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AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD
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Queer. Social justice Jedi. They/them.
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The box cover art for PowerDOLLs 5, with the word bubble from the Sickos meme pasted over top, reading, "YES... HA HA HA... YES!". Across the chest of the giant combat robot has been written "S.I.C.K.O.s".
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A group of Space Marines from Warhammer 40k stands in action poses amid explosions. One is firing past the viewer and the weapon trail is a stretched out Pride Flag.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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You could almost mistake it for the dignity and grace of a mighty feline predator.
A very fluffy alleged cat upside-down on the floor, exposing a very floofy white tummy. Paws are curled in the air. Head is lolled back. Dignity is forgotten. Possibly actually a dust bunny.
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Ian Holm as Ash in Alien (1977). SPOILER: "Ash is a robot! Ash is a goddamn robot!"
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I'm so tired. Somebody please make things slow down a little. History needs to breathe.
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Three panel comic, bicycle rider fall meme format: FIRST PANEL: Guy riding on a bicycle. Meme font text labels him "John Elden Ring". SECOND PANEL: Guy puts a stick into his own bicycle wheel. Meme font text labels the action as "*Seppuku*". THIRD PANEL: Guy is lying on the ground next to his fallen bicycle, grasping his knee in pain. Over the top of this panel, text in the style of a FromSoft game overlay reads, "You Died".
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A Star Trek movie poster, only Kirk, Spock, and McCoy have been replaced by Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg. The title is now "Dumb Future", with the tagline "The Future Used To Be Cool".
October 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This is Skull Leader requesting takeoff permission, over.
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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A very fluffy grey cat, half rolled upside down and curled, with one paw reaching out for the camera.
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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They're The Same Picture meme format Two panel meme FIRST PANEL: two pieces of paper are presented. One reads 'skibidi', the other reads 'skidoo'. Subtitle adds, "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." SECOND PANEL: Lady in office wear with subtitle text reading, "They're the same picture."
October 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Post something random or have an awful October.
September 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Star Wars
September 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Test upload.
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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*goes into the wet*
a picture of a grey ocean shoreline, waves rolling in under lowering skies. Text reads, scattered back and forth across the image in varying font sizes, producing an effect akin to visual blank verse and that I've tried to replicate in some fashion here; hate your job? hate your family? have problems? need to leave? step into it and never leave! go there! GO IN THE WET. the wet will love you. no probems in the wet it's salty! just water the wet doesn't have capitalism just go in the wet.
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Bunlith on the ground after wiping out on the rollerskate floor. "You Died" has been written across in the image in the style of FromSoft games.
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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A captcha image of a heavily snowed-on pine forest, almost entirely white except where the tree branches have shed minor amounts of snow. The captcha challenge reads, "select all images with Finnish snipers". It's a trick question. All the squares have Finnish snipers, as the Russian Army has learned to its sorrow in the past.
September 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I think this is probably my single most used image macro.
Still from unknown movie, shown with subtitles. The still shows a sign on the side of a rest stop bathroom reading "Men". The subtitle reads "[Ominous Music]".
September 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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This is _way_ more plausible than I'm happy with having made a meme for.
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The Worst Person You Know from the meme of the same name. A balding, sloppily-shaved man with a tight, thin mouth indicating that A) he knows he sucks and B) he knows he's right. And he is right this time, which just makes him more insufferable.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Without saying Voltron, what is your favorite giant robot?
September 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM