My artist days are behind me now I’m an 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭

༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ making soup

Imagine this as a gargoyle

The lumpia of Cameron Diaz acclaim

No one:
Average New York Times reader: I need Saturday nigjt live more than ever

No one:
Busty horse: *has market that is gaining momentum*

Simple. Busty horse is curvaceous and irresistible. Next

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That special period in an app where they literally have no idea who u are and they’re like ok you want to follow Wanda Sykes or maybe a model train acct

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On Bluesky so far it’s nice, not thinking in blueskies yet, when I deleted Twitter 5 years ago I did it because all my thoughts became quick tidbits, thought it was moral to quit, now I’m realizing that was flavor! That was recipe video potato starch noodles sounds so goood taste so bad but worth it

Let’s get so viral

can one of the aliens come out of the ocean give me advice

Dewy bear’s my chicky b