Neil Friday McGourty
@nmcg.bsky.social
1 heart attack away from my first heart attack.
What do pornhub and Aldi have in common?
They both love a 3 bird roast.
They both love a 3 bird roast.
December 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
What do pornhub and Aldi have in common?
They both love a 3 bird roast.
They both love a 3 bird roast.
Your wife has a tattoo above her vagina that reads (insert joke here).
December 14, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Your wife has a tattoo above her vagina that reads (insert joke here).
I think we’ve been had. I think we’re being manipulated. I think social media in its current form is damaging to both us as individuals and society. I think I want to be free for a while.
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I think we’ve been had. I think we’re being manipulated. I think social media in its current form is damaging to both us as individuals and society. I think I want to be free for a while.
It’s nice to see a white supremacists sticking to tradition by being arrested for assault instead of taking roles in government.
December 8, 2024 at 3:42 PM
It’s nice to see a white supremacists sticking to tradition by being arrested for assault instead of taking roles in government.
“We’re just two guys who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps. Never given anything by anyone”.
December 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
“We’re just two guys who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps. Never given anything by anyone”.
I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times I’ve had an accident with the band saw.
December 8, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times I’ve had an accident with the band saw.
When a customer pulls out a massive wad of cash I like to play a little game I call “Builder or drug dealer”
December 7, 2024 at 10:37 AM
When a customer pulls out a massive wad of cash I like to play a little game I call “Builder or drug dealer”
Pluralism was the first casualty of social media.
December 6, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Pluralism was the first casualty of social media.
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It's #buyastrangerabook day!
People buy each other books cos they can & it's ace!
@sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website & sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a particular book you'd like courtesy of Sophie, get in touch!
UK only
People buy each other books cos they can & it's ace!
@sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website & sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a particular book you'd like courtesy of Sophie, get in touch!
UK only
December 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It's #buyastrangerabook day!
People buy each other books cos they can & it's ace!
@sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website & sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a particular book you'd like courtesy of Sophie, get in touch!
UK only
People buy each other books cos they can & it's ace!
@sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website & sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a particular book you'd like courtesy of Sophie, get in touch!
UK only
Whenever people look at my dick pics they all say the same thing. “Is….is that a Fez?”
December 3, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Whenever people look at my dick pics they all say the same thing. “Is….is that a Fez?”
Just had my first “Have a nice Christmas”. Anyone beat that?
December 2, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Just had my first “Have a nice Christmas”. Anyone beat that?
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someone you find attractive at a funeral is a 'mourning would'
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
someone you find attractive at a funeral is a 'mourning would'
The bitcoin bots are easily startled but they’ll soon be back and in greater numbers.
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM
The bitcoin bots are easily startled but they’ll soon be back and in greater numbers.
I thought “middle class women of a certain age” was a category on Porn hub.
#greggwallace
#greggwallace
December 1, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I thought “middle class women of a certain age” was a category on Porn hub.
#greggwallace
#greggwallace
Today at work for funsies I’m going to play how many coffees can an overweight middle aged man drink before he feels a tingle in his arm. I bet it’s 7.
November 30, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Today at work for funsies I’m going to play how many coffees can an overweight middle aged man drink before he feels a tingle in his arm. I bet it’s 7.
My new Dr says I’m paranoid. I think he’s been talking to my old doctor.
November 30, 2024 at 9:54 AM
My new Dr says I’m paranoid. I think he’s been talking to my old doctor.
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Want to go to a used book store?
Me:
Me:
November 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Want to go to a used book store?
Me:
Me:
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My mom when people try to help her in the kitchen
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My mom when people try to help her in the kitchen
More like Black Thursday ammirite.
November 28, 2024 at 9:09 AM
More like Black Thursday ammirite.
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If your Chinese food is too bright you might want to dim sum.
November 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
If your Chinese food is too bright you might want to dim sum.
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If science can make a chia pet, then it can make wearable plants too... I want some cilantrousers, and I want them now.
November 27, 2024 at 2:58 AM
If science can make a chia pet, then it can make wearable plants too... I want some cilantrousers, and I want them now.
Life keeps beating the living snot out of me and you’re over here moaning about getting Lemons.
November 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Life keeps beating the living snot out of me and you’re over here moaning about getting Lemons.
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It's #buyastrangerabook day!
People buy each other books cos they can and it's ace!
Earlier, @sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website and sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a book you'd like, get in touch!
UK only
People buy each other books cos they can and it's ace!
Earlier, @sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website and sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a book you'd like, get in touch!
UK only
It's Wednesday, so it's "Buy A Stranger a Book" day on Bluesky!
I'll give away two books.
FOR FREE.
If there's a book you want let me know.
If YOU want to "Buy a Stranger a Book" too get in touch!
#buyastrangerabook
Here's what it's all about.
biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
(UK only)
I'll give away two books.
FOR FREE.
If there's a book you want let me know.
If YOU want to "Buy a Stranger a Book" too get in touch!
#buyastrangerabook
Here's what it's all about.
biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
(UK only)
Buy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.
The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people
biggreenbookshop.com
November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
It's #buyastrangerabook day!
People buy each other books cos they can and it's ace!
Earlier, @sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website and sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a book you'd like, get in touch!
UK only
People buy each other books cos they can and it's ace!
Earlier, @sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website and sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice.
So, if there's a book you'd like, get in touch!
UK only
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People are often surprised when I tell them this: both Twitter and Facebook/insta/threads are now specifically engineered to downgrade, hide, suppress real journalism. If this platform is different, that's a huge change
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 AM
People are often surprised when I tell them this: both Twitter and Facebook/insta/threads are now specifically engineered to downgrade, hide, suppress real journalism. If this platform is different, that's a huge change
I hope this email finds you because tbqh I don’t think I know who you are or what you do.
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I hope this email finds you because tbqh I don’t think I know who you are or what you do.