"c-can we have a pwess pass mistew?" ass tiny tim ass babies

ahhh my favorite work activity - slamming drinks at an airport bar and approving production deploys

every single person who entertains even the discussion of compromising on trans rights is fuckin scum or on a short path to scumhood

this app gonna be like that episode of Rick and Morty where they cleanse the toxicity out of themselves and it turns out the toxic part was their real "self"
cyberbullying is part of us now babes 😌

oh thank god I was worried this website wouldn't have people having various kinds of mental health episodes under news articles

I woulda paid a lot more attention in catholic school if they'd told me "this is the logic absolute freaks- many in politics- will be basing their decisions on"

you gotta start lobbying for work trips to be the week before a holiday I'm in SF next week and then my family was like "oh no you're not gonna wanna get home and immediately travel again" so I don't have to go anywhere for thanksgiving fuckin score

so like I haven't had to tune an algorithm in a minute do I just say stuff I want to see like Vladimir Lenin fancams ass ass ass tankies jokes infosec more Lenin fancams civilization V istg do not show me VI standup drugs adhd comedy bisexual commies linux gay

this place has barely any rage bait how am I supposed to feel something

avoiding serious relationships by telling the hookups im married to the international proletariat

I know a certain percent of the population will get mad about it, but I still feel like maybe we should be issuing advisories about what to do to minimize h5n1 spread besides "don't farm will infected animals"

so I agreed to a date tonight on the grounds that we are going to the place with god tier curly fries.

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I'm in Twitter jail what's going on over here

I would like to formally start a rumor that flexible RDS reservations are something AWS is gonna give us

This app just feels like such a nice place, the same chaos goblin energy from Twitter doesn't hit right

O shit whaddup