyes 😄
A pink aurora over the top of a pine tree
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Look, when I say that I’m going to play the bardiest bard that ever barded I commit
A screenshot from discord Lord Perrywrite Featherstone I double checked in the changeover. Neither rules version of disguise self says you CANT use the spell as a penis enhancer, so
September 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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My D&D group are so supportive of child Gabe’s huge crush on Count Rugen from The Princess Bride and now are also sharing all of their “what did people in the 80s think a hot medieval dude looked like” crushes and yes this is all related to my character.

I mean, what options we have…
Christopher Guest as count rugen from the princess bride, a brunet man with depth back chin length hair, a salt and pepper goatee, wearing a leather tunic over a yellow shirt Mikhail Boyarsky as the Wolf in Mama - on the left a young woman dressed as a deer, on the right a man in a tight black jumpsuit, large silver white wig with wolf ears Mikhail Boyarsky as a musketeer? A brunet man with a curled bob and mustache wearing a musketeer hat
September 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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God dammit @eplerjc.bsky.social I read your post aloud and a day later….
A person holding a large tub of starburst jellybeans
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Me, playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition: of course the geth have souls! Synthesis for all!

Also me 5 years later:
A screenshot of a discord message reading “unfortunately in this day and age we all have to fight the clankers for jobs”
August 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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We have….a few sour cherries from the tree this year…

Empty strawberry container for scale
Two large mixing bowls filled with red cherries Two large mixing bowls on a counter with a mouth d of cherries visible over the rim, a large container of strawberry husks sits next to the cherries for scale
August 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
norseartemis.bsky.social
5:30 in the morning is TOO early to be boarding a flight but at least I’m the only one masked.

On the upside, going to present my research in NYC and that’s pretty cool.
Proof of mask, a person in a green shirt with blonde hair, rainbow roots, and a pink face mask smizing at the camera. In the background it is clear they are on a plane
August 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I am deeply enjoying whatever this cloud is doing
A picture of clouds over a peaked roof. The shape of the clouds is vaguely sphinxian with parts trailing off the top reminiscent of flowing hair
August 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Today I invented foefic - when you detail the bad things you want to happen to someone you dislike.
A discord conversation: Norse: May you all get dumped and fired with cause on the same day rendering you unable to pay your rent or wow sub and sending you home to live with your parents who infantalize you Unknown: I’d read this fanfic Norse: foefic
July 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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My thoughts on Hebrew
A text reading “I feel like this ancient language is not supportive of my cheese needs”
July 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Ok! This first pic is a morden blush and appears to be the main scent driver, it is our tallest bush expected to get 3-4 feet tall but strong clear rose scent. I’m at a bit of a loss as to what this second guy is (best guess Henry Hudson), clear rosey scent though lighter than the morden
A single bloom of a Morden Blush Canadian hardy roses. The petals are a white base with a light pink pigment near the stamen, many densely packed petals Potentially a Henry Hudson rose, several blooms ranging from light pink when new to pure white, loose, yellow stamen
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Uprooting the dying evergreen shrub and going hardy rose garden has been a success I’m obSESSED with all of these
An image of a rose garden amidst river rocks. Several different varieties of roses pictured mostly yellow, white, and pink
July 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Things to hold off the anxiety: obviously I flipped the cover immediately
The cover of Tusk Love, a Romantasy novel depicting a man with green skin holding a girl with long white hair above him The alt cover of Tusk Love, depicting a green skinned man princess carrying a blue skinned girl in his arms walking away from a ship on fire
July 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Oh good they’ve given me all the sliders I need. My ideal partner DOES have one angry shoulder (with a mustache) and their boobs have a bobcut
An ad for some AI slop. At the top it says “craft your perfect love interest: every detail, your choice” below is depicted a Split View of two cartoon women. On the left tan skin, long dark hair, brown eyes, a red dress. Settings indicate the hair is blue and other options are a darker blue and two shades of red. A strange emoji that looks like an angry mustached face is pointing toward the shoulder. On the right is a pale skinned blonde woman, a choice of two bob haircuts indicates her boobs.
July 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Who’s the prettiest girl in the world (🙌 it’s Agatha, it’s Agatha 👐)
The worlds most majestic black cat sitting on a laptop. She is very large compared to the laptop and has lynx tip ears. In the background are plants on a windowsill and a tree seen through the window
June 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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While ass double rainbow on gay choir* day in June I mean???!!!?!

*not being derogatory it’s literally a LGBTQIA+ choir
Picture of a double rainbow over a parking lot
June 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Some more new roses have bloomed and my front yard smells amazing
A close up of a small rose bush in bloom, 3 flowers are full, baby pink with yellow centers, with two buds to the left.
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I got new roses and they are so preeeeeeetty
Close up of a small rose bush with 3 blooms. The flowers have light pink petals that fade to dark red, the leaves are dark green and shiny
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Hey hey, Gabe Heiland (they/them). I’ve been working in games nearly 20 years and been a product manager for most of that. I find the intersection of behavioral data and design to be fascinating definitely nothing there about studying why are humans. I said nothing there why are you still looking?
Wiki page logo for Forsaken World: War of Shadows. The words are highly styalized over a circular logo Top of the store page for The Sims Mobile or TSM showing the title (TSM), an icon of the top half of a woman’s head and a banner image depicting 4 sims posing for a picture Title shot of the store video for Midas Merge with the Midas Merge logo up top, a red headed cartoon woman dressed in gilded finery and a cartoon fawn with crystal antlers
March 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY
A Great Pyrenees laying an on orange couch. His head is up and looking to the left, a plaid pillow is behind him A Great Pyrenees laying on an orange couch, his head is resting on a red plaid pillow and his tongue is poking out slightly A Great Pyrenees with his head resting on a red plaid pillow looking up at the camera
March 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Tina Time!
A blond person and a bearded brunet man smile at the camera holding up a program reading “Tina” A picture of a stage with a backdrop depicting a dramatic close up on an illustration of Tina turner’s eyes
March 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I am interpreting this as I need to make a post with my largest words

So

Not just ONE new husband!

Interpret for yourself

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A word cloud of most used words - in the center the largest word is Just surrounded by not and one. Other emphasized words are time, new, really, husband, no. There’s not really anything useful to be gleaned based on this poster’s words.
February 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM