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Kimberley Rose
@nocontextcolouring.bsky.social
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Full time comedy colouring book creator and illustrator. DMs open to collaberations. She/they. Hoggy 🐷. Creamer 🍄. Queer 🏳️‍🌈. Socialist. Wife. Ally 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 #ActuallyAutistic & ADHD

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If we get to 50% before the end of tonight's #Taskmaster episode, I'll throw in a #freebie with every order (assuming we hit target)

So share, share, share!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
Screen shot of Phil Ellis' Instagram story with a photo of him and Alex Horne and the caption "No awkwardness here"
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Still only 1/3 of the way there and starting to suspect this might not make it to print. Shares and support appreciated. It's a hard time to be a small business #Taskmaster #ColouringBook #SmallBiz #Kickstarter

www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
Taskmaster title colouring page of ania magliano and phil ellis. On a table; with pencil crayons etc.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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This was one of my absolute FAVOURITE tasks in 20 series so I LOVED drawing it. If you'd like to colour it in, you can pick up a book of *50* unique #Taskmaster drawings here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
A line drawing of the Hotel task from the Taskmaster episode "Always Forks and Marbles". Sam Campbell, Lucy Beaumont and Julian Clary are waving off Qrs Tuvwxyz (aka Alex Horne). Its on a table with pencil crayons and shavings
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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If you want to colour in Ania Magliano (or any of the other fabulous comedians who've been on #Taskmaster over the years) head over to #Kickstarter to pick up a colouring book (or four 😅)

www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
A colouring page of Ania Magliano with some anthropamorphised numbers in a game show studio. Its on a table next to some colouring pencils and shavings
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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KICKSTARTER IS LIVE!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...

Any shares etc. hugely appreciated to help us hit target within the next 30 days! (No money taken until end and only if the project is successful). Perfect Xmas gift!

Sylvanian stickers available too!

#AlexHorne Approved 🥰.

#Taskmaster
Front cover of volume 4 of my taskmaster episode titles colouring book A page of a colouring book signed 'endorsed by little alex horne' Taskmaster cast of s20 as sylvanian animals. Photo of volume 1-3 of the taskmaster title colouring books
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I've got a new home for my stupid Papier Mâché heads over on Instagram. If anyone fancies stupid pics like these breaking up their timeline, give me a follow 🥰😅 www.instagram.com/machemischie...
An instagram grid showing stupid photos of people wearing papier mache heads of chess ham (a pig with a chess piece on its head, giant miniature heroes twirl and éclair and a puffin)
August 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Apparently I make papier mache heads now. Cambo has a lot to answer for 😅😅
Photo of us dressed as giant miniature heroes in front of an LGBTQ+ themes sign reading "Trees" Selfie of us in our Twirl and Éclair heads Photo of us in front of a stage with the heads balanced above our faces and masks on Photo of us in a mirror in attire.
July 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Finally catching up on @taskmaster.tv having been in a field in Somerset when it aired and what's that I spy!?! My Loky embroidery during @5teviem.bsky.social task 🥰😍🤩🥰😍🤩
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July 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Okay, one video for yall cause it's short. Apologies if I'm screaming in it 😅😅 #Taskmaster
June 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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🥰
Me on stage with Alex Horne, Spencer Jones, James Acaster, Kerry Godliman, Lou Sanders, and Greg Davies
June 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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SO MUCH HAPPY STIMMING
Taskmaster live Taskmaster live Taskmaster live Taskmaster live
June 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Haven't had my nails done in about a decade 😅, but very chuffed with these (paint done by a professional, black decals done by me) #FreePalestine #Kneecap
Hand with Palestinian flag nail art on thumb, green on other nails and "H.O.OD" on each fingernail Hand with Irish flag and Kneecap logo nail art on thumb, green on other nails and "H.O.OD" on each fingernail
June 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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New #Taskmaster title #poll. For "Maybe we're the Monsters", should I go for Meme parody or Sixth Sense (M.Night Shyamalan) parody?

Comment 1 for spiderman, comment 2 for twist!

#Britcom #ColouringBook #TaskmasterUK
The spiderman pointing at each other meme The sixth sense movie poster
May 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The crystal grotto was SO lush. Pics/filming don't do it justice. Defo worth a visit! #Taskmaster
Me in crystal grotto Selfie in the grotto Tunnel in grotto Grotto interior
May 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The crystal caves are SO beautiful. SUCH a lovely location choice for this season to go with the fab lineup!
Two people inside the crystal caves
May 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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(Volume 4 will be coming at the end of the year, volumes 1-3 are available in the shop www.numonday.com/shop/no-cont...)
Front cover showing greg davies and Alex horne Three Taskmaster colouring books One of my books signed "endorsed by little Alex Horne"
May 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Happy #Taskmaster day, all! 🥰 Here are my s19 Title colouring pages (so far!) And my guess for tonight's title is Rosie ("Maybe we're the Monsters") 💌 @alexhorne.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social #FatihaElGhorri #MatthewBaynton #RosieRamsey #JasonMantzoukas
Alex Horne on a motorbike spitting Stevie Martin skipping with her invisible jump rope Matthew Baynton on all fours. Censored. A sleepover including picnic for Stevie Martin, Jason Mantzoukas, Fatiha El Ghorri, Rosie Ramsey and Matthew Baynton
May 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Okay, for "my presumably scrotum" title page do I do a #Taskmaster parody version of this scene from Friends or some sort of play on the word "upstaging" (as claimed by Greg) with Stevie off to the side and Matt on display front and centre 👀😆
Friends screen grab. Joey and chandler are on the sofa in central perk. There's a guy inadvertently exposing himself by tying his lace? stretching? on the arm of the cha8r Picture of a stage Matthew Baynton on all fours, pixilated.
May 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Catching up on Volume 4 of the #Taskmaster titles colouring book with this oldie but goody! #Assistantbury
Steve Pemberton and Alex horne are bumping bums in front of paul williams in a paper suit and Tom Cashman in a trolly with a balloon. They're all in front of the Pyramid Stage (slightly adapted to an A shape with the TM logo) Nick Mohammed can be seen on the big screen playing his ode to the Assistant.
May 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Whilst I fail to work out how the HELL to draw last week's title 🙈😅, here's a far more PG 'Captain Jackie and the Hotdog' from last series 😆 #Taskmaster #RosieJones #JackDee
A colouring book page showing Rosie Jones in a hot dog costume and Jack Dee dressed as Nelson. They're on the desk of a ship.
May 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Should have worn my cape! #Taskmaster
Me at tonight's Taskmaster task location
May 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Back to working on this #Taskmaster beauty atm. Today's page is last seasons 'Captain Jackie and the Hotdog' coined by the fabulous #RosieJones.
A green cover with an ornate gold frame. Within the frame are line drawings of Greg Davies and Alex Horne and the Taskmaster trophy. Greg is tickling Alex's chin; Alex has Mae Martin's puppets (Greg on his lap, Alex on his hand). It says "Unofficial Taskmaster episode titles colouring book volume IV series 16-20"
May 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Feel like @watsoncomedian.bsky.social in the text task, having dedicated a significant portion of my recent life on this head replica, not even to place 🙈😆
A photo of me in a pink sparkly dress, a Chesham Utd scarf and a papier mache pigs head with papier mache chess piece on top, next to the official mascot in matching attire. Mark Silcox is also- inexplicably- off to the right of shot 😆.
May 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Happy #InternationalWomensDay. Here's some Parody Art of two of my faves: Helen Bauer and Catherine Bohart 🥰💕 #TrustyHogs
A parody version of a Thelma and Louise Movie poster but with Catherine and Helen in the car instead. The original title has been replaced with their names and the tagline now reads "somebody said 'chuck him down a well'... so they did" instead.
March 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Tomorrow's Movie Poster Parody will be the Trusty Hogs babes as Thelma and Louise, naturally. Still open to requests!
Movie poster for 'Thelma and Louise'
March 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM