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This edible ain’t shit
*2 hours later*
every solar panel is just a tiny thief stealing nuclear juice from the sky
*2 hours later*
every solar panel is just a tiny thief stealing nuclear juice from the sky
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I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
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biblically accurate manscaping
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
biblically accurate manscaping
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is this a crime scene?
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Is this a crime scene?
Starting to think that Trump dislikes Democrats a little bit
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Starting to think that Trump dislikes Democrats a little bit
The letter W is compensating for something
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The letter W is compensating for something
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Blocking anyone giving life advice whose birth year starts with a 2
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Blocking anyone giving life advice whose birth year starts with a 2
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Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
UBER you get used like 2 times a year can you please stop this is a casual relationship. I will call you when I need you
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
UBER you get used like 2 times a year can you please stop this is a casual relationship. I will call you when I need you
If there’s one thing I can agree with Trump on, it’s that we should be normalizing naps during work.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If there’s one thing I can agree with Trump on, it’s that we should be normalizing naps during work.
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As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks
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I will never forgive the Dodgers for making so many Canadians sad I stg
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I will never forgive the Dodgers for making so many Canadians sad I stg
It’s ok to be a Will Smith fan again
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It’s ok to be a Will Smith fan again
Was baseball always this fun?
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Was baseball always this fun?
Oh yeah maybe I should check on my teammate I just hip checked
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Oh yeah maybe I should check on my teammate I just hip checked
Snoop: Two bowls are better than one!
Tony the Tiger: They’re great?
Tony the Tiger: They’re great?
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Snoop: Two bowls are better than one!
Tony the Tiger: They’re great?
Tony the Tiger: They’re great?
Me when I ask her what she wants for dinner
We've been together for a quarter century and have two children together, please respond.
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me when I ask her what she wants for dinner
Day 2 without Kristi.
The sickness has taken me.
My children sense weakness.
The boy sustains himself exclusively on blueberry waffles.
Supplies are low. Morale is lower. God help us if Target doesn’t deliver.
The sickness has taken me.
My children sense weakness.
The boy sustains himself exclusively on blueberry waffles.
Supplies are low. Morale is lower. God help us if Target doesn’t deliver.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Day 2 without Kristi.
The sickness has taken me.
My children sense weakness.
The boy sustains himself exclusively on blueberry waffles.
Supplies are low. Morale is lower. God help us if Target doesn’t deliver.
The sickness has taken me.
My children sense weakness.
The boy sustains himself exclusively on blueberry waffles.
Supplies are low. Morale is lower. God help us if Target doesn’t deliver.
This is everything I needed
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is everything I needed
The ice cream truck driver is just a DJ with a side hustle that includes delicious dessert
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The ice cream truck driver is just a DJ with a side hustle that includes delicious dessert
We are officially in hoodie and shorts weather
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We are officially in hoodie and shorts weather
I’m going to say it.
If your kid loses a tooth and you call the paw patrol for help, then you are wasting tax payer dollars. Unbelievable.
If your kid loses a tooth and you call the paw patrol for help, then you are wasting tax payer dollars. Unbelievable.
October 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m going to say it.
If your kid loses a tooth and you call the paw patrol for help, then you are wasting tax payer dollars. Unbelievable.
If your kid loses a tooth and you call the paw patrol for help, then you are wasting tax payer dollars. Unbelievable.
Wanted breakfast so I cleaned the kitchen to make eggs and toast only to discover once I was done cleaning that the bread was moldy
Now I’m having a cry and a bagel 🥯 😭
Now I’m having a cry and a bagel 🥯 😭
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Wanted breakfast so I cleaned the kitchen to make eggs and toast only to discover once I was done cleaning that the bread was moldy
Now I’m having a cry and a bagel 🥯 😭
Now I’m having a cry and a bagel 🥯 😭