11. The bigger question for the House GOP: why the hell do you want this job? Congress is a coequal branch. Your decisions affect every American. If you think that you should only do what Trump wants regardless of the ask and even if your constituents don't like it you aren't a representative.

I mean, grandma’s just sitting around the nursing home all day anyway, she can roll her wheelchair up to the bus stop and hop the bus to work a door greeter shift at WalMart. She’ll be back in time for Wheel, what’s the issue?

Barbie shouldn’t be out here catching strays like that! Noem is a dollar store Bratz doll knockoff, the super cheap kind with thin plastic hair and hollow legs. She definitely doesn’t come with a pet dog or any friends.

It’s a specific Janet, on a Bravo show called The Valley. Sorry, I thought the hashtag would make it clear I wasn’t referring to all Janets. 🤷🏻‍♀️

This is a specific Janet; she’s on a Bravo show called The Valley. She sucks. Sorry if you thought you’d been Karened.

For international war crimes we wear red ties.

This demented, incompetent, old fool couldn’t remove the stupid MAGA hat while communicating about (unauthorized) military strikes. Zero respect or understanding of the gravity of his actions.

She will never learn. He would be dead to me solely based on the fact that he didn’t consider how Frankie witnessing him moving out might affect him. The pettiness of him taking things from the shower would have been the final nail in the coffin.