Noëlle Midnight (e/er)
@noellemidnight.com
A nonbinary new music nerd, podcaster (Idle Curiosities, Midnights with the Lizard Wizard), and all around AuDHD hobbiest. Bipolar 1. Audio engineer. Photographer. || Seattle, WA || e/er
📸: Victoria Scott
Discord: noellemidnight
📸: Victoria Scott
Discord: noellemidnight
Pinned
not quite human
not quite animal
not quite animal
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ADHD, or, as I like to call it,.”wait so long to pee that your bladder explodes syndrome"
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ADHD, or, as I like to call it,.”wait so long to pee that your bladder explodes syndrome"
Today's a good day to cancel Netflix, if you're into that kind of thing.
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Today's a good day to cancel Netflix, if you're into that kind of thing.
another perfect episode of Midnights with the Lizard Wizard
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
another perfect episode of Midnights with the Lizard Wizard
You shouldn't be allowed to acquire a company that's older than your company.
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You shouldn't be allowed to acquire a company that's older than your company.
Devastated that I can't see Catbite tonight. :(
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Devastated that I can't see Catbite tonight. :(
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maybe given the current political situation, finding things about which to say “the president has a point” is not only not a good look but actively bad and fucked up? Maybe maybe resist the impulse to say “well I agree with this chump” and find something else to talk about instead?
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
maybe given the current political situation, finding things about which to say “the president has a point” is not only not a good look but actively bad and fucked up? Maybe maybe resist the impulse to say “well I agree with this chump” and find something else to talk about instead?
repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
repost with your model of positive masculinity
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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boss ds-1 appreciation post
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
boss ds-1 appreciation post
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"Biological people" was always where this eugenicist rhetoric was headed - ie "biological women", "biological pronouns" - because they genuinely don't believe trans people are even human. This dehumanizing language is essential for them to paint trans people as genetically incompatible with society.
Kishwer Falkner in The Times talking about the rights of "biological people". As compared to trans people, who are, of course, non-biological.
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Biological people" was always where this eugenicist rhetoric was headed - ie "biological women", "biological pronouns" - because they genuinely don't believe trans people are even human. This dehumanizing language is essential for them to paint trans people as genetically incompatible with society.
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if u haven’t heard, ya girl has the flu. I’ve missed 5 days of work total so far and has no more PTO, so I’ll be losing almost half a pay check. breathing is getting worse and i’m afraid I may be slipping into pneumonia territory as I often do. hate 2 ask but literally anything helps ♥️ 🏳️⚧️
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
if u haven’t heard, ya girl has the flu. I’ve missed 5 days of work total so far and has no more PTO, so I’ll be losing almost half a pay check. breathing is getting worse and i’m afraid I may be slipping into pneumonia territory as I often do. hate 2 ask but literally anything helps ♥️ 🏳️⚧️
Friday, Friday, Friday. We're recording our Oddments episode tomorrow!
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Friday, Friday, Friday. We're recording our Oddments episode tomorrow!
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> "With AI people can code in English instead of having to learn a programming language."
> "Hmm, English is quite imprecise and the AI seem to interpret requests incorrectly. We need to refine this with a specification."
> Congratulations you've re-invented the concept of a programming language.
> "Hmm, English is quite imprecise and the AI seem to interpret requests incorrectly. We need to refine this with a specification."
> Congratulations you've re-invented the concept of a programming language.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
> "With AI people can code in English instead of having to learn a programming language."
> "Hmm, English is quite imprecise and the AI seem to interpret requests incorrectly. We need to refine this with a specification."
> Congratulations you've re-invented the concept of a programming language.
> "Hmm, English is quite imprecise and the AI seem to interpret requests incorrectly. We need to refine this with a specification."
> Congratulations you've re-invented the concept of a programming language.
The Netflix/WB merger only makes my lust for sailing the high seas even stronger.
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Netflix/WB merger only makes my lust for sailing the high seas even stronger.
how does bluesky not have a native ipad app yet?
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
how does bluesky not have a native ipad app yet?
I want a motorcycle, but have nowhere I need to go, no money, and don't particularity enjoy driving anymore.
I think I want the idea of a motorcycle, tbh.
I think I want the idea of a motorcycle, tbh.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I want a motorcycle, but have nowhere I need to go, no money, and don't particularity enjoy driving anymore.
I think I want the idea of a motorcycle, tbh.
I think I want the idea of a motorcycle, tbh.
this fuckin blows
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this fuckin blows
[shaking the users of every long-form text-based social media site]
PARAGRAPH BREAKS MOTHERFUCKERS
PARAGRAPH BREAKS MOTHERFUCKERS
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
[shaking the users of every long-form text-based social media site]
PARAGRAPH BREAKS MOTHERFUCKERS
PARAGRAPH BREAKS MOTHERFUCKERS
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
my bluesky word cloud is funny
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
my bluesky word cloud is funny
remember, it's not enough to post about Spotify being bad. you must personally harass every single person you encounter who uses it, every time it's mentioned. scold celebrities! it's important! being like this makes you good and moral. better than the others, actually.
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
remember, it's not enough to post about Spotify being bad. you must personally harass every single person you encounter who uses it, every time it's mentioned. scold celebrities! it's important! being like this makes you good and moral. better than the others, actually.
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After just over a year of bargaining, union employees at The Stranger, the Portland Mercury, EverOut, and Bold Type Tickets have just ratified their first-ever contract!
🥳 🎉 🥳 🎉
🥳 🎉 🥳 🎉
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
After just over a year of bargaining, union employees at The Stranger, the Portland Mercury, EverOut, and Bold Type Tickets have just ratified their first-ever contract!
🥳 🎉 🥳 🎉
🥳 🎉 🥳 🎉
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Trans women can be hard to shop for. unless you've read my gift guide for trans. which you can, because it's here. now.
open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
Halimede's List Of Gifts For Transgender Women
Principles For Good Gift Giving As Extended To Transgender
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Trans women can be hard to shop for. unless you've read my gift guide for trans. which you can, because it's here. now.
open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
open.substack.com/pub/halimede...