Norm Clark
@normsmusic.bsky.social
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Bay Area CA. Politics Political Satire Science Cosmology Physics Philosophy
Art History Psychology Paleoanthropology Genealogy Linguistics Ethics Music https://normsmusic.substack.com
Trump lands in Hell on a golden escalator. “Tremendous sins, folks, but I’m pardoning EVERYBODY!” Hitler: “Strong leader.” Judas: “Bad negotiator, fixed.” Satan: “Sir, this is my job!” Trump: “You’re fired—pardon pending.” Hell empties in 9 minutes. MAGA hats are mandatory.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trump lands in Hell on a golden escalator. “Tremendous sins, folks, but I’m pardoning EVERYBODY!” Hitler: “Strong leader.” Judas: “Bad negotiator, fixed.” Satan: “Sir, this is my job!” Trump: “You’re fired—pardon pending.” Hell empties in 9 minutes. MAGA hats are mandatory.
Oh Hegseth, where you gonna run to all on that day?
Ran to the whisky bottle, said, “I’m empty, Fox drank me dry.”
Ran to the rock—“I’m the VA you broke.”
Ran to the Lord—“Deus Vult spelled wrong, son.”
Ran to the devil—“My list’s full of war criminals, you did it for ratings.”
All on that day!
Ran to the whisky bottle, said, “I’m empty, Fox drank me dry.”
Ran to the rock—“I’m the VA you broke.”
Ran to the Lord—“Deus Vult spelled wrong, son.”
Ran to the devil—“My list’s full of war criminals, you did it for ratings.”
All on that day!
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oh Hegseth, where you gonna run to all on that day?
Ran to the whisky bottle, said, “I’m empty, Fox drank me dry.”
Ran to the rock—“I’m the VA you broke.”
Ran to the Lord—“Deus Vult spelled wrong, son.”
Ran to the devil—“My list’s full of war criminals, you did it for ratings.”
All on that day!
Ran to the whisky bottle, said, “I’m empty, Fox drank me dry.”
Ran to the rock—“I’m the VA you broke.”
Ran to the Lord—“Deus Vult spelled wrong, son.”
Ran to the devil—“My list’s full of war criminals, you did it for ratings.”
All on that day!
Remember when Obama took office? It was like opening a window in a stale room—sudden, cleansing, hopeful. My fear now isn’t the absence of great leaders after Trump. It’s that the air he’s poisoned is so thick, so foul, that it may take decades before the country can breathe clean again.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember when Obama took office? It was like opening a window in a stale room—sudden, cleansing, hopeful. My fear now isn’t the absence of great leaders after Trump. It’s that the air he’s poisoned is so thick, so foul, that it may take decades before the country can breathe clean again.
If Trump wrote the Constitution, it would be tweeted in all caps.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If Trump wrote the Constitution, it would be tweeted in all caps.
Trump swore to “drain the swamp.”
Instead, he refilled it with the sleaziest cantina scum from a galaxy far, far away:
bond villains, lobbyist jawas, Goldman Sachs hutts, and billionaire emperor wannabes.
Mos Eisley looks like a Presbyterian picnic compared to Mar-a-Lago now.
Instead, he refilled it with the sleaziest cantina scum from a galaxy far, far away:
bond villains, lobbyist jawas, Goldman Sachs hutts, and billionaire emperor wannabes.
Mos Eisley looks like a Presbyterian picnic compared to Mar-a-Lago now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Trump swore to “drain the swamp.”
Instead, he refilled it with the sleaziest cantina scum from a galaxy far, far away:
bond villains, lobbyist jawas, Goldman Sachs hutts, and billionaire emperor wannabes.
Mos Eisley looks like a Presbyterian picnic compared to Mar-a-Lago now.
Instead, he refilled it with the sleaziest cantina scum from a galaxy far, far away:
bond villains, lobbyist jawas, Goldman Sachs hutts, and billionaire emperor wannabes.
Mos Eisley looks like a Presbyterian picnic compared to Mar-a-Lago now.
Another photo of sleepy Joe
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Another photo of sleepy Joe
Trump, who cried “Havoc!”—and let slip the ICE hound of war, loosed not just upon America’s cities, but upon the very principles Republicans once claimed to defend.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Trump, who cried “Havoc!”—and let slip the ICE hound of war, loosed not just upon America’s cities, but upon the very principles Republicans once claimed to defend.
At least a dead clock is right twice a day. I'm now on my second FreeStyle Libre 3, and it is -17 to -160. The only consistent thing is the alarm at 50 because I can't shut it up.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
At least a dead clock is right twice a day. I'm now on my second FreeStyle Libre 3, and it is -17 to -160. The only consistent thing is the alarm at 50 because I can't shut it up.
While I was waiting for my wife, who got her nails done today, I decided to get a fish sandwich at McDonald's. It must have been my lucky day as Trump must have been working there. My fries were as crisp as a wet noodle. My fish was some kind of chicken jerky, and my bun was shades of charcoal.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
While I was waiting for my wife, who got her nails done today, I decided to get a fish sandwich at McDonald's. It must have been my lucky day as Trump must have been working there. My fries were as crisp as a wet noodle. My fish was some kind of chicken jerky, and my bun was shades of charcoal.
I almost always make the video before the music, but in this case I made the song first. I was sitting at dinner and was thinking about a few situations lately where instead of arguing with someone with view.
Kelly Eldridge Boesch, i LOVE HER WORK
Kelly Eldridge Boesch, i LOVE HER WORK
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I almost always make the video before the music, but in this case I made the song first. I was sitting at dinner and was thinking about a few situations lately where instead of arguing with someone with view.
Kelly Eldridge Boesch, i LOVE HER WORK
Kelly Eldridge Boesch, i LOVE HER WORK
It is not thoughts and prayers that work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It is not thoughts and prayers that work.
Trump's full body MRA leaked.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trump's full body MRA leaked.
Trump’s Thanksgiving blessing, exclusively at Walmart: 27% off, 50% fewer calories. Finally, a prayer that won’t expand your waistline OR the national debt. Limited stock—get your low-calorie grace before China slaps a tariff on salvation.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Trump’s Thanksgiving blessing, exclusively at Walmart: 27% off, 50% fewer calories. Finally, a prayer that won’t expand your waistline OR the national debt. Limited stock—get your low-calorie grace before China slaps a tariff on salvation.
Sweet Lips says, “President Trump has never looked healthier.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sweet Lips says, “President Trump has never looked healthier.
Trump's presidency will forever be known as A Boy Named Sue: here a sue, there a sue, everywhere a suing, sueee.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Trump's presidency will forever be known as A Boy Named Sue: here a sue, there a sue, everywhere a suing, sueee.
The Other 98%
When did it become NORMAL for federal agents to point guns in the faces of American citizens? Over 170 U.S. citizens have been held by ICE this year. The Fourth Amendment guarantees protection from unreasonable searches and seizures, but apparently that's irrelevant.
When did it become NORMAL for federal agents to point guns in the faces of American citizens? Over 170 U.S. citizens have been held by ICE this year. The Fourth Amendment guarantees protection from unreasonable searches and seizures, but apparently that's irrelevant.
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Other 98%
When did it become NORMAL for federal agents to point guns in the faces of American citizens? Over 170 U.S. citizens have been held by ICE this year. The Fourth Amendment guarantees protection from unreasonable searches and seizures, but apparently that's irrelevant.
When did it become NORMAL for federal agents to point guns in the faces of American citizens? Over 170 U.S. citizens have been held by ICE this year. The Fourth Amendment guarantees protection from unreasonable searches and seizures, but apparently that's irrelevant.