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Noah
@noahdyenotdie.bsky.social
Whadup \ West Virginia
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Sometimes the wrong dog bites the right person
June 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Coworker was shooting his subway wrapper into the trashcan, and I swatted it across the break room Ben Wallace-style. Almost drilled a dude from IT who just laughed and threw it away. You had to be there
June 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m dealing with back spasms for the first time in my life. It’s worse than any concussion I’ve had, worse than tearing my ACL, worse than dislocating my shoulder. It’s awful
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I have been a Washington Wizards fan for 10 seconds and am already mad
May 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Last night I learned that some people hate when you’re cool, calm, and collected in the face of a total gong show
May 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Caps vs. canes won’t start for another 20 minutes probably, so it’s 20 minutes until I lose all sanity for two weeks
May 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
There’s definitely a wasps nest right outside my backdoor, but we’ve all been cordial and haven’t tried to hurt one another. Might keep it going
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love a good ol fashioned DIY nightmare during my lunch break. Going back to work soaked
April 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That capitals third period was one of my favorite hockey periods of all time
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Still connected to the Marshall WiFi let’s goooo
April 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The worst place on earth to drive is Cross Lanes, WV. No debate at all
April 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Idk who plays hearts, but I’m proud of this comeback
April 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Eighteen years ago today, a gunman shot and killed 32 people at Virginia Tech. More than 20 others were injured, and countless lives were forever changed.

Today and always, our hearts are with the Hokie community as we work to build a future free from gun violence.
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Got a good laugh out of my coworkers by saying “Rory is, dare I say it, roaring back!” For once they’re laughing with me and not at me.
April 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yahoo Finance has used distraught USMNT fans to illustrate the US economy twice in the last month lmao
April 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Rockstars
April 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOALSCORER IN NHL HISTORY! 🚨🚨🚨 #Gr8ness
April 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A second for the celly pls 🤩 #Gr8ness
April 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
OVI OVI OVI
April 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Woke up to a group chat message today that said “Ovi would kick Lamar Jackson’s ass” and didn’t even bother to figure out how they got to that point
April 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hopefully just flesh and no tendon/ligament
Failed to mention that I saw Aliaksei Protas postgame last night. He confirmed he was cut on the foot by a skate when he left the game. in third period

Was hopeful it will be OK, but wasn't sure yet.
April 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Happening in Charleston WV 1pm 4.5
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Videotaped for Ovi’s record breaking goal, got Ryan Leonard’s first career goal instead
April 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM