goose
@nintendoswitch.bsky.social
as nintendoswitch.bsky i am in mourning
April 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
as nintendoswitch.bsky i am in mourning
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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bro everyone is kinda pissed about how much you took from the horn of plenty
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM
bro everyone is kinda pissed about how much you took from the horn of plenty
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love how our cats knock bottles off of counters to get me to make them dinner like I’m the last cog in a Rube Goldberg machine
October 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
love how our cats knock bottles off of counters to get me to make them dinner like I’m the last cog in a Rube Goldberg machine
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Some personal news: I've been hired by the big newspaper to write alternating monthly columns. Odd months I'll write about the death of free speech in the public square. Even months I'll write about people in echo chambers using their free speech to make fun of me. Salary is $600,000/year
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Some personal news: I've been hired by the big newspaper to write alternating monthly columns. Odd months I'll write about the death of free speech in the public square. Even months I'll write about people in echo chambers using their free speech to make fun of me. Salary is $600,000/year
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people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
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No I didn't see the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight I was busy looking at my wife
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
No I didn't see the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight I was busy looking at my wife
oh nice another platform to mute we rate dogs on
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
oh nice another platform to mute we rate dogs on
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(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses
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waiter! waiter! more twinks please!
September 21, 2023 at 11:18 PM
waiter! waiter! more twinks please!
and to top it all off theyre making me listen to gracie abrams
November 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
and to top it all off theyre making me listen to gracie abrams
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The time for blame has begun. Let’s start with the big one: Kamala would have won if all of your posts about the election had been better
November 6, 2024 at 8:13 PM
The time for blame has begun. Let’s start with the big one: Kamala would have won if all of your posts about the election had been better
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hitman: who am I killing?
dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?
hitman: rings a bell
dog: *narrows eyes* that's right
dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?
hitman: rings a bell
dog: *narrows eyes* that's right
July 3, 2023 at 12:27 AM
hitman: who am I killing?
dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?
hitman: rings a bell
dog: *narrows eyes* that's right
dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?
hitman: rings a bell
dog: *narrows eyes* that's right
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You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are
just realized that i HAVE actually experienced thirst but thats just when my brain tells me i need a dr pepper so i thought that i hadnt
July 2, 2023 at 2:21 AM
just realized that i HAVE actually experienced thirst but thats just when my brain tells me i need a dr pepper so i thought that i hadnt
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bluesky answers the question: who were the people willing to get on the visibly unfinished coaster in roller coaster tycoon 2
May 3, 2023 at 4:39 AM
bluesky answers the question: who were the people willing to get on the visibly unfinished coaster in roller coaster tycoon 2
the glee fan wiki discussion board revitalization project has failed so i guess i'm here now instead
July 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
the glee fan wiki discussion board revitalization project has failed so i guess i'm here now instead
i cant wait until this site can go a single day without nearly every post being about twitter. like we are all here so we are on the same page already
July 1, 2023 at 7:53 PM
i cant wait until this site can go a single day without nearly every post being about twitter. like we are all here so we are on the same page already
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padam (summoning gay ppl to follow me)
June 22, 2023 at 11:14 PM
padam (summoning gay ppl to follow me)
passing time waiting in line for this rollercoaster by researching all the people who have died on it
June 22, 2023 at 10:45 PM
passing time waiting in line for this rollercoaster by researching all the people who have died on it
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i don't subscribe to blocklists i like to hunt in the manner of my ancestors
June 22, 2023 at 8:26 PM
i don't subscribe to blocklists i like to hunt in the manner of my ancestors