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Noam Law-msky
@noamlaw.bsky.social
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finally found @faineg.bsky.social’s car
Picture of an Alfa Romeo with the license plate “ALFROX”
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
the only other time i’ve been excited to see a piece of media created by the South Park boys was when I was a Theatre Kid who knew nearly all of Josh Gad’s lines by heart

to put it in 2013 terms, my body is so ready
Reddit screenshot of a tweet From KendrickLamar community on Reddit Culture Crave @CultureCrave • 2h Details on Kendrick Lamar and #SouthPark creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone's upcoming comedy X • Reportedly 'outrageously funny' • They have full creative control • Only a few Paramount execs have been allowed to read the script • Follows a young Black man who grows weary of his job at a museum performing as a slave reenactor — logline may be outdated • Kendrick Lamar wanted major reshoots, leading to the delay • New Paramount owners have no choice but to release it in theaters "They'll release it with closed eyes and gritted teeth" (via @THR)
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
noamlaw.bsky.social
yup
Slide of Spotify wrapped with a photo from Kendrick Lamar’s GNX photoshoot on top Top Artists 1 Kendrick Lamar 2 Polo & Pan 3 Doechii 4 JID 5 Justin Bieber Minutes Listened 45,101 Top Songs 1 5 Dollar Pony Ri... 2 Riverside 3 What Was That 4 Been So Long 5 The Guillotine Top Genre Alternative... SPOTIFY.COM/WRAPPED My Top Artists 1 Kendrick Lamar Polo & Pan 3 Doechii 4 JID 5 Justin Bieber My Top Songs 5 Dollar Pony Rides Mac Miller Orace sisters Riverside Oracle Sisters What Was That Lorde glowers Been So Long Durand Jones & The Indications, Aaron... COUP The Guillotine The Coup
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
bluesky....,,,, i don't even know, probably?
screenshot of a draft of the above skeet (that only says "lizza, nuzzi, izzy, rizz, quizz, jizz.... i") and below it, a bluesky notification that says "Are you writing in Polish?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
“trump and Mamdani represent a left-right populist coalition”
Picture of a cartoon head that is black and white except for it’s pink brain, which it is churning through a meat grinder that is also its head that has a lever on the side. The pink brain matter is oozing out the grinder on the left side of his brain
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
everyone is questioning why this happened while this is one of the professors who is supposed to be supervising this AI “research”
WSJ Toner-Rodgers's supposed findings contrasted with the more optimistic view of Autor, who thinks that AI could help narrow income disparities by allowing more people to do work that can now only be performed by highly trained specialists. But the research also countered the pessimism of Acemoglu, who is skeptical about Al's ability to make workers more productive. It resembled the messiness of real life.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
jinx @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social

(Jake did it better tho)
Noam Law-msky @noamlaw.bsky.s... • 5m look, im not saying zohran will forever stay in the Left's good graces (just look at the push back he's gotten from some corners of the Left on declining to endorse Osse, e.g.) but i do this it's foolish to bet against him or to wishcast his political failings 1 n 企 ... Probably Not A Crow, Unfortunat... @mefcorv.bsky.social It also helps that the rest of the fucking Democratic Party is so, so shitty right now. Nov 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM 1 like 2 1 冂 • •• Noam Law-msky @noamlaw.bsky.social • 1m so true - in the land of the blind, the rizz is king • •• Jake @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social • 20s In the land of the rizzless, the former theater
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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finally found the Platonic Ideal Inverse Skeet to the infamous Nate Silver Tweet
Nate Silver C @NateSilver538 ... It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
I never want to read the phrase “Alf-shaped hole” again

plz & thx
it. I watched it every week. A friend brought it up recently and I followed them down an ALF-shaped rabbit hole. Incidentally this wasn't the first time I though of ALF this millennia
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
noamlaw.bsky.social
this is great analysis of how DHS’s weaponization of Section 111 dovetails with their agents being Powerful Punisher-types who are somehow both ubermensches and victims of every situation
There is often an inconsistency between the administration's swagger and its claims that its immigration officers are helpless public servants hounded by vindictive "terrorists." As my colleague Nick Miroff has reported, this tension runs through the debate about ICE officers and masking: Face masks are tools for transforming federal agents into menacing manifestations of state power and, at the same time, are supposedly a necessary protection against doxxing by activists. Section 111 is a perfect fit for that double vision, allowing federal officials to present themselves as victims of violence while enabling the Justice Department to turn the machinery of the state against the supposed attacker. This intertwining of power and powerlessness recalls Umberto Eco's description of fascist movements as defining themselves by their war against enemies who are "at the same time too strong and too weak."
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
the rain makes LA so beautiful in so many ways
Photo of a large video billboard sign that says “daily wire for your consideration best podcast Ben Shapiro” that is all white with black lettering except for Ben’s name, which is in red. He is in the middle trying to act cool by leaning on the Text of his name. He is wearing sunglasses. In the foreground, there is a blurry hand with only one finger up: the middle
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Screenshot of chistopher moltasanti from the sopranos in a black suit and tie (Bluesky post) Christopher Moltisanti... @moltisa... • 40m Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now. 2 2 $ 15 76 ① • • •
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
noamlaw.bsky.social
ok this is a tangent but can someone from #BreadSky #SourdoughSky tell me what I did wrong with my first sourdough loaf? i think i over-mixed it hence the denseness
A picture of a half of a round sourdough losf in front of a window with green leaves outside. The loaf is very dense Same loaf & background but it’s turned so the top is showing and it reveals a big cut in the top and a brown top crust
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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in light of recent events, each user On Here is receiving one of these coupons

use it wisely
picture of a blue coupon that says "good for one (1) cringe-less "but her emails" skeet"; uses: one (1); expires: tomorrow
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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it’s far from the most important revelation but Epstein’s tendency to do Pusha T-esque ad libs in his emails is quite uh something
On Aug 23, 2018, at 11:03 AM. jeffrcy E. <jccvacation@gmail.com> wrote: I think he makes the argument that it was his, trumps money, making it not illegal. though he also said he only found out afterwards? and the fact according to the indicment was billed as scrvices rendered and grossed up. im sure his acet has flipped anyway.. I did talk in detail to starr yesterday re indicments how trump can make a deal ( special counsel). clintons trash can yes starr gave me more. YECHHHH!.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
wild that hegseth is going after his own base here because he is too insecure about his baby-Botoxed-face
Meme of Alex Baldwin talking to the nerdy usher on 30 rock saying “that’s nazi, we count those”
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
the Los Angeles aurora borealis is just as stunning as all the others 🥰
photo of a black-grey night sky with trees and a street lamp
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
noamlaw.bsky.social
worst person you know just made a good point meme of a balding man staring at the camera
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
noamlaw.bsky.social
did anyone else in LA get their shit rocked by this alert
! Public Safety Alert This is a test of the South Pasadena WEA system. There is no emergency.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
noamlaw.bsky.social
good riddance. glad the legal profession is getting serious about sexual assault, at least in these publicized cases. we still have a long way to go but kicking abuses out of the judiciary is a start
This comes after investigators found that Kindred had a "sexualized relationship" with a clerk who became a prosecutor and lied about it to a senior judge and investigators and maintained a hostile workplace for law clerks. He resigned in 2024. In August, the Alaska Bar Association recommended that Kindred be debarred. According to documents the bar association filed, Kindred "created a hostile work environment for judicial employees by subjecting them to frequent discussions about his personal life, including conversations of a sexual nature, engaged in unwanted sexual conduct, both physical and verbal, towards a former judicial employee and told individuals with knowledge of the potential misconduct to remain silent about the allegations."
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
before you ask: yes, yes he was
Kindred was appointed in 2020 by President Donald Trump to the U.S. District Court of Alaska. He was supported by U.S. Sens. Lisa Murkowski and Dan Sullivan.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
noamlaw.bsky.social
tfw mommy lets you play the violent video game demo at target while she shops for Christmas presents
Copped photo of Greg Bovino with an extremely strained smile kitted out in fatigues and holding an assault rifle
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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nacho, as a fellow earful dog, approves this ear check
Close up shot of our chihuahua mix nacho peeking her head out of a plastic Halloween cauldron. She has a black head with tan eye brows and smooth with big ol ears
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Panel from peanuts of Lucy in a red shirt and blue pants holding a football saying “over here!”
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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an all-timer post right here
Two panel skinner from Simpsons meme: ARE MODERATE DEMS ACTING 扭 LIKE A BAD-FAITH VICHY PARTY 田 CAPITULATING TO BOTH MAGA H FASCISM AND CORPORATE INTERESTS? NO, IT IS THEIR LEFTIST CRITICS WHOM ARE ACTING IN BAD-FAITH
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM