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Noah Blan
@noahwblan.bsky.social
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historian. teacher. friend to all cats. anti-fascist. space dust for your fuel rods.
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Working on final edits to the book manuscript and keeping myself sane with memes and jokes over here.
Text from my book manuscript on Charlemagne and the environment in which a cleric writes to the king: “you serve as God’s…Avenger.” With the screenshot of Hawkeye from Avengers: Age of Ultron saying to Scarlet Witch: “if you step out that door, you’re an Avenger.”
September 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Moving is exhausting, or so Star seems to be saying here. #caturday
Black cat with one white paw and white whiskers sleeping hard on a wood table.
June 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Release it!
Screencap: Both reviewers noted, however, that the theater burst into applause when Han Solo (Harrison Ford) shot first during the Greedo confrontation. Enthused Aldridge: "Han Solo was so much cooler." Lucas tweaks to the print
June 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Show me you played Skyrim without telling me. 🧐
The cursive font letter from Taylor swift’s website announcing the purchase of her master recordings on a virtual sheet of paper. Very tiny print.
June 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Star says “I’m watching you.” #catsofbluesky #catsky
Black cat with white whiskers and one white paw hanging over the edge of the cat tree.
May 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Paws (murder mittens in disguise). #catsofbluesky
Black cat with green eyes, white toes and whiskers sitting on a cat tree looking into the camera.
May 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Soft spine
Ascending up to meet my
Eyes wide
I am a witness to your
Regicide
The dissolution of your
Soft spine
You all deserve each other
(You all deserve each other)
Julie Andrew’s singing to the von trapp children in the sound of music
May 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Happy 5th Birthday to Star! ✨ At least one shirt was shredded and one thumb cuticle sacrificed for this photo. #catsofbluesky
Black cat with white whiskers and white paws wearing a happy birthday bib and a birthday hat with a 5 on it grimly staring at the camera.
April 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Star acknowledges that it is #Caturday
Black cat with white spot on chest and magnificent white whiskers sitting on a wooden chair looking into the camera.
April 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I love that liquid death is standard at all shows now. Anyway here to see #Spiritbox
Aragon venue sign advertising the band Spiritbox.
April 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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What a track list from indigenous black metal artist Blackbraid coming this fall. #metalsky
Blackbraid Today I am very excited to officially announce the release of my third album, Blackbraid III. The album will be available everywhere August 8th, released independently again made possible by the help of Wolf Mountain Productions. The album runs roughly 53 minutes in length and consists of 10 tracks, tracklist as follows: 1.Dusk (Eulogy) 2. Wardrums at Dawn on the Day of My Death 3. The Dying Breath of A Sacred Stag 4. The Earth is Weeping 5. God of Black Blood 6. Traversing the Forest of Eternal Dusk 7. Tears of the Dawn 8. Like Wind Through the Reeds Making Waves Like Water 9. And He Became the Burning Stars... 10. Fleshbound
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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The anvil clanger in Andor loves his job and it shows.
The time grappler from the Star Wars tv show Andor holding his hammers and stretching behind the giant anvil.
April 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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#Caturday snuggles with Star #catsofbluesky
Selfie of me sitting with a black cat draped over my left shoulder with a laptop computer in the background
April 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I saw the satellite imagery bloodstains thing on Reddit and thought ok… but just looked now and it’s real. Absolutely chilling to contemplate the ramifications.
Satellite imagery from Google maps of the CECOT facility in El Salvador that appears to show reddish brown stains in one of the open areas that some have said look like blood stains.
April 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It’s been a #caturday #catsofbluesky
Black cat with white whiskers holding her head in her paws upside down in a cat tree looking very lazy
April 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Uhhh ok. My middle finger is also *not* a political statement
Except from the article containing this quote: Zipperstein, who owns a Cybertruck, says though his vehicle hasn’t been targeted, he sees people’s frustration’s when he’s on the street. “I get the finger like literally once a day, and it’s not because I drive like an idiot,” Zipperstein said. He says he hopes people realize that “a car is not a political statement.””
March 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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“What do you mean you’re STILL not done grading?!”
An adorable sweet potato baby pitty old lady baby with tawny brown hair and white muzzle hair whose paws are extended and surrounding a pile of graded exams.
March 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Protest is good for the soul. #teslatakedown
A group of people standing in front of a Tesla store holding protest signs including: “cyber schmuck” and “this machine funds fascism.”
March 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Introduce yourself with;

One book
One movie
One album
One tv show
The stand by Stephen king original book cover. Movie poster for the big Lebowski Cover for sleep token’s album take me back to Eden Teaser poster for the tv show the leftovers
March 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Behold a new offering. New #SleepToken music has dropped 😍🙏🏻🤘🏻
Screenshot of Apple Music playing the new single ‘Emergence’ by Sleep Token
March 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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❤️🤘🏻🏳️‍⚧️
Quote from the rolling stone article: "I'm not being profane to be profane," Grace says. "I'm not just saying 'dick' to say 'dick' I'm asking a genuine question. If you refer to your God as he and him, but you will not refer to a transgender person with the pronouns that are theirs... that's just insane. It's such blatant hypocrisy. You can't prove God exists with biology or chromosomes. So if you're gonna throw science continually in my face, let's stick to that: Your god doesn't exist."
March 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Sometimes happiness arrives in a box. @ranchogordo.bsky.social
5 bags of different beans from Rancho Gordo laid out with postcards from the same.
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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You can’t make this shit up. Good grief.
Screenshot of a NYT alert that says “the justice department’s pardon attorney said she was dismissed one day after refusing to recommend that Mel Gibson’s gun rights be restored.”
March 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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New Sleep Token pre-add teaser and I’m trying very hard to stay calm. #anoffering
Teaser for Sleep Token new content add featuring a black swan or other large bird standing in a field of red flowers in front of ruined building.
March 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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My magnificent beautiful Star ✨ #catsofbluesky
Black cat with long white whiskers sitting in a cat tree with white front paws hanging over the edge.
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM