After listening to today’s Daily podcast, I think my new favorite thing to do is imagining Peter Navarro’s two remaining brain cells fighting over a molecule of oxygen.

Is @aoc.bsky.social dumb? Why doesn’t she simply use her elected office to become rich via speculative asset trades and lucrative consulting opportunities? Doesn’t she know that being in Congress means she’s smarter and more capable than anyone on Wall Street?

youtube.com/watch?v=-5dh... Doug Stanhope being the hero we need and deserve

This seeming coup in South Korea could be Biden’s last big test or Trump’s first big failure.

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@iwriteok.bsky.social Please explain why you’re using the military to halt parliament and why you want to do a coup for the lame duck South Korean president.

If you feel pain, you’re alive. If you feel other people’s pain, you should reset your Neuralink device.

- Leo Tolstoy

You might be an orangeneck if…

You get a young woman to print out the news and yell it to you, mid-jog, while you’re puttering around in a golf cart.

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Yeah, Bluesky: you’re great and all, but…you still have an API, you still have [app.feed.post]. Sigh.

Btw, how are you doing today?

Tutankhamun remains the only ancient Egyptian king discovered to have been mummified with an erect penis.

Nobody knows why. Most historians are like, idk religious revivalism maybe? 🤷

@profgalloway.bsky.social You said young people should seek out those in Congress who acknowledge the war on young people and the disastrously high deficit.

Who are those congresspeople? Where are the think tanks?

When I was a kid I’d day dream about finding a magic lamp and using one of my 3 wishes on world peace.

Now I think of how to safely wish for like $10k so a devious genie wouldn’t bother ruining my life. I’d save the 2nd wish to reverse the 1st, and the 3rd to forget everything that happened.

Wanna be a part of “The Resistance?” Form a union or join a union movement. Stop hiring permatemps. Stop laying people off for no reason. Stop offshoring jobs for no reason. Stop doing bad things to normal people you work with. Greedy people need your cooperation. Don’t give it.

Bipartisan policy issue #1: pet care costs. Big corporations swallow up independent clinics, cut staff, raise prices, and force vets to upsell supplements and unnecessary services. Quote from the Observer.

I actually like everything about this picture. RFK desperately trying to show us he hasn’t eaten anything, Mike Johnson sent to the kid’s table, and imagining the Trump staffer agonizing over what to get the two guys who definitely didn’t respond to their text.

Who do you think the 30-minute-lunch American dislikes more: the far away billionaire who doesn’t give them a second thought, or the professional-class neighbor who actively loathes them?