chance
@nochance.bsky.social
It’s Chance, from Twitter. You didn’t see shit.
Nobody talks about the restraint it takes not to punch down when mfers keep punching up.
June 12, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Nobody talks about the restraint it takes not to punch down when mfers keep punching up.
Been busy this week, what is happening on bsky? Oh, ass. All ass.
May 19, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Been busy this week, what is happening on bsky? Oh, ass. All ass.
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“They’ll teach twitter’s collapse in business schools”
Maybe? I guess so. Probably less informative than you’d think though. You could also show Wile E Coyote cartoons as part of OSHA training but most workers probably weren’t planning to glue firework rockets on their roller skates
Maybe? I guess so. Probably less informative than you’d think though. You could also show Wile E Coyote cartoons as part of OSHA training but most workers probably weren’t planning to glue firework rockets on their roller skates
May 18, 2023 at 1:59 PM
“They’ll teach twitter’s collapse in business schools”
Maybe? I guess so. Probably less informative than you’d think though. You could also show Wile E Coyote cartoons as part of OSHA training but most workers probably weren’t planning to glue firework rockets on their roller skates
Maybe? I guess so. Probably less informative than you’d think though. You could also show Wile E Coyote cartoons as part of OSHA training but most workers probably weren’t planning to glue firework rockets on their roller skates
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Used to be a big fan of sonic the hedgehog… then I saw him reskeeting himself on Bluesky… idk kind of problematic behavior
May 18, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Used to be a big fan of sonic the hedgehog… then I saw him reskeeting himself on Bluesky… idk kind of problematic behavior
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Twitter DMs are encrypted in the same way that Tesla cars are self driving.
May 11, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Twitter DMs are encrypted in the same way that Tesla cars are self driving.
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It's so fun seeing all my Twitter mutuals one by one all showing up here.
May 8, 2023 at 1:08 AM
It's so fun seeing all my Twitter mutuals one by one all showing up here.
Pole saw might take down power washer as the most powerful *feeling* tool.
It’s really hard to stop.
It’s really hard to stop.
May 7, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Pole saw might take down power washer as the most powerful *feeling* tool.
It’s really hard to stop.
It’s really hard to stop.
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5/5 is more a bluesky sort of holiday
May 6, 2023 at 12:37 AM
5/5 is more a bluesky sort of holiday
What’s up with the Nobama policy?
May 6, 2023 at 12:06 AM
What’s up with the Nobama policy?
I hope they never add DMs. If you are going to skeet, skeet in public.
May 5, 2023 at 11:44 PM
I hope they never add DMs. If you are going to skeet, skeet in public.
Oh wow
May 5, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Oh wow
If you saw me on BlueSky, no you didn’t
May 5, 2023 at 11:06 PM
If you saw me on BlueSky, no you didn’t
You put your phone in airplane mode, we are not the same.
May 5, 2023 at 9:29 PM
You put your phone in airplane mode, we are not the same.
I subscribed to Twitter Blue and didn’t even care it was bad. It was a tip jar to me.
I cancelled when the mass layoffs were announced because I have a policy against tipping fuckheads
I cancelled when the mass layoffs were announced because I have a policy against tipping fuckheads
More than half of Twitter Blue's earliest subscribers are no longer subscribed
More than half of Twitter Blue's earliest subscribers are no longer subscribed
The early birds cancel their subscriptions.
mashable.com
May 5, 2023 at 9:29 PM
I subscribed to Twitter Blue and didn’t even care it was bad. It was a tip jar to me.
I cancelled when the mass layoffs were announced because I have a policy against tipping fuckheads
I cancelled when the mass layoffs were announced because I have a policy against tipping fuckheads
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I am yet to be surprised by the people who try to cut in line during boarding. You can see the entitlement in their eyes
May 5, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I am yet to be surprised by the people who try to cut in line during boarding. You can see the entitlement in their eyes
Writing tip: nobody wants to read your shit
May 5, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Writing tip: nobody wants to read your shit
1 877 kars 4 kids,
k-a-r-s kars for kids,
1-877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today
k-a-r-s kars for kids,
1-877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today
May 5, 2023 at 1:05 AM
1 877 kars 4 kids,
k-a-r-s kars for kids,
1-877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today
k-a-r-s kars for kids,
1-877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today
Don’t let me down Tim Apple
May 4, 2023 at 5:33 AM
Don’t let me down Tim Apple
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daniel tells me it might be possible to change the data structure so that it's possible, but he had that kind of quiver in his voice when he said it that tells me I shouldnt expect it any time soon
that means if we want to expunge the actual records, we have to do a "rebase"
that means if we want to expunge the actual records, we have to do a "rebase"
May 4, 2023 at 3:05 AM
daniel tells me it might be possible to change the data structure so that it's possible, but he had that kind of quiver in his voice when he said it that tells me I shouldnt expect it any time soon
that means if we want to expunge the actual records, we have to do a "rebase"
that means if we want to expunge the actual records, we have to do a "rebase"
I was kind of busy today, so I missed the entire Alf chapter. Can someone catch me up?
May 4, 2023 at 3:58 AM
I was kind of busy today, so I missed the entire Alf chapter. Can someone catch me up?
Same? Open offer
Hey just FYI now that the What's Hot blocks thirst trap if you need someone to see them you can just send them to me
May 4, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Same? Open offer
“It’s definitely called a skeet”
May 3, 2023 at 10:16 PM
“It’s definitely called a skeet”
Tbh, I haven’t seen nudes in the feed recently. The change they made to the What’s Hot feed was pretty impactful
May 3, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Tbh, I haven’t seen nudes in the feed recently. The change they made to the What’s Hot feed was pretty impactful
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