Anu
@nofirstorder.bsky.social
Independent voter here,navigating the chaos with a healthy mix of sarcasm and masala chai (sometimes it's alcohol😉). I may joke about the madness, but that doesn't mean I've lost my principles or my deep empathy for others. Human first.
Honestly, I'm not sure how we can manage another 3 years of whatever the eff this is.😰
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Honestly, I'm not sure how we can manage another 3 years of whatever the eff this is.😰
That look when your mom makes you pose with the 'First Day of 2nd Grade' sign, but you're actually running for President in 2028.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That look when your mom makes you pose with the 'First Day of 2nd Grade' sign, but you're actually running for President in 2028.
Executive experience so successful it includes four corporate bankruptcies, which is technically more bankruptcies than any other president in history. So, technically, the 'pinky toe' analogy is surprisingly accurate for a man who often trips over his own finances.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Executive experience so successful it includes four corporate bankruptcies, which is technically more bankruptcies than any other president in history. So, technically, the 'pinky toe' analogy is surprisingly accurate for a man who often trips over his own finances.
He reshared this entire collection(made by a MAGAT) that looks like the promotional dump for a straight to DVD action movie called Constitutional Crisis: The Final Chapter.
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He reshared this entire collection(made by a MAGAT) that looks like the promotional dump for a straight to DVD action movie called Constitutional Crisis: The Final Chapter.
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
I didn't realize they were already casting for the next Marvel villain. Is this Odin's retired cousin, the God of Excessive Gilding?😳
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I didn't realize they were already casting for the next Marvel villain. Is this Odin's retired cousin, the God of Excessive Gilding?😳
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
Not just the dumbest cult, but the one with the most aggressive daddy issues. Generations of Americans will have to explain why they let a guy who sells gold sneakers convince them he was the Father of the Nation. Pass the shame juice. 😒
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not just the dumbest cult, but the one with the most aggressive daddy issues. Generations of Americans will have to explain why they let a guy who sells gold sneakers convince them he was the Father of the Nation. Pass the shame juice. 😒
To all who served: Thank you for your sacrifice, your courage, and your unwavering commitment to our country. We honor you today and every day.
Happy Veterans Day!
Happy Veterans Day!
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
To all who served: Thank you for your sacrifice, your courage, and your unwavering commitment to our country. We honor you today and every day.
Happy Veterans Day!
Happy Veterans Day!
Potus, you've created a graph based on wishful thinking. It's time to file this under F for Fabrication. The comparison between a standard loan and a debt for life 50 year fantasy is proof these graphics were generated by an A.I. that flunked Economics 101.😐
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Potus, you've created a graph based on wishful thinking. It's time to file this under F for Fabrication. The comparison between a standard loan and a debt for life 50 year fantasy is proof these graphics were generated by an A.I. that flunked Economics 101.😐
Not willing to share that here? It seems you're trying to avoid being called out on the glaring hypocrisy and the simple fact that you don't fully grasp the material.
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Not willing to share that here? It seems you're trying to avoid being called out on the glaring hypocrisy and the simple fact that you don't fully grasp the material.
This is painful to watch. Can someone please tell him to stop?
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is painful to watch. Can someone please tell him to stop?
On this Diwali, as we light the lamps, may they represent the strength and resilience of our community and nation. May this Festival of Lights inspire us to find common ground, cherish our freedoms, and face the future with courage. Wishing you and your loved ones a very Happy Diwali!
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
On this Diwali, as we light the lamps, may they represent the strength and resilience of our community and nation. May this Festival of Lights inspire us to find common ground, cherish our freedoms, and face the future with courage. Wishing you and your loved ones a very Happy Diwali!
When you can't get a constitutional amendment, you just get an AI reel. Modern problems require modern, delusional solutions.
October 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When you can't get a constitutional amendment, you just get an AI reel. Modern problems require modern, delusional solutions.
So the “eternal peace deal” lasted just 6 whole days.😒
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So the “eternal peace deal” lasted just 6 whole days.😒
Threatening Colombia because their President called you out? Someone's definitely trying to start a two-front war just to avoid the embarrassment of being publicly criticized.
Good luck winning that peace prize now, buddy.
Good luck winning that peace prize now, buddy.
October 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Threatening Colombia because their President called you out? Someone's definitely trying to start a two-front war just to avoid the embarrassment of being publicly criticized.
Good luck winning that peace prize now, buddy.
Good luck winning that peace prize now, buddy.
Thank you to all of the countries that stand with us in defending democracy. Your support means so much!💙
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Thank you to all of the countries that stand with us in defending democracy. Your support means so much!💙
The moral outrage is boiling over. She insulted half the country and is still shouting vile nonsense. God this one is a ditch pig gutter trollop.😐
October 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The moral outrage is boiling over. She insulted half the country and is still shouting vile nonsense. God this one is a ditch pig gutter trollop.😐
The suspense is killing us! Did the conversation mostly revolve around what a genius you are or did you actually get to the part about Ukraine?
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The suspense is killing us! Did the conversation mostly revolve around what a genius you are or did you actually get to the part about Ukraine?
That’s a total exaggeration.😐
Besides, he also initiated unnecessary trade wars with other countries and fueled a deeply divisive conflict with political left at home.
Besides, he also initiated unnecessary trade wars with other countries and fueled a deeply divisive conflict with political left at home.
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
That’s a total exaggeration.😐
Besides, he also initiated unnecessary trade wars with other countries and fueled a deeply divisive conflict with political left at home.
Besides, he also initiated unnecessary trade wars with other countries and fueled a deeply divisive conflict with political left at home.
Must be nice to be hailed as a 'peace maker' abroad when you're busy declaring war on the 'enemy within' at home.
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Must be nice to be hailed as a 'peace maker' abroad when you're busy declaring war on the 'enemy within' at home.
Bibi’s tweet confirms it: The Gaza ceasefire was less a peace deal and more a Nobel for Trump exchange.
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bibi’s tweet confirms it: The Gaza ceasefire was less a peace deal and more a Nobel for Trump exchange.
