Massimiliano Palloni
@niobio42.bsky.social
Sustainable Organic Marketer, proper left-wing nut, member of the @oddplan.itch.io collective.
He/Him
🇮🇹 🇬🇧
He/Him
🇮🇹 🇬🇧
September 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yesterday, I was in the middle of a nationwide blackout on a work trip; today, somebody accessed a delivery app I no longer use (cause fuck 'em!) and ordered 80 euros of gift cards.
I need to change all my passwords, and above all else, I need to lie down for a little while.
I need to change all my passwords, and above all else, I need to lie down for a little while.
April 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yesterday, I was in the middle of a nationwide blackout on a work trip; today, somebody accessed a delivery app I no longer use (cause fuck 'em!) and ordered 80 euros of gift cards.
I need to change all my passwords, and above all else, I need to lie down for a little while.
I need to change all my passwords, and above all else, I need to lie down for a little while.
The illustration for a kid's book about dinosaurs from the 1990s has no business going so hard.
April 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The illustration for a kid's book about dinosaurs from the 1990s has no business going so hard.
If you can, donate or volunteer to support guide dog schools or printing presses for braille books. These are transformative experiences for you and those who rely on these services.
In the photo, a specimen of Bella is in a “please, dude, enough walking” mode.
In the photo, a specimen of Bella is in a “please, dude, enough walking” mode.
March 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you can, donate or volunteer to support guide dog schools or printing presses for braille books. These are transformative experiences for you and those who rely on these services.
In the photo, a specimen of Bella is in a “please, dude, enough walking” mode.
In the photo, a specimen of Bella is in a “please, dude, enough walking” mode.
🧵 The one in the photo is the protagonist of this story. Her name is Bella, and she lived with me for a year and a half, from when she was two months old—an adorable terror incarnate.
She spent every moment with me. I believe the space between us was generally less than two μm.
She spent every moment with me. I believe the space between us was generally less than two μm.
March 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
🧵 The one in the photo is the protagonist of this story. Her name is Bella, and she lived with me for a year and a half, from when she was two months old—an adorable terror incarnate.
She spent every moment with me. I believe the space between us was generally less than two μm.
She spent every moment with me. I believe the space between us was generally less than two μm.
In my daytime marketing job, I analyze numbers, present hypotheses, prepare benchmarks, and provide valid and functional strategic insights for the business. In my nighttime marketing job, I have to imagine ridiculous things with goblins. Which one is better? Who knows!
March 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In my daytime marketing job, I analyze numbers, present hypotheses, prepare benchmarks, and provide valid and functional strategic insights for the business. In my nighttime marketing job, I have to imagine ridiculous things with goblins. Which one is better? Who knows!
We wrote a Random Artifacts Table for our Substack, and this potion was one of my favorite entries. It's not only useless; it's trying to make you stupid choices, which is even better!
![10- Amazing Potion of Mud
This is a bottle with some mud in it. That is literally all there is to it. However, some extremely bored wizard saw fit to enchant said mud to appear as special as possible to anyone who would look at it.
This Curio counts as a potion with the [Single-Use] and the [Enchantingly Important] Tags.
● [Enchantingly Important]: Any creature who sees this Curio for the first time must succeed in a Cunning Challenge with Difficulty 5, or convince themselves that the Curio is the solution to most, if not all, their problems. This goes to the point the creature will actively attribute to the Curio abilities it does not possess, such as curing all afflictions, resurrecting the dead, and granting the power to break mountains in
half, to make a few sober examples. Upon using the Curio, of course, the effect ends with the realization of what the Curio actually is, probably followed by profound embarrassment.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qx5m77znx7tl373ydjtwwixo/bafkreigp5snuqd6jjnlaxdlkxtk7qc34m3abgszrzwlq5qqz242e7ilrza@jpeg)
March 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
We wrote a Random Artifacts Table for our Substack, and this potion was one of my favorite entries. It's not only useless; it's trying to make you stupid choices, which is even better!
Oh yeah, that classic Thursday night where you dance to an 8-bit version of Bella Ciao played straight from a Game Boy. Nothing to see here.
March 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Oh yeah, that classic Thursday night where you dance to an 8-bit version of Bella Ciao played straight from a Game Boy. Nothing to see here.