Otw to the grocery store to break all the baby food so that the babies have no food

Life is shorts… and I’m pants

Dear @Bluesky, heard you’re thinking of banning nudity. If you do this I will be forced to convert my page to bizzare racism. So you know I’m serious here’s a taste of what I’m capable of: the french think au jus is gravy because they smoke so much cigarettes they don’t know true hunger ever.

The fact that I haven’t gotten a like on any of my posts proves this app is woke, or cooked or whatever the latest synonym for ‘thing I don’t like’ is.

All the proof you need that science is nonsense and magic still rules the world can be found in the statement that nothing travels faster than light. Thus how does darkness end up everywhere light is about to be if it’s slower? It just doesn’t make sense unless darkness is faster, or it’s magic.

The city is not like a woman, it’s like a city.

You know what they say… the bigger the trauma (psychological or otherwise)
…the bigger the cock!

I downloaded this app to spread joy, love, and legs. If you aren’t here for that you should just unfollow and block me now.