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No One
@no-one.bsky.social
72 followers 130 following 460 posts
Kansas City local, amateur chef, with a crappy work at home job
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Just because you sell it, doesn't mean I'm going to buy
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
no-one.bsky.social
Looking at ticket prices will cure that 'itch'
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Sir I just had lunch...
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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It's not just you...
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
no-one.bsky.social
a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
ALT: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .
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November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
no-one.bsky.social
Threaten the team with ye' ol' East German treatment if they don't go undefeated in 2026?
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no-one.bsky.social
"Bunga-bunga party" in time of crisis? Sounds on brand.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
no-one.bsky.social
Yeahhh, no more 7°F MLS Cup finals in December in KC, now we'll just play a handful of regular season matches at those temps every year, in every city north of the Mason Dixon line
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
no-one.bsky.social
I'm sure your MS Co-Pilot sponsored by BetMGM virtual therapist will be very appreciative of your personal hygiene routine. "Would you kindly" explain that all this anxiety is not the Internet's fault and the Internet and all its people are your friends in today's session?
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
no-one.bsky.social
Once a slumlord always a slumlord.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Unadulterated cowardice
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and the words classic gifs.com .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and the words classic gifs.com .
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November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
no-one.bsky.social
As a man who unfortunately looks a lot like this dude, it's important to know your lane, my lane is to smile politely and say supportive things because I am not good looking enough to get away with being a douchebag
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM