I wasn't being entirely serious. I've written for TV and at times my stuff has been mangled beyond recognition and I moan about it but I've never refused the royalties

Did he send back the royalties?

They think they can balance the country being totally hostile to a relatively small number of asylum seekers; marginally hostile to migrants needed to fill work in key sectors (health, care etc) and international students; and very attractive to high skilled migrants in high pay sectors. They can't.

One cannot hope to bribe with fees,
Thank God, our UKIP MEPs
But seeing what these shits will do
Unbribed, there's no occasion to.
(With apologies to Humbert Wolfe)

His corruption is quite literally the size of a jumbo jet.

I'd love to see the evidence that traffickers are giving asylum seekers a completely factual course in UK immigration law as part of their fee too. One might argue their business model requires them to do very much the opposite.