Lizzie
@nocturnalizzie.bsky.social
Probably posting about nails, books, video games, cats, and/or baking. She/her
Seasonal reminder that Christmas is, in fact, a holiday. If someone gets upset when you wish them a "happy holidays" instead of being specific about which one, they're a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Seasonal reminder that Christmas is, in fact, a holiday. If someone gets upset when you wish them a "happy holidays" instead of being specific about which one, they're a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Me: WOW I LOVE THIS BOOK. BEST BOOK EVER🫶😫⭐️
Also Me: ᴮᵘᵗ ᶦᵗˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᶦᵈᵏ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ
Also Me: ᴮᵘᵗ ᶦᵗˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᶦᵈᵏ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ
a cartoon drawing of a cat with a sad look on his face
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat with a sad look on his face
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December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me: WOW I LOVE THIS BOOK. BEST BOOK EVER🫶😫⭐️
Also Me: ᴮᵘᵗ ᶦᵗˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᶦᵈᵏ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ
Also Me: ᴮᵘᵗ ᶦᵗˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᶦᵈᵏ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ
#HeatedRivalry is the number two trending show on HBO Max in the US, the book is selling out all over the place, the ebook is number thirteen on the Kindle store... Gay hockey for everybody!! 🎉
#romancereader #booksky
#romancereader #booksky
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
#HeatedRivalry is the number two trending show on HBO Max in the US, the book is selling out all over the place, the ebook is number thirteen on the Kindle store... Gay hockey for everybody!! 🎉
#romancereader #booksky
#romancereader #booksky
Forgot to read anything via Kindle yesterday, RIP my streak 🥲
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Forgot to read anything via Kindle yesterday, RIP my streak 🥲
Happy #HeatedRivalry day to all who celebrate!! I'm way more excited about this show than Thanksgiving tbh
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Happy #HeatedRivalry day to all who celebrate!! I'm way more excited about this show than Thanksgiving tbh
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understated effect of ai is that it's made me scared to click on sparkles now. if you make me scared to click on sparkles you've automatically failed at everything
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
understated effect of ai is that it's made me scared to click on sparkles now. if you make me scared to click on sparkles you've automatically failed at everything
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I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
#HeatedRivalry is coming to HBO Max in the US and I'm so happy I might actually cry! Shane and Ilya are going to be on my screen and I won't even have to use a VPN to get them there!! 🥹
#romancelandia #romancereaders #booksky There's still time to read the book before the show comes out... 👀
#romancelandia #romancereaders #booksky There's still time to read the book before the show comes out... 👀
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
#HeatedRivalry is coming to HBO Max in the US and I'm so happy I might actually cry! Shane and Ilya are going to be on my screen and I won't even have to use a VPN to get them there!! 🥹
#romancelandia #romancereaders #booksky There's still time to read the book before the show comes out... 👀
#romancelandia #romancereaders #booksky There's still time to read the book before the show comes out... 👀
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
Asked a Discord's fanfic writing channel for help figuring out how a prank could work logistically and people in there knew one of my stories! My silly two chapters of nonsense have been perceived and enjoyed?? 🥹
Now I have extra motivation to make sure this new chapter is good 😅
Now I have extra motivation to make sure this new chapter is good 😅
![A screenshot from Discord. My AOOO username is censored in blue because I don't need the whole internet connecting me with my writing.
Me: I once saw someone say they subscribed (is that what it's called?) to my Bodoc fic... [the rest is cut off]
Yanny: Omg are you [name of my fic that I censored with yellow]? You're like my hero
Lydiibug: WAIT IS THAT YOU
Me: whoa, um, yes lol that's me [I was very flustered at being "recognized" haha]
Yanny: We *love* that fic
Suebs: Oh man they fucking love that one dude
Yanny: I recommend it all the time
Suebs: They've talked my ear off about it before 😂](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cja27lr26uiddffopnl5ejea/bafkreibbhquklko43kniczekkgbva5xypiqdq6g424p4yhfn44od3zrhhe@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Asked a Discord's fanfic writing channel for help figuring out how a prank could work logistically and people in there knew one of my stories! My silly two chapters of nonsense have been perceived and enjoyed?? 🥹
Now I have extra motivation to make sure this new chapter is good 😅
Now I have extra motivation to make sure this new chapter is good 😅
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Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
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“We have Lord Vader’s guarantee that this deal will not be altered any further.”
– Senate Democrats
– Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“We have Lord Vader’s guarantee that this deal will not be altered any further.”
– Senate Democrats
– Senate Democrats
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
Officially registered for my second ever 5K. The first one happened when I was 14 and had gym class and dance practice all the time. Currently I am 31 and very unathletic. What could go wrong? 😬
(I can walk a 5K just fine but I'm gonna try to start working my way up to jogging at least part of it.)
(I can walk a 5K just fine but I'm gonna try to start working my way up to jogging at least part of it.)
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Officially registered for my second ever 5K. The first one happened when I was 14 and had gym class and dance practice all the time. Currently I am 31 and very unathletic. What could go wrong? 😬
(I can walk a 5K just fine but I'm gonna try to start working my way up to jogging at least part of it.)
(I can walk a 5K just fine but I'm gonna try to start working my way up to jogging at least part of it.)
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
Rearranged some bookshelves tonight and apparently hurt a knuckle during the process? My immediate reaction when I noticed the cut was "I better not have gotten any blood on a book" followed by "at least it won't be visible in nail pictures." Ah, priorities. 😆 #booksky
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Rearranged some bookshelves tonight and apparently hurt a knuckle during the process? My immediate reaction when I noticed the cut was "I better not have gotten any blood on a book" followed by "at least it won't be visible in nail pictures." Ah, priorities. 😆 #booksky
Finally caught up on library books so I can start this without feeling guilty 😅 #booksky #romancereader
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Finally caught up on library books so I can start this without feeling guilty 😅 #booksky #romancereader
A book I love: Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid
A book I hate: House of Flame and Shadow by SJM
A book I want to read: Brimstone by Callie Hart
#booksky #bookishQOTD
A book I hate: House of Flame and Shadow by SJM
A book I want to read: Brimstone by Callie Hart
#booksky #bookishQOTD
— ★°•| November 2 |•°★ —
Introduce yourself using 3 books: one you love, one you hate, and one you want to read.
☆ Don't forget to include our hashtag, and make sure to use alt-text with any images!! ☆
[Tags: #booksky 💙📚 #BookishQOTD 📖🦋]
Introduce yourself using 3 books: one you love, one you hate, and one you want to read.
☆ Don't forget to include our hashtag, and make sure to use alt-text with any images!! ☆
[Tags: #booksky 💙📚 #BookishQOTD 📖🦋]
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A book I love: Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid
A book I hate: House of Flame and Shadow by SJM
A book I want to read: Brimstone by Callie Hart
#booksky #bookishQOTD
A book I hate: House of Flame and Shadow by SJM
A book I want to read: Brimstone by Callie Hart
#booksky #bookishQOTD
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"When I was your age I bought my first house for $17,000 dollars because I wasn't wasting my money buying myself a muffin every once in a while. Now get off your ass and get a 3rd job you lazy bum" - every old person
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
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November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"When I was your age I bought my first house for $17,000 dollars because I wasn't wasting my money buying myself a muffin every once in a while. Now get off your ass and get a 3rd job you lazy bum" - every old person
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I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you didn’t know any geek girls in high school or you don’t know any now it’s because they didn’t trust you and you’re *NOT A SAFE PERSON* for women to be themselves around.
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gosh I can’t believe the people who wrote a “here’s exactly how we would dismantle democracy and create a dystopian nightmare” book are currently dismantling democracy and creating a dystopian nightmare
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
gosh I can’t believe the people who wrote a “here’s exactly how we would dismantle democracy and create a dystopian nightmare” book are currently dismantling democracy and creating a dystopian nightmare
okay I'm sure it's super annoying to see people shittalking something you love but also I see five times the number of "if you hate Taylor just shut up!!!!!!!" posts compared to people hating her and/or her music
Personally I would like to opt out of any and all TS discourse
Personally I would like to opt out of any and all TS discourse
October 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
okay I'm sure it's super annoying to see people shittalking something you love but also I see five times the number of "if you hate Taylor just shut up!!!!!!!" posts compared to people hating her and/or her music
Personally I would like to opt out of any and all TS discourse
Personally I would like to opt out of any and all TS discourse