Jean-Christophe "Lebrave"
njorthur.bsky.social
Jean-Christophe "Lebrave"
@njorthur.bsky.social
- Barde, guitariste, chanteur et poète
- Jardinier, ou simplement quelqu'un qui observe
- Serviteur des muses
- Antifasciste, à bas la destinée manifeste et au diable le colonialisme tant qu'à y être!
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
montreal.citynews.ca/video/2025/0...

To do list:
Faire le beau devant la caméra: ✅
Get some action done: ☑️
Keep the action going: ☑️
Montrealers gather to denounce ‘voyeurs’ at Jarry Park’s swimming pool
“People were snooping around looking at them,” said Guillaume Barnabé who organized a gathering of concerned Montrealers on the rising case of ‘voyeurism’ at the Jarry Park swimming pool. Diona Macali...
montreal.citynews.ca
July 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
T'sais quand c'est rendu que tu donnes un discours bien ressenti à l'escargot qui mange tes clematis: "Les fleurs essayent juste d'être cutes, et si t'allais manger l'oxalyde à la place!"

I gave peace a chance.
May 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Les premiers crocus de l'année: J'ai pleuré.
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
J'ai fait ce meme pour communiquer dequoi à quelqu'un efficacement dans le métro. Ça a donné des sourires complices!
March 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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look, who wouldn't prefer playing with a chainsaw to dealing with their child's life-threatening medical issues
Meanwhile, on X, The Everything App
February 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Nouveau petit coat!
February 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Despite stereotypes that unpartnered people are lonely or unhappy, being single doesn’t have to be a burden. The Onion shares tips for embracing single life. theonion.com/tips-fo...
Tips For Embracing Single Life
Despite stereotypes that unpartnered people are lonely or unhappy, being single doesn’t have to be a burden. The Onion shares tips for embracing single life. Take yourself on a date! There’s no reason you can’t have fun being visibly, utterly alone in public.  Delight in the bacchanal of carnal pleasures that is the Omaha hookup […]
theonion.com
February 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey team, I heard dire news about the situation of LGBTQ people in prison, especially trans who will be sent to prisons based on their gender at birth.

I don't think we can imagine the brutality awaiting a woman in a men's prison.

Let's tighten up our community

prisonercorrespondenceproject.com
Prisoner Correspondence Project – a solidarity project for gay, lesbian, transsexual, transgender, gendervariant, two-spirit, intersex, bisexual and queer prisoners
prisonercorrespondenceproject.com
February 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Touch
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/touch-2

'Just trying to give a vision of utopia.'
February 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Elon Musk Announces Successful Trial Of Neuralink Brain Detonator
theonion.com/elon-mu...
February 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Aujourd'hui, faisant le ménage des objets perdus, je me suis dit que je pourrais ben prendre ce paquet de gomme parce que c'est scellé, comment dégueulasse que ça peut être?

La personne remettait ses gommes dans le paquet après usage. O.O

Plus dégueulasse que je pouvais croire.
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Coffee
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/coffee-5

'See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a mug.'
February 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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WIRED has been doing vital work.

If you’re looking to support good journalism right now, subscriptions are cheap.
February 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So I can't stop imagining the conflict between the USA and Canada escalate, and while they go for yet again another pointless invasion and costly bombing, we'd retaliate by walking through the borders on snowshoes and politely capture USA citizens so nicely they'll join us willingly.
February 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"AI can't replace thoughtful human leaders. But it can replace the ones we have."

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Total
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/total

'If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks.'
February 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’
theonion.com/trump-t...
January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
theonion.com/ice-age...
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just learned that during a well documented amount of cases, stray dogs will eventually join the protest and fight the police.

We've been very wrong to call the police "dogs", they need training to be on the side of "order".
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Messemble qu'on est déjà pas mal avancé dans le poème...
January 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Tiens, v'là une photo du ciel matinal de Montréal. La légende veut que le trou dans les nuages, c'est ce que ça a fait quand Léo Major est tombé du ciel pis qu'il a atterit en faisant un cratère, pis ce cratère là c'est le Saint-Laurent.
January 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM