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Kansas City local, amateur chef, with a crappy work at home job
The well is dry... The rizz is gone...
Trump: "They saw a lot of unbelievable activity at the McDonald's next to the base where they take off. The McDonald's was doing -- right? -- 5 times, they were going crazy. So they say 'there's something going on over there.' The biggest activity that McDonald's had ever had. It was a nice story."
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"You've been stealing 'their' future all their lives. Why stop now?" Or so says... David fucking Koch?!

This isn't real. The simulation has run out of variables to insert into stories.

Source: Yahoo Finance Australia
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Baby boomers urged to rethink Gen Z inheritance trend: 'You don't owe them'
We are heading into the greatest intergenerational wealth transfer in Australian history. But don't feel pressured.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Jasmine Crockett: "If people decide that they want to continue to support person who may be a pedophile themselves or a person who obviously is covering on pedophiles, that's on them. But they should at least know the devil they decided to pick."
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Democrats at every level of power could simply repeat "he must resign" over and over and over again. It's what the GOP would do if the situation were reversed. Further erode his power by pushing him to lash out more.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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A reminder that the President, an adjudicated rapist, a fraud, grifter, murderer, and felon, is also a pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"Y'all, travel at your own risk. I'mma just keep collecting this check and hopin' none of ya' come around asking for accountability."
Sean Duffy: "I can't guarantee safety"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Trump: "The Commanders as opposed to the Redskins. What happened to the Redskins?"
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Tell me you don't understand the words coming out of your mouth without telling me you don't understand the words coming out of your mouth.
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If the @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social actually want to make a statement and be 'leaders' here it is. If they want to be capitalist sheep who only use women for their own means... Then the other door is right there.
IF YOU HAVE A POLICY PROBLEM, BRING IT UP WITH YOUR PLAYER REP, OR THE NWSLPA, OR THE LEAGUE OFFICE, OR EVEN YOUR OWNERSHIP SO YOU DON’T HURT PEOPLE.

YOU DON’T WHINE TO THE NEW YORK POST AND FOX AND FRIENDS UNLESS YOU ARE A GRIFTING GRIFTER.
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ID at the grocery store? I REALLY need to know what Fuckface Von Clownstick thinks happens at grocery stores. Whatever they are in his head is going to be the funniest, most wrong description of anything ever.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
As a human being with a penis who desires a functional government not administered by a genuine despot (and I can't believe I'm saying this but...), I agree with MTG
Marjorie Taylor Greene on The View: "Look, I'm with women, so I feel very comfortable saying this: I'm really tired of the pissing contests in Washington DC between the men."
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Don't give "everything" to your employer, at best they'll be "aware" of your passing
Leavitt's tribute to Dick Cheney: "I know the president is aware of the former vice president's passing"
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ever-fucking-green
Does the Speaker of the House know what's going on in the country?

It's not clear that he does, as Mike Johnson's communication strategy seems to rely heavily on being unaware.

When faced with questions he should be able to answer, he has a reliable response: "I don't know."
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He pretty, but he should learn to talk less, he'd be prettier if he did

Source: The Guardian
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George Clooney says replacing Joe Biden with Kamala Harris ‘was a mistake’
Actor says Harris ‘was given a very tough task’ because ‘she had to run against her own record’, and extends an olive branch to Hunter Biden
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November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Media" want you to know the cotporate leased building that was never properly repaired in the first place is being looted. And what's the worse crime here? The fact it was re-opened for profit & a person died or that poor people took shit from the building? Source: KMBC
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Neighbors say people are stealing items from partially collapsed Family Dollar
Those neighbors want city leaders and the building’s owner, Arthur Fels Company, to better secure the property.
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October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mcrery Architects, EAI Rolloff, ACECO, & Clark Construction: 1) they're anti-American, traitorous CUNTS 2) Fuckface Von Clownstick routinely doesn't actually pay his bills. You've betrayed an entire nation for a debt that will never be paid.
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Some White House ballroom contractors go underground
Some firms involved in the White House ballroom project appear to be trying to lower their online profiles.
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October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good news, official US Gov't policy is "hire scum" and it's having trouble finding scum
Back in July, I wrote a piece for @msnbc.com predicting that ICE would really struggle to ramp up staffing.

Today, I have a piece in @msnbc.com pointing out that ICE is in fact really struggling to staff up, and struggling amidst a growing morale problem.

(Tho they got Dean Cain, so props to that)
Opinion | ICE lowered its standards and is still struggling to hire officers
DHS is spending millions of dollars on an aggressive television ad campaign targeting local police officers — but it's not getting nearly enough applicants.
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October 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@aoc.bsky.social Keep the fucking government closed as long as this is the most coherent thought his mattress-stain brain is capable of producing.
That’s some chyron. 👑

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October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If a person ever says, "They call me..." And it's not some common nickname or just a shortened version of their given name, the correct response is, "No they don't."
"They call me MAGA Mace now"
October 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM