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Nate Vack
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Trying to figure out whether Disney is extremely self-aware here, or extremely self-unaware
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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These posts are steel
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Well, @asym.bsky.social, I was wondering how to describe how old I am and have settled on "I used to use my KoL shot glasses to party; now I use them to liven up my colonoscopy prep"
September 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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"Oh no! Bette Midler!"
A frame from The Simpsons, in which Bette Midler is chasing down Snake, who is frantically driving away after littering
May 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains.
May 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Two astronauts floating in space, looking at Earth. The first one says, "Wait, it's all just a PE scheme?" The second, pointing a gun at the first, replies "Always has been"
May 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Well yeah if the the teacher had a gun too
CNN headline: Shooting of Virginia teacher by 6-year-old was an “avoidable event,” special grand jury report says
April 11, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Forgot how damned cheerful European outlets are
EU-style outlet
March 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Bluesky feature request: Instead of "Follow", this button should be "Block"

Just make it easy on us, folks
Someone making a jackass reply, with a "+ Follow" button prominently featured on the post
March 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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I just want to stay
in this
A Hayes modem, photoshopped to have a lavender casing
March 1, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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I... think my kid's school is inviting me to show up naked
An outdoor school announcement board saying "IF YOU CAN DREAM IT YOU CAN DO IT"
January 31, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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I am the owner of a SaaS business and sometimes I think it is the worst thing to happen to software in my lifetime
An announcement from our accounting software telling me they're going to change the way we need to do invoicing on September of this year
January 31, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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Contains at least 76% of a Problem
A box of uncured honey ham, with a message saying “Contains up to 24% of a Solution”
November 30, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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Mr. Cook, you sly fox
Headline: “Apple’s smart ring technology may not be limited to fingers”
November 28, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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I love finding vestigial covid signage
November 26, 2023 at 4:57 AM
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I want you to draw me like one of your French girls
A turtle, looking as seductive as a turtle can look
October 23, 2023 at 7:55 PM
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This sign kicks ass
October 19, 2023 at 8:03 PM