𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️(Abandoned 12/11/2025)
@nonormalteddybear.bsky.social
❝I'm not a teddy bear! I...am...Monokuma! And I am this school's headmaster!❞ The Master of the Various Killing Games. An independent, headcanon-influenced portrayal of Monkuma for #DanganronpaRP written by Gold. Lewds/RLs/Minors DNI.
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// After some heavy considerations and reflecting on what's happened on this site very, very, very recently; I have decided to jump ship and abandon all my accounts.
I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.
I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.
// After some heavy considerations and reflecting on what's happened on this site very, very, very recently; I have decided to jump ship and abandon all my accounts.
I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.
I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
// After some heavy considerations and reflecting on what's happened on this site very, very, very recently; I have decided to jump ship and abandon all my accounts.
I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.
I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! Rise and shine, Ursine!!! Your headmaster is back!!!!"
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! Rise and shine, Ursine!!! Your headmaster is back!!!!"
"Ohhh, puh-lease, DO calm down. You little punks always seem to manage to pull somethin' outta ya asses at the last moment durin' the class trials. I ain't worried an' neither should YOU! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Ohhh, puh-lease, DO calm down. You little punks always seem to manage to pull somethin' outta ya asses at the last moment durin' the class trials. I ain't worried an' neither should YOU! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Ohhh, it's so delightfully simple, Miss Kaede… according to Rules #4 and #5 of the school regulations I personally penned — all very neat on your little Monopad — the Blackened walks free, while you and the rest of your precious class… will be executed! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Ohhh, it's so delightfully simple, Miss Kaede… according to Rules #4 and #5 of the school regulations I personally penned — all very neat on your little Monopad — the Blackened walks free, while you and the rest of your precious class… will be executed! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
Cue Monokuma crushing the competition, LITERALLY!
*Ah... seems they can turn into marketable figurines too...*
*Monokuma might have some competition...*
*Monokuma might have some competition...*
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Cue Monokuma crushing the competition, LITERALLY!
"I may be without a school, but now all you losers are no longer on Mama's 'do not touch' list, so I don't HAVE to hold grandiose executions!!! I can just kill ya good and proper with my own claws!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"I may be without a school, but now all you losers are no longer on Mama's 'do not touch' list, so I don't HAVE to hold grandiose executions!!! I can just kill ya good and proper with my own claws!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
Turns into a marketable figurine.
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Turns into a marketable figurine.
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! We may not be in MY school anymore, Kuwata, but we are in my world!! There is no "man" in charge. 🎶I had strings, but now I'm free. There are no strings on me...🎶 I am fully self-sufficient, and I am awake and conscious.... and I AM ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
“W-we aren’t in your damn school Monokuma! You can’t even! So who’s controlling you this time?!”
Leon grabbed a metal baseball bat
Leon grabbed a metal baseball bat
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! We may not be in MY school anymore, Kuwata, but we are in my world!! There is no "man" in charge. 🎶I had strings, but now I'm free. There are no strings on me...🎶 I am fully self-sufficient, and I am awake and conscious.... and I AM ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
The crystal ball is thrown back and shatters against the wall, just as an irritated Monokuma pops up out of nowhere.
"HEY HEY HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TRYIN' TO KILL ME?!?!?!? Y'know what that means, doncha, Kuwata???? It's...... puuuuuuuuuuuuunishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!"
"HEY HEY HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TRYIN' TO KILL ME?!?!?!? Y'know what that means, doncha, Kuwata???? It's...... puuuuuuuuuuuuunishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!"
Proceeds to throw Hiro’s crystal ball full force at @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social in an attempt to break him without risking the explosion.
“Did… did I get him?”
“Did… did I get him?”
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The crystal ball is thrown back and shatters against the wall, just as an irritated Monokuma pops up out of nowhere.
"HEY HEY HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TRYIN' TO KILL ME?!?!?!? Y'know what that means, doncha, Kuwata???? It's...... puuuuuuuuuuuuunishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!"
"HEY HEY HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TRYIN' TO KILL ME?!?!?!? Y'know what that means, doncha, Kuwata???? It's...... puuuuuuuuuuuuunishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!"
Annnnnnd out he pops!
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Sister, you are UNBEARABLY naïve!!!!!! You whine like an upswing!! Everything that both Ibuki and Mahiru told ya is true!!!! I DID force them to play a Killing Game!!!!!! Just for my own amusement!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Sister, you are UNBEARABLY naïve!!!!!! You whine like an upswing!! Everything that both Ibuki and Mahiru told ya is true!!!! I DID force them to play a Killing Game!!!!!! Just for my own amusement!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Annnnnnd out he pops!
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Sister, you are UNBEARABLY naïve!!!!!! You whine like an upswing!! Everything that both Ibuki and Mahiru told ya is true!!!! I DID force them to play a Killing Game!!!!!! Just for my own amusement!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Sister, you are UNBEARABLY naïve!!!!!! You whine like an upswing!! Everything that both Ibuki and Mahiru told ya is true!!!! I DID force them to play a Killing Game!!!!!! Just for my own amusement!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
"Soul lightning, ehhh??? And what do you know.of my composition...?"
October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Soul lightning, ehhh??? And what do you know.of my composition...?"
Monokuma suddenly leapt into the air — and poof! — vanished in a puff of static and smoke.
Before Kara could even blink, the wail of sirens split the air.》
Before Kara could even blink, the wail of sirens split the air.》
Kara would light her fist with black flame.
"Tut tut tut." He wagged a paw in her face. "For using foul language in front of me... I'll have to wash your mouth out with Monokuma-brand soap! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Monokuma suddenly leapt into the air — and poof! — vanished in a puff of static and smoke.
Before Kara could even blink, the wail of sirens split the air.》
Before Kara could even blink, the wail of sirens split the air.》
"Tut tut tut, what an attitude, Mikan Tsumiki, didn't your mommy ever tell ya 'I want doesn't get'??
And finally.... she is indisposed, so you'll have to make do with yours truly..... in the meantime..."
And finally.... she is indisposed, so you'll have to make do with yours truly..... in the meantime..."
“Where is she? I want her. Not you”
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Tut tut tut, what an attitude, Mikan Tsumiki, didn't your mommy ever tell ya 'I want doesn't get'??
And finally.... she is indisposed, so you'll have to make do with yours truly..... in the meantime..."
And finally.... she is indisposed, so you'll have to make do with yours truly..... in the meantime..."
"Tut tut tut." He wagged a paw in her face. "For using foul language in front of me... I'll have to wash your mouth out with Monokuma-brand soap! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
"Don't you dare lie to me you bastard!'
"I know where EVERY country and Kingdom is, honey!!!! I know all there is to possibly know about everything.... because I'm the principal of Hope's Peak Academy and what good is a headmaster who DOESN'T know everything!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Tut tut tut." He wagged a paw in her face. "For using foul language in front of me... I'll have to wash your mouth out with Monokuma-brand soap! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
"Who else did ya expect, Tsumiki? Santa Claws!?!? Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Who else did ya expect, Tsumiki? Santa Claws!?!? Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
Is just sitting near @just-forgive-me.bsky.social, watching as Mikan falls into Despair.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Is just sitting near @just-forgive-me.bsky.social, watching as Mikan falls into Despair.
"I know where EVERY country and Kingdom is, honey!!!! I know all there is to possibly know about everything.... because I'm the principal of Hope's Peak Academy and what good is a headmaster who DOESN'T know everything!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
"You don't know where it is!"
"1o seconds is all it takes for me to launch America's ENTIRE stock of Nuclear Missiles at your little kingdom, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"I know where EVERY country and Kingdom is, honey!!!! I know all there is to possibly know about everything.... because I'm the principal of Hope's Peak Academy and what good is a headmaster who DOESN'T know everything!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
"If any of you numbskulls try launching me into the air, you'll forfeit your lives IMMEDIATELY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"If any of you numbskulls try launching me into the air, you'll forfeit your lives IMMEDIATELY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
"1o seconds is all it takes for me to launch America's ENTIRE stock of Nuclear Missiles at your little kingdom, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
"You idiotic bear... Can you shut up for 10 seconds!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! And soon, your ancient heart will beat with despair! ESPECIALLY after you find out what I've got!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"1o seconds is all it takes for me to launch America's ENTIRE stock of Nuclear Missiles at your little kingdom, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! And soon, your ancient heart will beat with despair! ESPECIALLY after you find out what I've got!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! And soon, your ancient heart will beat with despair! ESPECIALLY after you find out what I've got!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
Reposted by 𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️(Abandoned 12/11/2025)
"Oh yeah, that's a really greeeeeaaaaaat comeback, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"Oh yeah, that's a really greeeeeaaaaaat comeback, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!! Don't like my handsome form?? Tut tut. Ain't nothin' suspicious about me, Zero." The bear spoke, cackling with glee. "My deal...??" He dug into his white ear with his paw, "That's a real toughie! I want to help my masters bring despair to the world! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
“I don’t know who you are or what you want.
But I don’t like how the way you look
Too suspicious..”
, something about this bear threw them off. He’ll even admit it’s a bit.. creepy?
Regardless, Zero isn’t going to back down
He must stay on guard. . .
“What’s your deal?”
But I don’t like how the way you look
Too suspicious..”
, something about this bear threw them off. He’ll even admit it’s a bit.. creepy?
Regardless, Zero isn’t going to back down
He must stay on guard. . .
“What’s your deal?”
October 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!! Don't like my handsome form?? Tut tut. Ain't nothin' suspicious about me, Zero." The bear spoke, cackling with glee. "My deal...??" He dug into his white ear with his paw, "That's a real toughie! I want to help my masters bring despair to the world! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! I'll keep living alright!! I'll hold on, not for bonds or something as stupid as love, oh no no no!!!!! I won't give up until this whole world is full of despair!!!!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
"Good morning to you all. I truly hope you all are doing well. No matter what. Keep living. Hold on to your bonds. Keep living for the one's you love. Don't give up."
October 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! I'll keep living alright!! I'll hold on, not for bonds or something as stupid as love, oh no no no!!!!! I won't give up until this whole world is full of despair!!!!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"