Heulwen | Ninja | NinjasWearSneakers
@ninjaswearsneakers.bsky.social
BTS RPF Writer | Gender Neutral Fest Temptress | 40s | 🔞
Triple-U Energy (Unprofessional, Undisciplined, Unpredictable)
Read my fics: ao3.org/users/NinjasWearSneakers
Peruse my promos: #NinjasWearSneakersFic
Triple-U Energy (Unprofessional, Undisciplined, Unpredictable)
Read my fics: ao3.org/users/NinjasWearSneakers
Peruse my promos: #NinjasWearSneakersFic
*evil chuckling*
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
*evil chuckling*
Where Chrysanthemums Taste Like Lollipops
🎒 #taejoon
🎒 Sad sack NJ has a crush on coworker TH
🎒 TH invites him home for Chuseok
🎒 Nothing goes as expected after that
🎒 Happy ending
🎒 For @taejoonexchange.bsky.social
🎒 G, 16k
ao3.org/works/74789651
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
🎒 #taejoon
🎒 Sad sack NJ has a crush on coworker TH
🎒 TH invites him home for Chuseok
🎒 Nothing goes as expected after that
🎒 Happy ending
🎒 For @taejoonexchange.bsky.social
🎒 G, 16k
ao3.org/works/74789651
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Where Chrysanthemums Taste Like Lollipops
🎒 #taejoon
🎒 Sad sack NJ has a crush on coworker TH
🎒 TH invites him home for Chuseok
🎒 Nothing goes as expected after that
🎒 Happy ending
🎒 For @taejoonexchange.bsky.social
🎒 G, 16k
ao3.org/works/74789651
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
🎒 #taejoon
🎒 Sad sack NJ has a crush on coworker TH
🎒 TH invites him home for Chuseok
🎒 Nothing goes as expected after that
🎒 Happy ending
🎒 For @taejoonexchange.bsky.social
🎒 G, 16k
ao3.org/works/74789651
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
Three years ago today my very first fic ever was posted!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Three years ago today my very first fic ever was posted!!!
yes exactly but it's bees instead of owls
archiveofourown.org/works/49776364
(...i could add owls tho...)
archiveofourown.org/works/49776364
(...i could add owls tho...)
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
yes exactly but it's bees instead of owls
archiveofourown.org/works/49776364
(...i could add owls tho...)
archiveofourown.org/works/49776364
(...i could add owls tho...)
And now here's my November writing summary! 47k words (approx) which is my best November yet! Congrats to everyone who got some words out for @ffwritingchallenge.bsky.social or nano or any other sort of goal! 💜✍
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
And now here's my November writing summary! 47k words (approx) which is my best November yet! Congrats to everyone who got some words out for @ffwritingchallenge.bsky.social or nano or any other sort of goal! 💜✍
😍
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
😍
you wish you could concoct vibes this immaculate 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
you wish you could concoct vibes this immaculate 🤌
reformed necromancer nj who now uses his powers to settle restless spirits by growing beautiful plants in their skulls until they achieve inner peace
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
reformed necromancer nj who now uses his powers to settle restless spirits by growing beautiful plants in their skulls until they achieve inner peace
Omg it’s little snake jimin on the way to buy a treat with his allowance
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Omg it’s little snake jimin on the way to buy a treat with his allowance
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
honestly it's so great 🥰
honestly it's so great 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
honestly it's so great 🥰
honestly it's so great 🥰
some peeks behind the scenes - I just scraped the official F1 font off their website so I can use it in my fic poster 🏴☠️
plus here is my little cheat sheet for namgi's ten years of shared F1 history (kept in the bottom of my doc)
plus here is my little cheat sheet for namgi's ten years of shared F1 history (kept in the bottom of my doc)
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
some peeks behind the scenes - I just scraped the official F1 font off their website so I can use it in my fic poster 🏴☠️
plus here is my little cheat sheet for namgi's ten years of shared F1 history (kept in the bottom of my doc)
plus here is my little cheat sheet for namgi's ten years of shared F1 history (kept in the bottom of my doc)
Happy Namgi day, here's the little Daft Punk/Namgi edit I made some time back...
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Happy Namgi day, here's the little Daft Punk/Namgi edit I made some time back...
Namjoon gets speech buttons for his beloved gorgeous smart little kitty (Yoongi, of course) and unwittingly unleashes a yapper
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Namjoon gets speech buttons for his beloved gorgeous smart little kitty (Yoongi, of course) and unwittingly unleashes a yapper
One works at a 24-hour american-style diner, one is a DJ who comes in to the diner every weekend at 3am after his set and orders the exact same thing each time to sit & wind down before he goes home to sleep
title:
🥗HOUSE SALAD🥗
vs
🎶HOUSE MUSIC🎶
title:
🥗HOUSE SALAD🥗
vs
🎶HOUSE MUSIC🎶
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
One works at a 24-hour american-style diner, one is a DJ who comes in to the diner every weekend at 3am after his set and orders the exact same thing each time to sit & wind down before he goes home to sleep
title:
🥗HOUSE SALAD🥗
vs
🎶HOUSE MUSIC🎶
title:
🥗HOUSE SALAD🥗
vs
🎶HOUSE MUSIC🎶
My main inspiration for the structure of this story is actually this picture book - I don't know if anyone else grew up reading this one but it was one of my favorites!
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My main inspiration for the structure of this story is actually this picture book - I don't know if anyone else grew up reading this one but it was one of my favorites!
Our Peaceful Little Corner at the End of the World
🧥 #vhope
🧥 Post-apocalypse, dystopia
🧥 HS in a cozy community of survivors
🧥 TH rescued from unethical experimentation
🧥 Domesticity, hurt/comfort
🧥 For @rarepairsautumn.bsky.social
🧥 G, 15k
ao3.org/works/69301816
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
🧥 #vhope
🧥 Post-apocalypse, dystopia
🧥 HS in a cozy community of survivors
🧥 TH rescued from unethical experimentation
🧥 Domesticity, hurt/comfort
🧥 For @rarepairsautumn.bsky.social
🧥 G, 15k
ao3.org/works/69301816
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Our Peaceful Little Corner at the End of the World
🧥 #vhope
🧥 Post-apocalypse, dystopia
🧥 HS in a cozy community of survivors
🧥 TH rescued from unethical experimentation
🧥 Domesticity, hurt/comfort
🧥 For @rarepairsautumn.bsky.social
🧥 G, 15k
ao3.org/works/69301816
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
🧥 #vhope
🧥 Post-apocalypse, dystopia
🧥 HS in a cozy community of survivors
🧥 TH rescued from unethical experimentation
🧥 Domesticity, hurt/comfort
🧥 For @rarepairsautumn.bsky.social
🧥 G, 15k
ao3.org/works/69301816
#btsfic #NinjasWearSneakersFic
Me: oh good I managed to get that last chapter up pretty soon after reveals just like I hoped!!
Narrator: it was more than two months, actually
💀💀💀💀💀💀
well that's what happens when your whole october vanishes under the weight of overwhelming anxiety I guess 😔
Narrator: it was more than two months, actually
💀💀💀💀💀💀
well that's what happens when your whole october vanishes under the weight of overwhelming anxiety I guess 😔
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me: oh good I managed to get that last chapter up pretty soon after reveals just like I hoped!!
Narrator: it was more than two months, actually
💀💀💀💀💀💀
well that's what happens when your whole october vanishes under the weight of overwhelming anxiety I guess 😔
Narrator: it was more than two months, actually
💀💀💀💀💀💀
well that's what happens when your whole october vanishes under the weight of overwhelming anxiety I guess 😔
Tae, in Hawai'i due to his job, is isekai'd to the opposite ocean and finds himself in the 1600s and in charge of a rag-tag Caribbean pirate crew. And unfortunately his crew is rivals with feared pirate captain Hoseok. He's gotta find a way to charm him and keep them all alive...
Title: POG vs GROG
Title: POG vs GROG
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Tae, in Hawai'i due to his job, is isekai'd to the opposite ocean and finds himself in the 1600s and in charge of a rag-tag Caribbean pirate crew. And unfortunately his crew is rivals with feared pirate captain Hoseok. He's gotta find a way to charm him and keep them all alive...
Title: POG vs GROG
Title: POG vs GROG
taegi???
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
taegi???
I apologize for presenting the Foul Plagiarism Beast to your eyeballs, but I forgot I haven't turned off g**gle's a/i results so when I was trying to find out if there was an established ship name for hamilton/verstappen (don't judge me lol 🔪) it told me the funniest bad answer possible:
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I apologize for presenting the Foul Plagiarism Beast to your eyeballs, but I forgot I haven't turned off g**gle's a/i results so when I was trying to find out if there was an established ship name for hamilton/verstappen (don't judge me lol 🔪) it told me the funniest bad answer possible:
just know that if you submitted a bug report for that very expensive corporate software you have to use every day at work, and you've been told it has been escalated to a senior engineer, it's entirely possible they are looking at your bug report like this 🥲
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just know that if you submitted a bug report for that very expensive corporate software you have to use every day at work, and you've been told it has been escalated to a senior engineer, it's entirely possible they are looking at your bug report like this 🥲
the energy I'm bringing to life this week
(I am both the hand and the screaming miserable kitten)
(I am both the hand and the screaming miserable kitten)
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the energy I'm bringing to life this week
(I am both the hand and the screaming miserable kitten)
(I am both the hand and the screaming miserable kitten)
HAPPY SATURDAY HAVE A NAMGI*!
Finally finished the second chapter (out of 5) of my @btsforcedcarefest.borasky.social fic! Please check the tags, this is the chapter where things start to go downhill 💔
ao3.org/works/58262107
total length now: 28k
* slow burn so only tiny namgi hints so far
Finally finished the second chapter (out of 5) of my @btsforcedcarefest.borasky.social fic! Please check the tags, this is the chapter where things start to go downhill 💔
ao3.org/works/58262107
total length now: 28k
* slow burn so only tiny namgi hints so far
October 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
HAPPY SATURDAY HAVE A NAMGI*!
Finally finished the second chapter (out of 5) of my @btsforcedcarefest.borasky.social fic! Please check the tags, this is the chapter where things start to go downhill 💔
ao3.org/works/58262107
total length now: 28k
* slow burn so only tiny namgi hints so far
Finally finished the second chapter (out of 5) of my @btsforcedcarefest.borasky.social fic! Please check the tags, this is the chapter where things start to go downhill 💔
ao3.org/works/58262107
total length now: 28k
* slow burn so only tiny namgi hints so far
"it's four conversations, self. How many words could it take, 3k?"
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"it's four conversations, self. How many words could it take, 3k?"
TYSM for 200 kudos each for landlord kitty yoongi and secretary/janitor vhope!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
TYSM for 200 kudos each for landlord kitty yoongi and secretary/janitor vhope!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰