Derek Peyton
nocollar.bsky.social
Derek Peyton
@nocollar.bsky.social
I’m kind of a hater tbh
After listening to today’s Daily podcast, I think my new favorite thing to do is imagining Peter Navarro’s two remaining brain cells fighting over a molecule of oxygen.
February 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is @aoc.bsky.social dumb? Why doesn’t she simply use her elected office to become rich via speculative asset trades and lucrative consulting opportunities? Doesn’t she know that being in Congress means she’s smarter and more capable than anyone on Wall Street?
February 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=-5dh... Doug Stanhope being the hero we need and deserve
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December 14, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This seeming coup in South Korea could be Biden’s last big test or Trump’s first big failure.

www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...
South Korea's President Yoon Suk Yeol declares emergency martial law - live updates
In a surprise late night address, Yoon Suk Yeol, who has been struggling to pass a budget bill, says the move is to protect the country from
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:02 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social Please explain why you’re using the military to halt parliament and why you want to do a coup for the lame duck South Korean president.
December 3, 2024 at 2:55 PM
If you feel pain, you’re alive. If you feel other people’s pain, you should reset your Neuralink device.

- Leo Tolstoy
November 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
You might be an orangeneck if…

You get a young woman to print out the news and yell it to you, mid-jog, while you’re puttering around in a golf cart.

mashable.com/article/nata...
Donald Trump has an aide who follows him on the golf course to show him positive articles
Incredible. Pathetic. Hilarious.
mashable.com
November 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Yeah, Bluesky: you’re great and all, but…you still have an API, you still have [app.feed.post]. Sigh.

Btw, how are you doing today?
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Tutankhamun remains the only ancient Egyptian king discovered to have been mummified with an erect penis.

Nobody knows why. Most historians are like, idk religious revivalism maybe? 🤷
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 PM
@profgalloway.bsky.social You said young people should seek out those in Congress who acknowledge the war on young people and the disastrously high deficit.

Who are those congresspeople? Where are the think tanks?
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
When I was a kid I’d day dream about finding a magic lamp and using one of my 3 wishes on world peace.

Now I think of how to safely wish for like $10k so a devious genie wouldn’t bother ruining my life. I’d save the 2nd wish to reverse the 1st, and the 3rd to forget everything that happened.
November 23, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Wanna be a part of “The Resistance?” Form a union or join a union movement. Stop hiring permatemps. Stop laying people off for no reason. Stop offshoring jobs for no reason. Stop doing bad things to normal people you work with. Greedy people need your cooperation. Don’t give it.
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Bipartisan policy issue #1: pet care costs. Big corporations swallow up independent clinics, cut staff, raise prices, and force vets to upsell supplements and unnecessary services. Quote from the Observer.
November 17, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I actually like everything about this picture. RFK desperately trying to show us he hasn’t eaten anything, Mike Johnson sent to the kid’s table, and imagining the Trump staffer agonizing over what to get the two guys who definitely didn’t respond to their text.
November 17, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Who do you think the 30-minute-lunch American dislikes more: the far away billionaire who doesn’t give them a second thought, or the professional-class neighbor who actively loathes them?
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM