Christmas coffee magic bean
give me strength to not be mean

fill my head and make it brain
stop me from going insane

get some in my mug right now
make my brain go splat! boom! pow!

I know coffee loves me back
feel it strongly, heart attack

just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.

If you want to be around people but left alone at the same time, I recommend visiting your local library.

Big mad I wouldn't let him sample the mushrooms my husband foraged.

Having cats is like running a hotel for guests who want to speak to the manager all the time & don’t even pay their bill

New rule:
ANYONE that uses the word toxic about a substance or exposure must include at which dose and route of exposure and whether that applies to humans.

Yes -every media outlet - I am looking at you too.

Example:
water is TOXIC if you drink 5.2 liters at once.

Also, props to all the people who did the research on which mushrooms were which. “Write this down: the brown ones here let you talk to dead relatives and the red ones over there make you into one of them.”

kind of wish our out of office emails were similar to the old instant messenger away messages

*~*the best part of BELIEVE
is the LIE*~*~*
****Thanksgiving break****

I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

This is exactly what I picture when I say I work hard so my cats can have a better life.