‘we’re getting rick lobster rolled right now’ was his response

know that I heart this in a supportive and sympathetic manner, and not because I’m glad you work with asshats

the dainty little 🔫 is kinda slay ngl, not that I condone that behavior

Anxiety meds are a requirement for me on flights at this point and I’m not gonna pretend that who I fly with is gonna change that necessity

Damn, your memory is insane! I wanted to get a helix piercing, which I did about a year and a half ago. This was my second visit to the piercing studio.

I love you back!

Choreo by Galen Hooks obv