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Julenisse
@nissemus.uk
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A lost sock in the laundromat of oblivion.
Swiftie! Fan of The Warning and Grace VanderWaal.
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How does @theguardian.com know where Putin was conceived?
"Conceived in 1960s Czechoslovakia, Vladimir Putin ordered the competition’s return and the US has now confirmed its participation – is this domestic theatre or international outreach?"
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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WTF is this Orwellian shite
"The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on Bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging. Age assurance only takes a few minutes"
July 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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It's Summer Solstice, hippies!
June 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Regime change is illegal.
June 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Rachel Reeves and her xenophobic, Farage-appeasing mates can fuck off.
UK-EU summit will be step on path to better relations, says Rachel Reeves Exclusive: Chancellor tells Guardian that UK will retain red lines such as no free movement but ‘there will be future areas where we can do more’
May 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Fuck off.
Peter Navarro, Trump’s chief trade adviser, just told reporters outside the White House that British consumers will like chicken and beef imported from the US despite the use of chlorine and hormones. “Let’s see what the market decides,” Navarro said when asked about longstanding concerns in the UK about the safety of chlorinated chicken and hormone-fed beef produced in the US. “Our position is and always has been”, he added, that sanitary standards are “simply a phony tool used to suppress what is very fine American agricultural product”. “So if more of that comes into the market and the British people don’t want to buy it, that’s one set of facts,” Navarro said. “We don’t believe that once they taste American beef and chicken that they would prefer not to have it.”
May 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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FFS. These people never learn. #StarmerOut 😠
Labour hopes immigration crackdown and interest rate cut can stop Reform
May 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Barclays bans trans use of non-existent bathrooms – staff to continue using actual toilets as normal.
April 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Which suggests hundreds of Labour MPs are fine about it.
‘The whole policy is wrong’: rebellion among Labour MPs grows over £5bn benefits cut Dozens of MPs are angry at their party, despite frantic efforts by whips and government ministers to assuage them
April 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Apart from Russia invading Ukraine. Apparently that's ok.
In Q&A, Vance notes that securing Greenland would “require investing more resources,” including in military icebreakers and naval ships with greater presence in Greenland – but there are no immediate plans for deployment now. He then talks about the risks and dangers posed by China and Russia in particular. “We need to wake up from a failed 40 year consensus that said that we could ignore the encroachment of powerful countries as they expand to their ambitions. We can’t just bury our head in the sand or in Greenland, bury our head in the snow and pretend that the Chinese are not interested in this very large land mass. We know that they are.”
March 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The Grauniad seems to have its wires crossed.
March 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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From Facebook
Trump and Vance are sitting in the Oval Office with a Danish chicken. Trump: WE WANT GREENLAND AND YOUR EGGS. Vance: SAY THANK YOU!
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Musk cuts the team finding Ukrainian children stolen by Russia

Donald Trump’s federal cost-cutting - led by DOGE's Elon Musk – has now hit the unit helping rescue Ukrainian children taken by Russia

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March 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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And it’s not good news if you rely on state support to get by. Because the presumption of innocence is changing. The assumption is now that you’re a slacker trying to cheat the system. Someone wangling to get the state to pay for their Netflix subscription because of some hyper-woke imaginary complaint that prevents them from being arsed to leave the house to go to work. Better that 700,000 disabled people are pushed into poverty than one scrounger gets away with a life of free-rolling. It’s God’s work. What Jesus would have wanted.
March 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Men are men but women are "people with breasts". Got it.
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How to do CPR and use a defibrillator on a person with breasts People with breasts are statistically less likely to receive bystander CPR than men, let's change that.
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This was Simon last week.
No matter how distasteful we find Trump and Vance over Europe, they speak a blunt truth | Simon Jenkins
March 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Why does the Guardian continue to employ the always-wrong Simon Jenkins? He's an apologist for Trump and Putin. Here he is today.
A century ago Teddy Roosevelt likewise guarded America’s back yard in the Pacific. Trump is doing the same now against Panama and Canada. The west did not stop Russia guarding its “sphere of interest” when it invaded Georgia, or Crimea and eastern Ukraine in 2014. Putin was always likely to feel threatened by Volodymyr Zelenskyy, particularly when he perceived Ukraine to be stuffed with anti-Russian fascists.
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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"What's in it for us?" asks mobster as Trump pauses all military aid to Ukraine. 😠 (Guardian)
Vance says US economic interest in Ukraine would serve as security guarantee More now on JD Vance’s comments in that pre-recorded Fox News interview. Vance told Fox News on Monday that giving Washington an economic interest in the future of Ukraine will serve as a security guarantee for the country that Russia invaded in February 2022. “If you want real security guarantees, if you want to actually ensure that Vladimir Putin does not invade Ukraine again, the very best security guarantee is to give Americans economic upside in the future of Ukraine,” Vance said in the interview. “That is a way better security guarantee than 20,000 troops from some random country that hasn’t fought a war in 30 or 40 years,” he added.
March 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Well, this sucks. 😢
RIP Michelle Trachtenberg 1985 - 2025
February 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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German elections: AfD’s Weidel says she received congratulations from Elon Musk after significant far-right gains.
February 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Starmer's Britain
Keir Starmer standing in front of a poster that reads: WAR REFUGEES WELCOME* *WHITE EUROPEAN ONES
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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This is the same person who keeps claiming the UK is "full up".
February 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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LOL 😆
Kemi Badenoch says ‘western civilisation will be lost’ if Tory party fails
February 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Donald Trump, cowardly appeaser of war criminal Vladimir Putin
February 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I truly do not understand how all these people can be so ignorant.
January 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM