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NinjaKittyELF 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛🎄
@ninjakitty.bsky.social
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My mother survived walking through Hiroshima the day after as a 13 year old, so I have a fair idea of what a nuclear holocaust looks and feels like.

(Also a #SecretSantaAoNZ Elf)
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Yeah, we’ve had incoming! ⛈️⛈️⛈️
A very stormy looking sky incoming Storm clouds building
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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You know what’s so fucking unremarkable about this whole sordid situation with the cops is that there are so many of us women in NZ who can speak to similar kinds of stories in our workplaces, who get gaslit & lied to along the way & without specialised legal help, we’d be completely fucked
Queen Elizabeth II is pulling a very grumpy face
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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🙌
New Zealand Labour Party is with labourmaori. The next Labour Government will repeal the Regulatory Standards Bill within our first 100 days. LABOUR WILL REPEAL THE REGULATORY STANDARDS BILL REPEAL REPEAL REPEAL
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Ooh! Only $20!
An ad from Mitre10 for a Clamshell Sand/Wading Pool Assorted Colours $19.99 each ✅ Click & Collect available ✅Home delivery available
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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We get that here too. January 2020 was especially prescient
A photo bt NinjaKitty shows a yellow sky with a dot in the middle being the sun. A fence line is in the foreground
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Also, if it’s of any size, prune out the inside and keep it low. Below is an extreme example but it needed doing at the time! 😅
A half pruned lemon tree A fully pruned lemon tree with all of its prunings on the ground under it
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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@sjponeill.bsky.social Seeing the effects of the fire over on this side of the motu — Te Matau-a-Māui 😕
A very orange sunset in amongst houses
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Ooh, passionfruit bomb coming up!! 🌱
A green vine heavy with green passionfruit
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I don’t think so?
FORMULA 1 GRANDE PRÊMIO DE SÃO PAULO 2025 1 L. Norris. McLaren Q1 1:09.656 Q2 1:09.616 Q3 1:09.511 . . . 7 L. Lawson Racing Bulls Q1 1:10.108 Q2 1:09.950 Q3 1:09.962
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Post you from a different era

Me on a Blind Date, early ‘90s 😁
A girl with long dark hair, wearing a white outfit, is sitting at a table and smiling
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Drop something blue
A blue penguin waves hi at Ahuriri’s National Aquarium
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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My favourite time of the year in Aotearoa when I can BBQ some lamb and asparagus 😋 #NZL
A bbq showing fresh green asparagus being bbq’d BBQ asparagus in a retro Temuka pottery dish
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Next time get this + 330ml coconut milk. I think you can get it in jars too. Always good 😋
A packet of Asian Home Gourmet Spice Paste for Thai Green Curry
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Wanna see some absolute bullshit being shared around on FB?

This is what people with no clues are soaking up 🙄😑 #nzpol
4:47 New Zealand Centre for Politi... • Join Philip Conroy • 3d • 9 I'm fed up. Six years of Labour left New Zealand buried in debt, divided by race, and drowning in broken promises. Now the same people who caused the mess are touring the country moaning about how bad things are and that it's the current governments fault. Let's get the facts straight, once and for all. When Labour took power in 2017, annual core Crown spending was $76 billion and net core Crown debt sat at $60 billion. By the time they were booted out in 2023, spending had hit $139 billion—an extra $63 billion every single year-and debt had more than doubled to $155 billion. That's not "kindness"; that's a mortgage on every taxpayer's future. National has already stabilised the debt track and cut the fat, but unwinding a decade of reckless borrowing isn't an overnight job. Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar Labour stole from schools, hospitals, and roads. Capital gains tax In 2017 Labour swore blind there would be no new taxes for 95 percent of Kiwis and repeatedly ruled out a capital gains tax. Now, in 2025, they're openly campaigning for a 28 percent CGT on rental properties, shares, and family businesses to pay for their latest wish list. Once they break a promise, they never stop. Covid cowardice Covid cowardice The 2025 Royal Commission laid bare the lockdown disaster—$200 million wasted, small businesses crushed, mental health in tatters. Yet Jacinda Ardern, Chris Hipkins, Grant Robertson, and Ayesha Verrall all refused to front up in person. They sent written notes, dodged the hearings, and kept classified documents locked away. The public paid the bill; they won't even face the music. Division by stealth Division by stealth Labour quietly signed us up to the UN's indigenous-rights action plan and rolled out a secret 2040 roadmap for co-governance-parallel systems in health, water, justice, and local government based on race. Three Waters gave unelected tribal appointees 50 percent control of water assets-National scrapped it. The Maori Health Authority swallowed $1.5 billion and delivered longer waiting times for everyone-National shut it down. Bill after bill was amended to entrench division. Labour split us on purpose. Climate cash black hole Billions blown on dodgy overseas carbon credits while power prices soared and emissions barely moved. Handing our sovereignty to UN climate funds was the final insult. Labour now screams that everything is "falling apart." They're right about the symptoms, dead wrong about the cause. National is cutting the waste, restoring one law for all, and steering us back to surplus. The job is nowhere near finished. If you're as angry as l am, share this. Never again. At the bottom of this incoherent rants is a sketch of Ardern and Hipkins with a sign saying “Face the Music”
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I’ll buy him one
A Saxon Kids Garden Shovel in green
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Definitely!! Mum had this made when I was little and it doubles as my tidy away box 😁
A cream footstool Inside the cream footstool are a few items including a Pirelli cap
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I found mine at Kmart and bought a big floofy cushion to go with it. Would suit white cats.
A white chair with wooden arms and a white cushion at the back
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Tell everyone who says no to fuck off. I still regret giving mine up
Two people sitting in basket chairs
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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So frustrated with this fucking government & how they’re running a wrecking ball through so much that I had to go and touch the grass. So here’s some grass if you feel the same. #nzpol

Bonus passionfruit flowers (another bumper crop due!)
A patch of green grass with daisies pointing towards the morning sun Two passionfruit flowers
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Even Martin Brundle said the exact same thing as me!! #F1 🙌🏎️💨🏁
(Ok, I’ll shut up about this now😁)
- The Mexican International Motor Sport Federation (OMDAI) issued a statement suggesting Lawson's actions exacerbated the situation. Brundle, however, placed the blame on Race Control, emphasizing the need for high marshalling standards: "People, corner workers, marshals, paramedics who are out there, are out there for the drivers' safety, and we owe them absolute safety back themselves."
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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A nasty stone chip has created a huge crack in my windscreen. While it’s being replaced, I walked home and passed a garden with some glorious daisies 😍🌼
A variety of pink daisies in the sunshine
November 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts
Hello Kitty pulls a finger
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Soaking up some much needed sunshine and doing some research on my great-grandad. The wild poppies have shown themselves too 😊
A piece of paper with print next to an iPad on a table overlooking a lawn on a sunny day An orange wild poppy in amongst green clover and a concrete path
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A baby is pulling a fight fist
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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I rest my case 😌 🏎️💨🏁
VISA RB • UPDATE FROM THE FIA REGARDING MEXICO MARSHAL INCIDENT "HAVING ANALYSED THE TELEMETRY FROM THE INCIDENT, WE CAN CONFIRM THAT LAWSON SLOWED APPROPRIATELY AND REACTED CORRECTLY TO THE DOUBLE YELLOW FLAGS DISPLAYED IN THE AREA, BRAKING EARLIER THAN IN OTHER LAPS AND PASSING SIGNIFICANTLY SLOWER THAN RACING SPEED INTO TURN 1. HE IS NOT AT FAULT IN THIS INCIDENT."
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM