noelle
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noelle
@noelletheduck.bsky.social
shitposting on main
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Consumers are under pressure from loss of govt support, SNAP, healthcare subsidies, and at the exact same time, banks are facing liquidity problems. I wonder what will happen next.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
colourblind Louis Armstrong: i see trees of blue
October 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
for once i'm not joking on this acct.
Stating my bias here, i'm an immortalist and transhumanist, i don't think anyone should die involuntarily.
When i say i want immortality, in counterargument it is common to hear "death gives life meaning; to live is to die."
September 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
paulbsus
September 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
if chris crisswd Applesauce id xhris crossed applesauce WHAT WOULD HE DO TO YOU HUH WHAT😠✖️AWOULD HE DO!!!
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
möbius strip poker
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
mexican jerkoff
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
1990, a prophet screeches: "ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR YOUR JOBS"
me, trained for 30 years in an irreplacable artisan industry, a humble grape surgeon:
August 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
do it yourself ice cream
August 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
monolingual english speaker who says "unheimlich" in casual speech
August 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
me: how will i get clean, dear liza, dear liza?

my nietzschean self help guru: follow your "Will To Shower"
August 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
brasilliero al pacino be like : al pacinho
August 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i'm pokémon james

but my friends call me. pokémon Jim
July 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
white guy who names his kid mohammed because he wants a standard common name
July 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
when are they making partisan milk hotel .
July 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
me when i run a combination restaraunt, hostel, and pub and it's closing time : i need to lock inn
June 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
pussy flavoured Ice cream.
June 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandmother, why have you such short nails on your right hand
BISEXUAL BIG BAD WOLF:
May 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i was about to joke about stalin being an ultraleftist. then i remembered that's what normal people think. oops.
April 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i regret to announce that after years of activity on this site, and periods of intense burnout, i will be retiring from bluesky indefinitely
November 10, 2024 at 5:47 PM