Anu
@nofirstorder.bsky.social
Independent voter here,navigating the chaos with a healthy mix of sarcasm and masala chai (sometimes it's alcohol😉). I may joke about the madness, but that doesn't mean I've lost my principles or my deep empathy for others. Human first.
Honestly, I'm not sure how we can manage another 3 years of whatever the eff this is.😰
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Honestly, I'm not sure how we can manage another 3 years of whatever the eff this is.😰
That look when your mom makes you pose with the 'First Day of 2nd Grade' sign, but you're actually running for President in 2028.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That look when your mom makes you pose with the 'First Day of 2nd Grade' sign, but you're actually running for President in 2028.
This picture literally made me scream 'Jesus Christ.' Guess that's religion!🙄
Why are Trump and Melania together in a photo for this subject?
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This picture literally made me scream 'Jesus Christ.' Guess that's religion!🙄
Executive experience so successful it includes four corporate bankruptcies, which is technically more bankruptcies than any other president in history. So, technically, the 'pinky toe' analogy is surprisingly accurate for a man who often trips over his own finances.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Executive experience so successful it includes four corporate bankruptcies, which is technically more bankruptcies than any other president in history. So, technically, the 'pinky toe' analogy is surprisingly accurate for a man who often trips over his own finances.
'The Most Powerful Man in Science,' right after the article on 'The World's Most Reliable Weatherman' (spoiler: it's a groundhog). Seriously though, that headline is an instant classic of poor editorial judgment. Contempt is the right word.
This cover oozes with contempt for the magazine’s history and its readership
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
'The Most Powerful Man in Science,' right after the article on 'The World's Most Reliable Weatherman' (spoiler: it's a groundhog). Seriously though, that headline is an instant classic of poor editorial judgment. Contempt is the right word.
He reshared this entire collection(made by a MAGAT) that looks like the promotional dump for a straight to DVD action movie called Constitutional Crisis: The Final Chapter.
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He reshared this entire collection(made by a MAGAT) that looks like the promotional dump for a straight to DVD action movie called Constitutional Crisis: The Final Chapter.
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
Seriously, WH staff an intervention is needed! He's been on a non-stop posting rampage since this morning. Make it stop!😣
I didn't realize they were already casting for the next Marvel villain. Is this Odin's retired cousin, the God of Excessive Gilding?😳
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I didn't realize they were already casting for the next Marvel villain. Is this Odin's retired cousin, the God of Excessive Gilding?😳
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
He's definitely been posting a LOT of BS today, feels like a supervillain-level distraction.
Not just the dumbest cult, but the one with the most aggressive daddy issues. Generations of Americans will have to explain why they let a guy who sells gold sneakers convince them he was the Father of the Nation. Pass the shame juice. 😒
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not just the dumbest cult, but the one with the most aggressive daddy issues. Generations of Americans will have to explain why they let a guy who sells gold sneakers convince them he was the Father of the Nation. Pass the shame juice. 😒
So, the draft dodging president has decreed that 'Defense' is too soft, and only the name 'War' is fitting for the military. He's trying to make up for his five deferments by aggressively renaming a cabinet department. The irony is absolutely revolting.
Trump: "We have officially renamed the Dept of Defense back to the original name, Dept of War. And remember we won World War 1, we won World War 2, we won everything in between. We won everything that came before. And then we brilliantly decided to change the name. We became politically correct"
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So, the draft dodging president has decreed that 'Defense' is too soft, and only the name 'War' is fitting for the military. He's trying to make up for his five deferments by aggressively renaming a cabinet department. The irony is absolutely revolting.
To all who served: Thank you for your sacrifice, your courage, and your unwavering commitment to our country. We honor you today and every day.
Happy Veterans Day!
Happy Veterans Day!
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
To all who served: Thank you for your sacrifice, your courage, and your unwavering commitment to our country. We honor you today and every day.
Happy Veterans Day!
Happy Veterans Day!
Potus, you've created a graph based on wishful thinking. It's time to file this under F for Fabrication. The comparison between a standard loan and a debt for life 50 year fantasy is proof these graphics were generated by an A.I. that flunked Economics 101.😐
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Potus, you've created a graph based on wishful thinking. It's time to file this under F for Fabrication. The comparison between a standard loan and a debt for life 50 year fantasy is proof these graphics were generated by an A.I. that flunked Economics 101.😐
To the MAGA crowd cheering the Dodgers: Funny thing -a team powered by Japanese stars and D.E.I. values just owned the World Series. Looks like inclusion hits harder than hate. 🏆 #Dodgers #WorldSeries #DiversityWins #MLB
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
To the MAGA crowd cheering the Dodgers: Funny thing -a team powered by Japanese stars and D.E.I. values just owned the World Series. Looks like inclusion hits harder than hate. 🏆 #Dodgers #WorldSeries #DiversityWins #MLB
This is painful to watch. Can someone please tell him to stop?
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is painful to watch. Can someone please tell him to stop?
We're well aware that you're credited with ending the Civil War. Let's not overlook that achievement.😐🙄
Trump: "The ranchers are so happy for what I've done. I saved them. I don't think you'd have any beef in this country if I didn't do that. So we're very proud of that."
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We're well aware that you're credited with ending the Civil War. Let's not overlook that achievement.😐🙄
I especially love that you said Deepavali, brother! That's a huge win. You just scored extra brownie points with my grandma (Patti) for getting the pronunciation right. I totally failed and said Diwali! 😬
Shubh Deepavali! Wishing everyone a very happy Diwali.
Across our city, families are lighting diyas and celebrating the triumph of light over darkness and hope over despair.
New York shines brighter tonight because of the people who bring their light and traditions home.
Across our city, families are lighting diyas and celebrating the triumph of light over darkness and hope over despair.
New York shines brighter tonight because of the people who bring their light and traditions home.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I especially love that you said Deepavali, brother! That's a huge win. You just scored extra brownie points with my grandma (Patti) for getting the pronunciation right. I totally failed and said Diwali! 😬
On this Diwali, as we light the lamps, may they represent the strength and resilience of our community and nation. May this Festival of Lights inspire us to find common ground, cherish our freedoms, and face the future with courage. Wishing you and your loved ones a very Happy Diwali!
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
On this Diwali, as we light the lamps, may they represent the strength and resilience of our community and nation. May this Festival of Lights inspire us to find common ground, cherish our freedoms, and face the future with courage. Wishing you and your loved ones a very Happy Diwali!
Happy Diwali, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social! May the festival of lights help purify your spirit & shine a spotlight on the stunning hypocrisy of your political brand. Please extend my warmest wishes to Usha -a remarkable legal mind but a disappointment to integrity, the immigrant experience, & sisterhood.
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Happy Diwali, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social! May the festival of lights help purify your spirit & shine a spotlight on the stunning hypocrisy of your political brand. Please extend my warmest wishes to Usha -a remarkable legal mind but a disappointment to integrity, the immigrant experience, & sisterhood.
When you can't get a constitutional amendment, you just get an AI reel. Modern problems require modern, delusional solutions.
October 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When you can't get a constitutional amendment, you just get an AI reel. Modern problems require modern, delusional solutions.
Perfect. Definitely NOT exactly what Putin told you to say.
Q: Did you tell Zelenskyy he needed to cede all of the Donbas region to Russia?
TRUMP: No. We think that what they should do is just stop at the lines where they are
Q: What do you think should happen w/ the Donbas?
T: I think 78% of the land is already taken by Russia. You leave it the way it is
TRUMP: No. We think that what they should do is just stop at the lines where they are
Q: What do you think should happen w/ the Donbas?
T: I think 78% of the land is already taken by Russia. You leave it the way it is
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Perfect. Definitely NOT exactly what Putin told you to say.
Reposted by Anu
He’s an idiot’s idiot
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
He’s an idiot’s idiot
After a couple of rocky weeks, Jalen Hurts decided to take the entire passing game on his back. His accuracy was surgical today. This wasn't just a win, this was a full system reboot led by the franchise QB. We needed that. 🔋 #GoBirds
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
After a couple of rocky weeks, Jalen Hurts decided to take the entire passing game on his back. His accuracy was surgical today. This wasn't just a win, this was a full system reboot led by the franchise QB. We needed that. 🔋 #GoBirds
So the “eternal peace deal” lasted just 6 whole days.😒
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So the “eternal peace deal” lasted just 6 whole days.😒