Saw this as I was clicking away, & literally came back *just* to like this (secret) Dad joke.

Feel better, Sharkling! And break a fin for those finals!

You’re a gud Dad, Bruce.

I’m so sorry. Solidarity from the blast zone of my stepdad’s inexplicable year-round addiction to Hallmark “movies.”

Anyway, all of that is to say I’m glad he pardoned Hunter, suck it everyone who tore that man to shreds for one bad debate on a night he was sick, jet lagged, and heartbroken over his only living son.

Didn’t the verdict come back two weeks before that debate night? You think maybe that affects a parent? Especially since it was meant to hurt HIM politically? And then millions of Americans demanded he step down? Almost like that was the aim all along?

I just hope y’all are proud of yourselves.

That’s probably why Apartheid Clyde has 12 kids (so far) by 4 different women (that we know of). AND has “offered his sperm” [pause to gag] to anyone who wants kids.

None of his own kids want anything to do w/ him, but he doesn’t care. He doesn’t want to *be* a dad. He wants to breed white kids.