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nongebrokts
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Brooklyn based Jewish celiac, geriatric millennial, hobby forager she/her
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The perfect metaphor for the flawed OMNY rollout doesn’t exi—-
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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The youth are at it again
Graffiti on a bus that says “dih + puh = child, wear protection”
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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“Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer”
A leering jack o’lantern on a brick porch with one raised eyebrow and a large carved mouth. It is caving in on itself due to rot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Calm down, patient portal
A survey with a sad, neutral, and smiley face survey option, with the response to “why did you give us this rating” being “it’s paying a bill.”
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Wow only on Day 2 of Zohran’s New York
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Voter suppression (my Brooklyn poll site did not have the Halloween stickers)
A cemetery with a public school in the background
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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As an Ashki who loves a good lokshin mit kaese and knows my love of cottage cheese is controversial among other folks, I am almost impressed that they made a cottage cheese that tastes like how haters describe it
Good Culture brand cottage cheese
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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They really DO promise eternal life
A classic small statue of Jesus with a sacred heart in a front yard. There are skeletons standing wearing skeletons in a similar style.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Fall 2025 mood
A row of small carved rotting jack o’lanterns
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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(you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.)
A large house with the 12 foot tall Home Depot skeleton and a dozen skeletons on the roof, among other Halloween decor on the porch
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Wow, they do move fast, we only had our transit funding impounded THIS MONTH
A Spirit Halloween ad on elevated train tracks in Brooklyn, NY.
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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They’re the same picture
An upside down box that says “Yes! Apples” Jerry Smith of Rick and Morty with his proposed “Hungry for Apples” campaign
October 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Healthcare mood
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Jumpscare
Nutpods brand candy corn flavored coffee creamer
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Imao
A stock photo of the Good Crisp company Classic Original potato product with a photo of the product The Good Crisps company canister of black potato products called “creepy crisps” in an orange font. The container is dark purple and features a spiderweb and a bat as well as the product
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Happy birthday DPO
A screenshot of an X Files subreddit post about the episode DPO airing October 6th, 1995 featuring baby Jack Black and Giovanni Ribisi
October 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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It had been in the 80s and so humid this first Brooklyn October weekend
“Ok ima fight for autumn” next to a drawing of a boxer “Damn eternal summer got hands” text next to a boxer sitting and drinking water
October 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Coolest and most expensive self portrait
An MRI showing a face, with facial bones and brain. The eyes are white circles and the mouth is open so it is a scary face.
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Me, telling my Ashkenazi Jewish cat to stop eating plastic
Tumblr post “airborneranger63 Follow One time my rabbi told us, "imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?" So we were like ?? "We'd protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished" and he was like "your body's that box. Stop eating markers" what-even-is-thiss Follow Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face”
October 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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5786 mood
A shriveled apple among weeds
October 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I HAVE never wondered how much raw corn anyone can eat before, wonder why that is
R/foraging post entitled “How much raw corn can you eat?” Text: Raw dent corn is one of my favorite fall snacks. Is there a limit to how much i should consume? Are there any effects from eating too much? I work on a farm and keep a cob on me throughout the day and snack as i go. I was just wondering if anyone knew how much it would take to give you the runs or if it had other effects. I know some people get upset stomach from too much raw sweet corn, but i can gorge myself on raw sweetcorn and not get any side effects.
October 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Jews on Erev Yom Kippur say
Fanart of Sonic the Hedgehog with the text “gotta go fast”
October 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Say what you will about The Highwayman but he had style
He’d a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin, A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin. They fitted with never a wrinkle. His boots were up to the thigh. And he rode with a jewelled twinkle, His pistol butts a-twinkle, His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I have loved this poem, but missed the context of the date it was written.
7 Monday Sundown 9/17/01 Rosh Hashanah i bear witness to no thing more human than hate i bear witness to no thing more human than love apples and honey apples and honey what is not lost is paradise
September 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM