Slices of Snowdonia cheese currently being sold off heavily reduced if you’re middle class enough to have a Waitrose cheese counter nearby…..

Jon Voight was an inspired choice to play Harker

Oliver Reed on the right there in full Bill Sikes mode…

Misunderstood creative - like Koumas

‘I’d offer you a drink but I’ve only got six cans’.

LMA will be releasing a statement in a couple of days

Get him in with Eddie Large sat on the bench to put some smiles back on the player’s faces….

‘Towel Chat’ could be a route onto the This Morning sofa that you’ve been striving for….